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Some Gay Nudist Slogans

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What part of
NO CLOTHES
don't you understand?

Let's shave
OURSELVES
and clothe
OUR SHEEP!

WEAR CONDOMS
NOT CLOTHES

From BUSH
to TUSH
I'm a
NATURAL MAN

CLOTHING:
BEEN THERE
WORN THAT

SPF 40:
CHEAPER THAN
CALVINS

No QUEER
should FEAR
to BARE
all HERE --
and DARE
to SHARE
his REAR
so FAIR!

Clothes:
UNTUCK 'em
SHUCK 'em
CHUCK 'em!
[You may wish to add:]
FU CK 'em!!

LOATHING
CLOTHING

When PUSH
Comes to SHOVE
A NAKED MAN
Gets my LOVE

[or]
A NAKED TUSH
Gets my LOVE

SKIN:
The only truly
NATURAL
fiber

YOUR NAKED SKIN:
Wash and wear
Needs no ironing
Naturally
stain resistant
Do not bleach

I want a...
Wall to wall TAN
On the CAN
Of my MAN!

JOCK ITCH
is
HAZARDOUS TO
YOUR HEALTH

BATMAN
& ROBIN
look less dorky
NUDE!

Less
PRUDISH
More
NUDISH

SHOW YOUR BODY
NOT YOUR CALVINS

Do you really
LIKE CLOTHES
or are you just afraid that my dick is
BIGGER THAN YOURS??
[Relax: there's nothing to worry about.]

NUDITY:
It's not just for
BEDROOMS
any more!

NUDIST
COSTUMES
for sale here

ACCEPT
YOUR BODY
EVERY
BODY

Swinging
FREE
and feeling
FREER

CLOTHES
are for
CLOSETS
[not BODIES!]

UNDRESS
for DINNER

DRESS,
UNDRESS.
DRESS,
UNDRESS.
When will this
NIGHTMARE
end??

No soup stains
No sweaty tees
No suspenders
No pants
NO GUILT!!

Hate your
CLOTHES
Not your
BODY

Go back to the home page.
Look at photos of nude Toronto Pride Week events -- page 1 and page 2.
Read people's comments.
Find out people's reactions at my hotel.

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Since picture was posted on phdtop.com on 1 August 1997.