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This page is done for, frankly. I don't know what it has to do with male nudism, but it does show that we have a lot of fun! |
Helga's comments were brilliant,
as would be expected for a grande dame of her
character, but unfortunately were not recorded
live. Her notes have generously been provided to me
by stevenaked@aol.com,
her agent in New York.
Darling,
anything is possible at a nudist gathering
-- even wearing clothes. This year once again, the
fashionable House of Byron (that's
pronounced "bye-RONE" for those of you who don't
know French, cough cough) provided the clothes,
IMEN provided the models, and the fabulous
Madame Helga Krakowski -- of the Polish
Institute of Fashion -- provided the
commentary.
It took a moment's intervention by Nick
to fix the sound system -- an essential tool for every
fashion statement!
Denise
Rod-Man Janet Reno Gladys
Gladiator [Sorry -- no photo
available]
Mij Joanne Angel Sylvia Karesse Hazel Betty Miss
Carry Giselle Florida
Rose Fynalnet Funicello Norma
Jean Jackie Off Gina [Sorry, no photo]
Daphne Raven Birdsong Pussy
Buffet Christina Dior Louise Red
Velvet Fifi Luci
Gucci Marilyn Merlot
With sequined serpentine shoulders -- a perfect
cross between Dennis Rodman and Sinead
O'Connor.
She's here investigating a rumor that we're really
a group of Branch Davidians. Now that that rumor
has been dispelled, she's wearing this dress says
"No nonsense, I mean business" -- and her flirty
hat says "I have a date with Jim Lewis."
Inspired by the glory of Rome and the fashions
from the recent movie "Gladiator." It's an ouftit
that makes the the crowd roar: "Thumbs up!"
A black number with butterfly sleeves. It insists:
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a WASP."
Black shirtwaist, spectator pumps. This is a dress
for lunch at Lutece... or the funeral of a family
friend.
Pretty in pink, and stunning in studs -- an outfit
that screams, "I am NOT one of Charlie's
Angels!"
Royal -- regal in red, inspired by the grand drapes
of an Opera House. "Curtain up!" Let's hope Sylvia
doesn't take after opera heroines Mimi and Violetta
-- and die of consumption.
Wearing a gold, cross-your-heart, matching gold
turban with hunter green. Worth her weight in gold
-- which in her case is worth about $1.95, or 67
zlotys.
Puts the "cock" back in "cocktail dress" --
accessorized with stemware.
An outfit which is a tribute to the Emerald City of
Oz. As she walks down the runway, she's off to see
the Wizard.
A demure lace top, full black crisp taffeta skirt,
with a silver lampshade hat which looks as if it
could double as an abortionist's tool.
Graceful as a ballerina, in a black sheath dress
with orchid accessories.
Black pleats, dotted top, purple hat -- truly
fashion for the retirement set. Label queens will
appreciate the Chanel scarf!
Fynalnet and her hat are thunderstruck! It's a
dress we call: "Tango Argentina."
In a smart traveling outfit: black and white with
grey hat -- take it across the U.S. or abroad.
Goodbye, Norma Jean!
Our own Miss Jackie O., in buttercup satin with a
bow, and a black ottoman cape. Truly the First Lady
of the House of Byron!
Pretty as a picture, in dramatic lace sleeves --
and a natural blonde!
Black velvet and double-breasted, Daphne hails from
the south. Her hobbies are birdwatching and
piano.
A dramatic dinner dress with off the shoulder
drapery. The buffet is open! Dinner is served; come
and get some Pussy.
Black velvet, New Look Christina Dior chapeau with
lace net and dead crow.
Louise looks lovely in her spaghetti-strap, Tanya
Harding-inspired, skating-on-thin-ice number.
Accessorized by a gold lamé tire iron
suitable for breaking hearts... or kneecaps.
In an eye-catching silver top and black skirt.
A multicolor, strapless with matching pumps -- an
outfit for when too much color is not enough!
With a handkerchief hem and rich wine color comes
Marilyn Merlot: "Life is truly a Cabernet" --
wouldn't you like to get drunk with her beauty?
Quite a vision in red and silver. The Finale
Ultimo: a glimpse of the future, a salute to the
past.
-- then leave the stage.
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