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Peel-Off in Palm Springs -- II

What happens when you rub a bear's tummy? Soon you'll find out!

 Bears are very sensual.

And so, for that matter, is everyone else. But just follow along with my line of argument here, OK? Thanks.

One afternoon at the Peel-Off, a certain wonderful bear-lover (who shall remain nameless) came up to me as I was eating lunch and started rubbing the fur on my chest. I let him; he's a nice guy (see photo 1). I went on eating, not to be distracted (although the photo shows me a bit later).

My pen is, on the other hand, was perfectly willing to be distracted. It responded in a wonderful, slow, subtle way. Look, Ma, no hands! (See photo 2.) No need for mast urbation today!!

This attracted the attention of another wonderful bear-lover (also to be nameless -- see photo 3). These three photos show the results, in which the normal male physiological mechanism of erection is evident.

Now some people think that the normal male physiological mechanism of erection is dirty, shameful, terrible, and evil. So if you want to see these three photos, you'll have to prove you're 18 or older (by becoming a subscriber to this site). That's because if you want to look at something that's dirty, shameful, terrible, and evil. Sorry about that -- but Jesse Helms says it's true, so we have to respect his opinion.

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