	Another quality page linked to Jim's Pen is Central!
This page will change as the auction proceeds -- whenever that is.

An auction of

Bumper stickers

once sold by

The Naked Guy,

Andrew Martinez

Let's face it, folks -- funding the nudist revolution will be difficult. How many trendy clothing companies will give us millions of dollars to finance our campaign???

(True fact: The advertising agency for a backpack manufacturer once contacted Andrew to see if he might be willing to endorse their product! He said yes, but they didn't follow through.)

To help make ends meet, Andrew from time to time sold bumper stickers he had made up, which read:

HEY MAN, IT'S JUST A DICK

(Obviously, we've scanned our copy at full size. Color reproduction is pretty good: dark green on a white background.)

We bought several of these from Andrew a few years ago, promising him we'd sell them to our nudist buddies and send him the income. We did our best, and sold exactly.... one. Sigh. But now that a couple of years have passed, they've become collector's items. So we plan to make good on our promise by selling the four (4) we have left to the highest bidders on this website.

The auction will take place as soon as we find out where Andrew is living and where he can be contacted.

We'd still like to be able to send Andrew the proceeds from this auction. If you know where Andrew is these days, please let us know! If we don't find him soon, we'll donate the money to the Naturist Action Committee, which fights legal battles for free nude beaches and such.

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