Dick of the week:

"Shaun"

Week 21

Shaun was quite shy when I first met him (at a gay naked gathering, of course). He allowed me to take photos from the neck down, but didn't want his face to appear. But then, later in the Gathering, he won the "Mr. Leather" contest -- and he changed his mind. Thank goodness!

Shaun has the "innocent boy next door" look down pat, and a dazzling smile that makes it impossible to imagine that he would be into anything other than good old-fashioned, all-American-boy sex. He didn't reveal much about his sexual fantasies to me, but his entry into the Mr. Leather contest suggested that they were -- well, not that innocent. In this respect he reminded me of another stunning blond I know: you know the type; they dance in the disco, are clean-shaven, don't hang out in leather bars, and appear to be well-scrubbed and probably into nothing more unusual than 69ing. And then they put you up one night in their West Hollywood apartment and you discover a drawer with serious handcuffs and... a whip! (Not in Shaun's case, but in the other fellow's case.)

Shaun threw me a real curveball right at the end of the interview that shows that he, too, is not quite so innocent as he looks. Some of you right now are scrolling down to see what it was, but I suggest that you read the whole thing and encounter it in due course. It'll be much more interesting that way. I will say that it's something that no other Dick of the Week has ever done to me (at least during the interview) -- and Shaun sprung it on me quite suddenly. (I'm not complaining!)

Let me begin with the first Dick of the Week question, which is: So just how big IS your dick, anyway?

7 inches.

How big around?

I don't know.

When you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yes, it touches. [He shows me with his fingers. It's pretty thick.]

How much overlap?

None.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No. [It's a "grower," not a "show-er." See below.]

Which do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?

No choice. Is that one of the options [I can choose]?

Why no preference?

Because I don't base a partner on his tool [laughs]!

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Biggest around or biggest length?

Either one.

Biggest around -- oh man, that was huge, I don't know what it measured. It was probably 8 inches thick around. It was thicker than it was long.

And the longest?

Probably 10 inches.

The smallest?

That was sad. It was probably 2 inches. It was NOT a large one.

Tell me a bit about each of those 3 guys.

The thickest one was a guy at the gym. He always bragged about the size of his dick. He was married and I finally put him to the test to prove it.

And he really was big?

He was very thick. It wasn't long, but it was thick.

How about the long one?

The long one was on my birthday! [He laughs.] I decided that I was going to get laid no matter what, and went out to the bar, and did the size queen thing, and looked for the biggest bulge, and lo and behold there it was! I walked up to him boldly and said, do you want to go home and fuck? And he said yes.

What was he like?

He was very nice. He even made me some dinner; I didn't really get to know him.

What about the small one?

He was really a cute guy; I met him at a social party with friends. I really wanted to get to know him, and finally after a couple of dates we got together. He was really insecure about the size of his dick, and just never could get him over that. It didn't work out.

But YOU would have been willing to go on?

Yes. Oh, he was a sweetheart!

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

A small dick. [Because?] Because it probably doesn't require much stimulation.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

[He laughs.] Fucking.

Any particular style of fucking?

No.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick?

No. It's a grower, not a shower. Sometimes people don't see anything.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

23, I guess.

What was the occasion?

The first times I had access to a locker room with lots of guys in it.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

Just being direct, when all they want is sex and they put that bluntly. They don't want to know your name -- your anything.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

I don't have a clue.

What would be the worst line?

There's probably a lot of those. I think that happens more [often when all they do is make] eye contact and all they're doing is looking down. Some may even grab me and say, ooh what do you have down there?

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut.

Which do you prefer in other men? Why?

Uncut. Because that's not something I have and it's not common. Kind of like the intrigue of something different.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

Color, shape, probably the way it hangs.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

[Laughs.] Yeah, I think so.

I agree.

Is your father cut or uncut?

Uncut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Yes.

How big?

I don't know. [He laughs a lot.] I've never seen my father hard so I wouldn't know. But in the bathroom or whatever it's quite sizable.

Have you ever danced naked before this gathering?

Yes, for tribal dancing.

What's that?

People out there banging on drums, shaking tambourines and dancing around a fire.

What was the occasion?

A summer camping trip with friends. Other men and women.

So it was a coed dance?

Yup. About 4 women and 10 men.

They all got nude?

Um hum.

How often did you do this?

Just once.

What does your dick do when you dance naked?

It tightens up. [He laughs.]

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick?

No.

What do you like the most about your dick?

The size of my balls.

Which is?

Large.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

[He laughs.] I don't know.

-- or a big dick?

It keeps people interested. They want to see, probably, how big they can get it.

What do you like the least about your dick?

The color of the pubic hair. It seems the people around here [at the Gathering] liked it, but...

What color would you prefer?

Brown.

Would you rather be a brunette rather than a blond?

No.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

Trying to get it to go away after it's aroused. It can cause some embarrassing moments.

Give me an example.

Here, probably. Mixed crowds. Like if you were to be getting me aroused and someone else wanders into the situation. Modesty.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

I don't think "trouble" is the word, but it definitely "outed" me!

Tell me about that.

I was 18. You know you have those urges of wanting to show it off, exhibitionism? I answered one of those "model" ands and ended up on a pornographic magazine which outed me before I was ready.

That's pretty severe!

Did you sign a model release?

Yes.

[Humorously] WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?

I wasn't -- I was thinking with my pen is.

How much did you get paid?

It wasn't very much -- maybe like 500 dollars because I ended up on the cover. Otherwise it would have been like $250.

So the magazine paid you?

Yes. The photographer paid the first $250 and THE magazine paid the other $250.

Did you enjoy the session?

Yes. I don't regret it a bit.

So did your dick behave during the photo session?

No. It was camera-shy. It didn't want to rise to the occasion. That's why I guess they have fluffers!

Did you get fluffed?

A few times, yes. More than once.

Who was the fluffer?

Just staff. The photographer had some people to help him.

[Off the record, I asked Shaun what the magazine was. He refused to tell me, and didn't explain why he didn't want me to know. Of course, I tried to figure it out as soon as I got home! I believe I have found one photo from that session, but I haven't checked with Shaun to be sure that it's him. And, of course, I won't tell you folks. Sorry! Suffice it to say that I can't see any reason from this one photo why he would be ashamed of the session or how he appears in it. As you read above, he doesn't regret the session at all.]

How did it feel to have 200 naked guys looking at your dick all weekend [here at the Gathering]?

I don't think I ever even noticed. I don't know. I didn't really notice. People were looking more at my smile than at my dick.

Anything else you'd like to say about your dicks or dicks in general?

[Long pause; he laughs.] No, nothing, just the obvious.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome!

[At this point, Shaun suddenly leans forward and kisses me lightly on the lips, leaving me wondering... what does this mean? Should I have fluffed him? Invited him back to my cabin? Tried to fuck him on the spot? Kissed him back? Inquiring minds want to know!]

Let me see Shaun's photos.

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