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How to make your very own Vancovers (Vancouver-style dick covers)
Explained by JIM W. Licensed homo dickorator OH THOSE CANADIANS... They're so smart! So creative! Many a gay nudist has faced this dilemma: what do you do if you want to march naked in a Gay Pride parade but feel you can't do it completely naked? You could, of course, go buy some overpriced bit of cloth -- a bikini or g-string or some such -- but then you've got all that annoying tightness. And all those straps and strings... running around your waist, which is silly, or even over your shoulders! Plus, if you don't adjust it just right, it'll get loose and fall off. The obvious solution -- march naked -- is the best one. But sometimes you just can't do this, for personal or job reasons, or you're not quite ready for this major step. What to do?	Answer: Make yourself a vancover. That's spelled like Vancouver, but without the u. It's called that because it was invented by the clever boys in charge of the Vancouver gay naked group, P-CAN (and worn in their Pride marches in 2000 and 2001), and because it covers up the crotch. It's a cover from Vancouver... a vancover! This device covers the pubic triangle -- the pen is, testes, and pubic hair -- but nothing else. It stays firmly in place, and is surprisingly comfortable (or at least not uncomfortable) to wear. With no straps or strings to irritate or cover up, it's the next best thing to being naked. Here's a photo of the P-CAN guys wearing their vancovers plus some angel wings in the 2000 parade. Notice that there is absolutely nothing visible from behind.	Here is a photo of two marchers from the front. All that's visible from this direction is the triangle-shaped piece of cloth, which seems to hover in place as if by magic. With no visible source of support, it nevertheless stays in place as the wearer walks around, adjusts himself... even runs or jogs! Below are 13 photos showing the vancover in action during the 2001 Gay Pride march. We've prepared a movie showing how to make a vancover.... coming soon!

	Vancouver 2001 photos
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