Dick of the week:

Tommie is a dangerous little cutie. (That's a compliment!) He's very friendly, and he's very good at trying out new things and getting involved in them -- no matter how sleazy (another compliment). When he talks, he gives you the impression that you are the center of the universe, and that's addictive. And he likes taking the initiative to get things going.

I interviewed him at what was his first gay naked Gathering -- a long weekend over Memorial Day. He danced naked there for the first time, and fell instantly in love with it. Later that year, I ran into him at a much bigger Gathering, and watched as he looked around this huge room with hundreds of guys dancing naked. It was easy to tell from his eyes that he was amazed all over again. I asked him if he had, before the first Gathering, even dreamed that he would see something like what he now saw before him. He replied, of course not. You can't imagine the sight, or the feelings it brings out in you; you have to experience them for yourself.

So here are the feelings of a cute, boyish, adventurous manboyslut in the middle of his first large gay naked experience. Enjoy -- and come join us sometime!

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

It's almost 6 inches.

How big around?

Oh, damn, never thought about that. Can we guesstimate? I don't know.

When you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yeah.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yeah.

How much overlap?

Maybe a half inch.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No. [He laughs.]

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

I would say more average, in between. I'm not a size queen.

Why?

Just so it's more comfortable -- less pain involved.

Why would there be pain involved?

Most of the guys I'm with are very forceful and they like to do their business -- like last night.

What happened last night?

Michael. And Xxx and Xxx. All of them fucked me. You can say I'm spent. I was violated! [He's smiling while he says this.]

So a big one hurts to get fucked by?

Sometimes. Until you get used to it.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

I would say 10.

The smallest?

About 4.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The big guy was the first person I was with when I transferred to Washington DC in the Navy. He didn't like to be subtle or gentle. He liked to be rough and aggressive. So I basically had to hold on for the ride! And hopefully I wouldn't pass out.

Did you ever actually?

For a split second once I did. But it also made me cum without touching myself, so it was a wonderful experience.

So he literally banged your lights out?

Yup! [He laughs.]

And you loved it.

Yeah! Click! Cause it made me cum by myself, so I thought "oh my god this is wild!".

The small guy was a little 19-year-old that I picked up who had never been able to top before, so I showed him, I allowed him. It didn't hurt at all. And he enjoyed it.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

I would say a small dick. Sometimes the bigger dicks just fall under the weight.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

Hmmm. When I'm in my seldom-top positions, I'd say a nice young guy's ass, but the rest of the time it's usually my hand as I'm getting fucked.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

[He laughs.] To work!

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

Water sports. I picked up a video that somebody brought from Germany, and a couple of really young guys were doing it and I never thought I'd like anything like it and I was amazed.

Have you done that since then?

No, I have yet to try that.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

That's a good question,. During great sex it's used fully. And I like going to nude parties and showing off, getting pictures taken. I like exhibitionism in general.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Oh, I don't think I've heard that before.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

"Do you know what time it is?" [He laughs.]

If someone saw you in a bar, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

"That's a very nice dick you have -- I sure would like to see more." That's OK, as long as he's cute.

What makes somebody cute?

Generally I go for younger guys, college type, around 25 or up, good build -- one who likes to top older guys.

What would be the worst line?

Something like, "I'd like to take you home and work you over." I prefer a more subtle approach.

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut.

Which do you prefer in other men?

I prefer cut just because that's the majority of what I've had, but I don't mind uncut, especially Latino uncut. As long as it's clean it's exciting.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

I'd say if it's smooth, without any hair, and it's a good skin tone, as if they got out in the sun and got some sun on it.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Hmmmm. I suppose. [He laughs.]

Is your father cut or uncut?

He's cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Probably about the same as mine. I think it's hereditary.

Does your dick have a name?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

[He frowns.] No, it works.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Yes.

Boxers or briefs?

Boxer briefs! [He laughs.] I think it's better... gives it more room to move around and breathe -- instead of briefs, which keep it pinned down.

Why not just boxers?

I like the way the boxer briefs feel. They're more secure. I like the look of them.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the left.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

When I get a hardon I have to rearrange it to go up. Otherwise I just arrange it to the left.

How many seconds does it take to do the arranging?

Just a couple.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

About 10. I don't get dressed too quick. I like to kind of scope around, see what's going on.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

No, I can't say that.

Not counting this Gathering, when is the last time someone saw your dick?

My little 4-way last weekend, with my ex, my good friends, and a boy we picked up from Costa Rica.

Did he have the beautiful uncut Latino dick?

Yes.

When will be the next time?

Hopefully next weekend. I'm going to the club, and it's always nice to score.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Hardly. Back then it was very uncommon for boys in the gym to shower and change.

Girls?

No. Well, my girlfriends, yes, about 12 years ago!

And young adult, college age?

Very frequently, being in the Navy on board ship.

How much casual nudity is there in the Navy?

Not much. Just down in the berthing areas, where people are getting dressed or showering.

Wog or shellback? [I'm bragging because I haven't been in the Navy, but I'm using the terms used in a hazing ritual performed when sailors cross the equator for the first time.]

Neither. Bluenose. It's real cold and they take you up to the flight deck and they hose you down in your underwear.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

I would say probably just one -- my roommate. On the weekends more people will.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Yeah, that's how I picked up this little 14-year-old when I was 17. We started having a little thing when we were apart from our girlfriends.

Where were you?

We were at our girlfriends' house (a girl and her stepsister), and he and I left and something happened in the car and we bumped legs. I looked down and noticed that he had a big hardon. That started a very wild encounter, especially considering it was the early 80s. At 14 he was already well endowed. He knew exactly what to do with it.

Which was?

He liked to get it sucked, ball sex, get rimmed -- no anal sex, he wasn't ready for that, but we did everything else.

In the car?

In the car, at his house while his parents were away -- or at my house if my parents were gone, or in the woods.

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

Right hand, firmly gripped, all the way around, and I use the oil based lube, that's best for jacking off.

What motion do you use?

Deep hard strokes.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

That was when my cousin (we were 13) taught me how to jack off. I thought something bad was happening 'cause I felt strange, but then I noticed it felt good, so I tried it again that night. 5,000 jackoffs later it still feels good!

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

When I was probably 13 or 14 I used to go stand out on my front porch, and the idea of getting caught by my neighbors usually got me excited, and I sometimes would step out into the front yard, and once I came I would come to my senses and freak out and run back into the house.

So you were jerking off on the porch?

Um hum.

If I had wandered by at that time, what would I have been able to see?

The porch was totally open. There would have been no way you could not have seen me.

So what time of day would you do this?

Afternoon, daytime. Noon or 1 or 2.

So really, do you think anyone saw you but didn't tell anyone?

Nah. Nope.

How do you know?

Nobody's come forth.

I used to do it a lot when I was 13 or 14. When I was older I kind of got out of it. Maybe once a week.

Did you ever almost get caught?

Not that I'm aware of.

Where's the next most public place you've ever been naked?

Playalinda Beach (in Florida).

Have you ever danced naked?

Yes.

When was the first time?

Saturday night, here at the Gathering.

Had you thought or fantasized about dancing naked before then?

No, never really thought of it until now.

What was your first thought upon entering the disco?

This is gonna be great!

Was it great?

Yes! I picked up a little boy about my height, and we pretty much danced all night together. The idea of both of us being naked and dancing was really thrilling.

I guess I saw you there.

Yup.

What does your dick do when you dance naked?

It depends on what we're doing. If slow dancing and kissing it'll just zoom right on up, and if I turn my back and feel a hardon behind me it'll get hard -- that's really exciting doing all that with everybody watching.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

No, it just has a mind of its own.

What do you like the most about your dick?

I just love the feel when you're jacking off, or getting sucked, or getting fucked.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

It's fun for two guys to be together and use your dicks to self-satisfy each other.

What do you like about getting fucked?

It's a great feeling, as long as it doesn't hurt! [He laughs.] I just like looking up at the guy and the expressions on his face and you know that you're pleasing him, and when he finally comes it's a great experience to watch.

What do you like the least about your dick?

I wish it was a little bit bigger. Another inch or so.

What do you like the least about having a dick?

Can't say that I have any complaints.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Two pregnancy scares, but they turned out negative.

Tell me about that.

I was 18. And stupid. I didn't really know I was gay at the time; I started figuring it out later.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

I love em all. It's great to be gay!

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

Let me see Tommie's photos.

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