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Phallic Phlorida? You decide!

	This is the United States.
	This is the United States after becoming sexually excited.
	This is the United States focusing its attention on its Phlorida, and starting to masturbate it.
	This is a close-up of Phlorida, in a Caucasian flesh tone and its uncircumcized state, in the process of ejaculating the Florida Keys.
IMPORTANT NOTE: All the illustrations above were directly derived from geographically accurate maps. This is, of course, the kind of factual accuracy you have cum to expect from the Prickstown Pen is Examiner!

REMEMBER THIS FOR YOUR GEOGRAPHY QUIZ
Hey, boys and girls! Did you know that each U.S. state has an official motto?
Do you know what Florida's motto is?
You're right!
Florida's official state motto is:
"FLORIDA: The uncircumcized phallic-symbol state"
Don't believe us? Check out the official State of Florida website,
and click on "Motto"!

Why is Bush's head bigger than Brogan's? Is it a birth defect?
An optical illusion? A result of a childhood accident? Enquiring minds want to know.