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Reported in Toronto
by JIM W.
AL QUAEDA TERRORISTS rejoiced on Sunday, 30
June, because over half a dozen of Toronto's best
police resources were busy looking at penises and
arresting harmless nude marchers in the city's
annual Gay Pride parade -- instead of working the
anti-terrorism detail at the airport. Drug dealers
were similarly overjoyed that there were half a
dozen fewer officers on duty to watch them selling
crack cocaine.
Yes, Toronto police finally made good on their
threats to arrest
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nude Gay Pride marchers simply for being nude.
Two U.S. citizens -- distinguished-looking older
gentlemen -- were among the seven arrested, cited,
and/or briefly detained at the end of their
otherwise triumphant strut down Toronto's Yonge
Street.
Was Jim's Penis Central there? Of course! We
were undercover, blending in to the background by
wearing clothes -- it was a dirty job, but someone
had to do it, right? In hundreds of photos and
quite a bit of video footage, we've got shots of
the plainclothes cops
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(also trying to blend in, but not difficult to
spot). We also saw the uniformed honcho catch sight
of the TNT!MEN contingent at the last turn in the
parade route, make a decisive nod toward two other
cops, and then follow one of the latter the last
block as he walked ahead to tell his colleagues to
get the squad car ready.
In short, we've got it all! We saw it all.
Exactly what you would expect for the Prickstown
Penis-Examiner, the official organ of the Society
for the Expansion of Male Erotic Newsmen.™
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528 x 400
102K
Last steps before arrest
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540 x 400
108K
Arrests underway
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533 x 400
80K
"Protect"?
I don't think so!
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