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The Manufacturing Process
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Shipping / Handling / Postage /
Yet More Masturbation
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Each and every Dick of Dickstinction
certificate is whipped into final shape by a hunky
balding dominant round and furry nude daddybear
top.
Moreover, each and every certificate
is prepared to your specifications in the nude.
You, the customers, pay good money for our personal
attention to your order. Getting naked while we
work on it is our way of saying 'Thank you. It is
our pleasure to serve you!'
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Official Signature and Seal
Once the certificate is printed, it
must be signed by our Head Examiner, Willy
Richards.
Of course, since it is a pen is certificate, a
pen and a pen is must be used. We find that the
nude blond slaveboyz are eager to offer their
genitalia for use in the steps shown below.
Subscribers
to Jim's
Pen is Central can click firmly on each
thumbnail to see the details of how the boi's pen
is is used in this time-tested and quite intricate
endeavor.
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At first, Willy tried to remain anonymous. But
he couldn't see what he was signing!
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It took some experimentation to get a firm grip
on a difficult instrument. But he succeeded.
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The gold seal is next.
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It can be difficult to get the correct grip in
order to emboss using the notary seal.
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Success!
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Embossing while erect
-- a special treat!
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NOTE
We regret that Health Department
regulations and certain criminal statutes do not
permit our daddybear and/or blond slaveboi staff to
ejaculate their hot creamy jism upon the
certificate before it is shipped to you. Given the
vigorous and healthful masturbation which is
employed at each step of the manufacturing process,
adding this element to the final product would be
simple, logical, and not excessively
time-consuming. However, due to those correctional
concerns, the addition of gobs of spooge is
something which you, the purchaser, will have to do
instead (if desired), once you receive the
shipment. Tip: Be sure to let your thick and
copious cum dry thoroughly before you take the
target of your passion to the shop to be framed!
Warning: We are not responsible for the
color-fastness of the printing, nor the integrity
of the certificate paper once it is assaulted by
your formidable ejaculate. If only this step could
be left to us -- the professionals! But alas, it is
not to be.
Please do photograph yourself while
you are embellishing your certificate; e-mail the
photo to us and we will post it here on the
website.
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The finished product
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illustrated is the lovely gold-colored gift tube,
available to enhance your purchase for a nominal
additional fee. The gold tube -- or, for those not
purchasing the gift-tube upgrade, the certificate
itself -- is then slipped inside a very sturdy
cylindrical mailing tube, addressed, postage
applied, and mailed to you. Be sure to be naked
when you open it!
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Rolling and inserting
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educational blond slaveboy and
hot balding daddybear photos
illustrating this page can be
clicked upon, enlarged, and
viewed in the privacy of your...
of your... whatever -- IF you are
a subscriber
to Jim's
Pen is Central.
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