Dick of the week:

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble--when you're perfect in every way. Scott's not perfect, but he really does have a lot to be proud of. He has performed all over the country as a dancer in touring productions of Broadway shows. He supports himself -- in New York City! -- as a potter and office manager. His boyfriend is another performer (a famous one, who wins awards on televised award shows year after year) whom I myself have seen on and off Broadway, and in movies. His body is the envy of people like me, and of men decades younger than him -- which makes sense; dancers stay in shape. And much as all this makes me want to hate him, I really can't -- he's a nice guy. Yikes!

So you know that Scott is allowed, in my universe, to describe his talents accurately without being attacked for being (seemingly) conceited. But even so, it's easy to misread this interview and to get upset at Scott's self-descriptions. You might think that he's exaggerating his stories, or that he's only pretending to be interested in the other guy as well as himself.

But when Scott describes his talents, the tone of voice is not that of a snotty fellow with too high an opinion of himself, but that of an incredibly nice and talented guy who's trying honestly to convey his love of sex, of fitness, and of giving and taking and caring in a relationship. When he describes how important it is to be able to "read" a guy's body in order to give him pleasure, he's not doing so in a vain attempt to appear to be more interested in someone else's welfare than his own. Instead, he's describing an important -- and true -- principle about making love.

Also, keep in mind that Scott is telling us about his skills not because he raised the topic, but because I asked him to! He's not the sort of guy to come up to you at a cocktail party and start talking about himself.

And frankly, this is what tops do when we talk to each other. We exchange techniques, learn, describe our insights, and make suggestions to each other. We're down to earth and factual. It's how two poker experts talk when they get together; if they were to say the same things to a novice they would appear condescending and conceited.

Scott and I had set up a phone interview. I called, he answered, we exchanged pleasantries, and then he became the first Dick of the Week who asked me a question before I had a chance to ask him one (a little role reversal there):

Scott: Wait -- I'm going to take my clothes off... that seems more appropriate [for an interview like this]. How are you dressed?

I'm naked. [I was sitting at my desktop computer, ready to start typing.]

Whoo! You're in California; it's probably warmer there. [There was a pause, presumably as he stripped some more, and we talked a bit about the thunderstorm raging at that time near his apartment.]

OK, I'm naked. I just got home from work.

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

Right now?

Sure. [Note to the insightful: This "right now?" query probably tipped me off to ask him a related question in a few moments.]

Probably 5 inches right now.

And when it's hard?

Up to like 8 -- 8 and a half.

How big around?

Hmmm. I don't know.

When you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

It could, yeah.

How much overlap?

Probably about an inch.

Do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No. They think it's just right. In fact I get boys who think that it's the perfect size.

Which do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?

How about medium?

Why?

There's more to do with it.

Such as?

How far you can get it down your throat, how I can wrap my hand around it. Hmmm -- I can think about getting fucked by it, what that would feel like. Certainly not a big one. I like big ones in my hand, though -- I really do.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Let's see, probably about 11 inches long and enough so that I couldn't get my whole hand around it. Somehow New York seems to have a lot of big dicks. I keep running into them.

The smallest?

Probably about 4 or 5 inches long and VERY thin.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

Biggest dick was on a very big man -- really a beautiful big, strapping kind of a man. I see him at sex parties all the time; people like him a lot! [He chuckles.]

Smallest-dick guy was a boy who was very much in love with me and pursued me and tried to give me a Mercedes and all kinds of things. But it had nothing to do with the size of his dick; he just wasn't my kind of guy. I've had sex with guys with little dicks and had a very good time.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

For me it's either way. I pride myself on being able to keep boys hard.

What's your best technique?

Focus. I pay very close attention to how people react to me -- with my hand, with my mouth, or feeling their body with my body. I also pay attention to what they're doing to me because I find that many times that's what they like to have done to them.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

I like to be a top.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

In somebody's butt.

Any type in particular?

Somebody who's not distracted. Somebody who's willing to pay attention to what I'm up to.

And what ARE you up to?

Basically what I'm doing is trying to make them cum eventually. It's about me being able to play them like an instrument, to learn all their likes and be able to use them at will, make them do what I want them to do.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

Hmmm. Probably in some guy's butt without a condom.

When is that most tempting?

About any time -- but it doesn't happen.

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

I remember a guy sucking my dick off, kneeling behind me, and pulled my dick down between my legs behind me -- kind of bent it backwards -- and it made me cum right away. I was very surprised. Obviously, I still remember it.

What was a turn-on about that?

Just the sensation and the pressure and the angle. It felt really sexy, like he really took me to someplace he knew that I didn't know.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

If they're smaller than me they tell me that.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a bigger dick than them?

Doesn't come up.

Was there a time when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

No. I'm right on the average.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

If somebody comes up to me and -- while they're trying to engage me -- they're still cruising the room and looking around.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a bigger dick than he did, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

Probably "I have someplace I could slide that if you'd like." I don't know. That sounds kind of stupid!

What would be the worst line?

Oh, man... "Can I fuck you?"

Are you cut?

Yes.

Which do you prefer in other men? Why?

I like both. Visually I like both. I'm jealous of uncut men; I would like to feel the sensitivity that they say they have that cut guys don't.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

To me what's really pretty is if it's sort of pendulous, has definition to it, maybe veins like a well-formed head -- and certainly hard is always pretty.

Is yours hard now?

Yeah.

[Bingo. Score one for the interviewer! I really don't know why I decided to ask this question; it's not in the standard interview. In his last response, Scott had just mentioned the word "hard", and I think I took this as a hint, however unintended. Perhaps I also remembered his response to the length question at the beginning of the interview, where he asked "Right now?" -- see above -- which might also be seen as a subtle or even unintended hint.]

How long has it been that way?

Since about a minute after we started.

[So it was soft when I first asked the length question, but didn't stay that way for long.]

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

I don't think so, but everybody tells me yes. So I take their word. But I've certainly seen others that I think are much nicer than mine.

Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?

Yes. Probably in all of the ways I said. His has a really great head, there's a nice curve to it, when he's hard he's REALLY hard -- and that's like whenever I touch him. I've learned to fit it into my hand really well. I can play him like an instrument; I know what to do. Certainly the touch of it is really beautiful.

What does your boyfriend like about yours?

He likes the way I use my dick.

Which is how?

I'm his top, and I'm very inventive -- actually acrobatic [he laughs] -- with the angles we'll have sex at. All different directions -- I'll try anything.

What's the latest fun angle you tried?

Let's see. Kind of with him on his side and me with one leg behind him and one in front of him so that we're kind of... I don't know... We fit with our legs sort of around each other. Another one that I like is kind of me kneeling and setting his butt down onto my dick and I can lean forward enough to suck his dick at the same time.

[Geometrical note: I think the position is one in which they're facing each other, but at the time I didn't think to ask.]

I interviewed someone recently who told me exactly the same thing. I almost didn't believe him.

Oh! I do it all the time! I can suck people off while I'm fucking them.

[Remember, he's a dancer, and more flexible now than I was 30 years ago. You want to know how old he is? Guess...]

Is your father cut or uncut?

I don't know. He's dead, and I never saw him naked. I'm pretty sure he was probably uncut, but I never saw it. He died when I was about 40. [Well, there's your minimum, eh?] My mother and he were divorced a loooong time ago, so I wasn't around him when I was growing up.

Do you thing your work as dancer makes you a better fucker?

Definitely. I have flexibility, I'm still in good shape and it gives me the strength and stamina to manipulate myself and my partner. It's almost acrobatic. I have a lot of confidence about being able to hold another person, to lift them, to carry them, to roll around with them, and feel the sensuality of it and the joy in it. I really feel like I live in my body and I keep that in front of me all the time. I learned a lot about the joy of my body. To me, sex is dancing, and dancing is very sexual as well. Sex IS a dance, definitely. It's about partnering, and that's what I mean about focus -- that partnering aspect in which you have to focus on each other.

So those right-wingers are right to worry about sex and dance? [Of course, I'm referring to religious sects which believe that dancing is sinful.]

No, they don't have to worry; they're just afraid to experience it. They can't worry about me.

Does your dick have a name?

No.

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is or was something wrong with your dick?

No.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Mostly, yes.

Boxers or briefs?

Briefs.

[He guesses my next question -- still forming in my brain -- correctly. Before I have a chance to say it, he says:]

Yes, I was wearing them when I came home [just before the interview began].

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

Almost straight down.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

Sometimes up, mostly down. Not consciously to one side or the other.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

Well [he laughs], probably about 5 or 10 minutes.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

Probably as a young teenager, maybe even before puberty.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

This morning.

Your boyfriend?

Yes.

When will be the next time?

Tomorrow.

He's not there tonight?

He's on Fire Island and I'm joining him so we can be naked tomorrow.

So he's a nudist too?

With me.

Where do you hang out naked on Fire Island? [This is very nearly a stupid question, but Scott answers it with aplomb.]

The Pines. We'll be at my friend's pool or on the beach.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Not very often.

What were the circumstances when they did?

Maybe when I was at Boy Scout camping.

Girls?

[Being naked with girls] DID happen, actually -- I used to love being naked all the time ever since then. I used to always get a group of kids at night in the summer and we'd get in the family station wagon and we'd go to a farm pond, and I'd get them to take their clothes off and we'd go skinny dipping. I loved to get naked with other people -- boys and girls -- but basically because I wanted them to see me, I guess. [He chuckles.] I was an exhibitionist even back then. They all laughed about it -- how come every time we go somewhere with you we always get naked? "I don't know; let's go get naked," I'd say.

You were old enough to drive?

Yes. Probably 16.

Before then?

I had a friend down the street -- a boy -- he used to come over and we'd sleep out in the back yard and jerk off all night, and I certainly wanted to look at him although he wasn't too keen on that.

And in college?

[Men and women saw him nude] constantly. Because first, I started... as soon as I got to college I started fucking girls right away. I was in the Theater and Dance departments and girls were everywhere. I went through all the girls in the department, and I was being wooed by an older boy and I let him woo me until I realized I really wanted to have sex with him -- and I did. At which point I tore through all the boys in the department, had sex with boys AND girls for awhile, and then I switched just to boys eventually. It's the truth! I tore through everybody in the whole department. The only ones I didn't have were the teachers.

Did you want to?

No.

Did they want to?

No. In high school there was one that did -- a woman. She wrote a novel about us! I didn't have sex with her but we got real close. It was a scandal; everybody found out.

What happened to her?

I'm not sure. I think she became a drug fiend. I think she had to divorce her husband. We'd go out after school and go places; she was mentoring and teaching me and so on. She'd write and I'd write, and a whole lot ended up in this book. I felt kind of used in a way.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

It usually includes a sex party, so it could be 30 people.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Yes, but I was never embarrassed.

Give me an example.

This is way back, you know? I'm pretty old! Let's see... It seemed to me whenever we were doing physical things, I would get people to wrestle -- and certainly the physical stimulation of my clothes rubbing on my pants... I used to mow people's lawns, and I pushed the handle of the lawnmower up against my crotch because I loved the vibration that would happen against my dick. When I was with other people I remember that sensation of the fabric pressure against my dick and I would always be hard.

Are you hard now? [This time it was a bit easier to guess that I should ask the question.]

Yes.

Have you stayed hard since the last time I asked?

Yes. I'm Mr. Randy Boy, and I have no shame, either! I was brought up with no shame for some reason. Not that we were sexy at home -- we NEVER talked about sex. But I never learned any shame and I think shame and guilt are learned behavior. What I learned really sort of on my own -- not that it was taught to me -- was joy instead of guilt. So I could take all those kids to the farm ponds and get them to take their clothes off because it wasn't guilty or dirty; it was fun.

How many people have you gotten to get naked as a grownup?

Thousands. [Changes his mind.] I'll say hundreds. I own a house in the country and everybody knows if they come up there that we're gonna be naked. Very few won't take their clothes off with me. I've gotten all kinds of very shy people to come to the beach with me to take their clothes off or come to my house -- all kinds of places!

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

With the palm sort of under my dick on the bottom side, with my thumb on the top of my head, just at the edge of the head of my dick.

What motion do you use?

Probably like straight, not twisting, back and forth, with my thumb rubbing against the head of my dick. I'm practicing right now.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

Oh! I was in Boy Scouts, and I was in a tent camping, with this boy named Jerry, and I didn't know about masturbation yet; I probably was 11 or 12. He knew how to masturbate; he had an older brother who maybe taught him. We were lying in our tent and Jerry wanted to masturbate and I was like "Whaddya mean?" I think he called it jacking off. And he said, "Here, I'll show you." So we were lying down on our sleeping bags, during the day, in the tent, and he pulled out his dick and gave it a couple of tugs. And he said "Here, you try it." I said "oh, I don't know. OK, sure," -- I did maybe two strokes on my dick, after getting hard like instantly, and came instantly. I was totally surprised.

You had a lot stored up there, eh?

I think I'd had wet dreams before that, but I had no idea that you could make yourself come. So the rest of the weekend nobody saw me. I was in the tent until I finally wore HIM out! I just wanted to do it over and over and over, and he finally gave up and left, and I stayed in the tent jerking off, and then I left the tent and went off in the woods by myself and I kept doing it wherever I was all weekend long. I was so in love with orgasm!

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

When I was a real little kid, like probably 4 years old, 4 or 5, we lived on an Air Force base; my father was a pilot. The General's kids -- bratty kids -- had set up some sort of a clubhouse or club tent or something. To get into it they made you take your clothes off. [When they asked me,] I did it instantly -- it was like "sure!". I remember sort of reveling in being naked. I don't think that they were [naked at that moment]; I think I was the only one that was naked. It was a dirt floor, and I remember brushing the dirt off me, I was just very happy that I got to be naked and they wanted to touch me. I remember somebody in particular like brushing off my butt. I remember it being sort of sexual -- certainly at 4 I had no idea what that meant. I think it was boys AND girls.

Have you ever danced naked?

Yes.

What does your dick do when you do that?

Sometimes I get hard, if I'm partner dancing -- in fact often, if I'm dancing with someone. If I'm performing [dancing] naked I would not be hard; it would just be there. In contact or close proximity with someone, it's often hard.

Tell me about performing naked.

At the GNI Gathering I've performed many dances naked, either two-step in country/western, hula, modern sort of acrobatic like last year with Richard... It's amazing. I used to perform professionally, but always in some sort of a costume. Sometimes a very brief costume... But dancing in costume never felt as relaxed and without ego as it does naked. Somehow when I take my clothes off my ego goes with it, and lets just me shine through in a way. So it's not just about my dick being naked, it's about the totality of who I am, including my dick, which, when you're dressed, you kind of hide. Like I said, all of life is a dance, and sex is a dance, and dancing is sex, also. I really believe all those things.

So you had not performed naked before attending the Gathering?

Correct. The most naked I was on stage was in underwear. I was in sort of a feathered g-string once, but never completely naked -- in Gypsy, and Gypsy Rose Lee had some backup boys and I was one of them.

When was the first time that you danced naked?

Before the Gathering -- and I've been going there 10 years, so it must have been 13 or 14 years ago. I went to a place called Hillside in New Jersey, with a naked club (MAN). Of course we were naked but they had a disco, and I had never been to a disco naked. I really liked it -- I LOVED dancing naked. I was a dancer and had danced for many years and just had never felt that free before.

Did you think about dancing naked before you went there and did it?

No, I don't think I did. I liked watching boys who were scantily dressed -- I think dancers have amazingly beautiful bodies. But I never thought of myself dancing naked. It was sort of like my masturbation scene in the tent -- I was so surprised about how wonderful it was. Same result, too -- you can't stop me now! I'll dance naked at any moment. It's not about how my body feels at all. All kinds of people at the Gathering are dancing and having a wonderful time and it's all body types and it's all ages. It's that freedom and that sensuality and that joy.

Have you seen other dancers dancing naked, professionally?

Yes, many times. Pilobolus was probably one of the first companies I saw. Something that I've always loved -- aspired to -- that kind of acrobatic control, that beauty, that sensuality of moving around each other and supporting each other. They have other nude pieces as well besides "Untitled" [the nude piece for which they are most famous]. There was at least one other piece that they used to do naked.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

On occasion, I suppose -- not all the time.

What do you like the most about your dick?

The places it leads me. Such as? Places I've not been before many times or that will take me back -- like sex parties, orgies, naked beaches. It leads me into sex and I'm confident when I have sex that I can use my dick, that I can use it to pleasure other people, that what I will get as a response... that whoever I'm with will respond to me, which to me is the most exciting thing about sex. A pleasurable response from your partner. Truly, that's what excites me the most is when my partner gets increasingly excited. It takes me right along with him. To share that kind of excitement to me is the most intimate thing you can do, and to be the cause or instigator of that kind of excitement and response is to me the most pleasure that you can get in sex. It includes me in whatever's going on with him, and propels us both.

It's the truth -- I am quite insistent on giving my partner pleasure, and people like me for that! I make a good lover. It's not about me, it's about them -- me participating in their pleasure. I'm a good student; I can find out what my partner likes and I will keep trying many things until I find an array of things that they like. It gives me pleasure to do that, to take that journey and explore, either with someone new or with my long-term boyfriend, to constantly refine what I know. It never becomes stale, really. The sex I had with him this morning was completely different than anything we'd done yet, and it excited both of us just amazingly.

So what did you do?

I had him on his back, and I was under one side of him, sort of underneath his right side, and my hips were under his hips -- I was kind of across, underneath him. I had my dick in his butt, and I sort of pulled his body down, his legs down on mine as mine pushed my hips up, basically thrusting into him slowly, not fast, and it pushed his dick out even more prominently than usual. I pulled it up more -- usually I aim it up at his stomach, but this time I pulled it out as I thrust forward, and I really felt his whole body really hard -- it tensed his whole body and was focused on his dick, so that as I thrust I could feel each thrust [almost] push into his dick basically, like I had control of his whole body by holding on to his dick. So I was timing my thrusts into him with what my hand was doing with his dick and the angle was different than usual. It only took a few strokes and thrusts and he shot right away.

And how did YOU get off?

I pulled out and he grabbed my dick as I still held on to his dick, and it was just a few strokes from him and I shot, too. Of course sometimes it takes longer at our age, but sometimes it's not. That's the other thing: oftentimes I'm the last guy at the sex party to cum, because I'll take as long as it takes to get my partner off. I'm real patient. And I'll keep trying things and trying things until they can't take it any more [and have to have an orgasm]. I don't know why not -- we can always do it again -- it surprises me that people want to delay all that joy.

As you know, one night at that bar down South I saw you voraciously suck the dick of a muscular go-go boy who was dancing naked on the bar. You just couldn't seem to get enough -- and that's a behavior I associate with being a bottom, not a top.

But I can be a bottom, too. He fucked me on the pool table. They were closing the bar.

What appealed to you about that go-go boy?

Let's call him a "go-go man." Amazingly hard; his body was like a rock. When I first saw him he was dancing on the bar and I climbed up on a stool and started rubbing his calves, which were like iron and well defined and amazing, and kept moving my hands up and got up to his butt and his dick and his stomach and his chest and his arms. It was kind of dark at this bar [Ed. note: That's an understatement], and he asked "what are you wearing?" and I said a cockring.

[Needless to say, both Scott and I had gotten naked about as quickly as we could once we walked in. I was there about two hours before he got there.]

So he pulled me up on the bar with him and he started rubbing me back, which was exciting, of course, and we basically continued that kind of stuff.

I was blowing him, getting his dick down my throat. He sucked on my dick, all up on the bar, and I know this was a very public place and certainly people were watching us, but at that moment it wasn't about showing off for the crowd. Again for me it's about focusing on this guy. Part of it was that I was focusing on this man who was dancing naked for money, yet he was interested in just having sex for me and not looking for money. I asked him should I tip him and he said NO! So we had some pretty good versions of sex on the bar. I know some people patted my back or rubbed my butt but I never saw them and it never pulled my focus away from him.

At some point he had to move to another go-go stage in another part of the bar, so I went with him and we continued the same kind of stuff there, and then a third place with a big cross or something you could hang on to. He had to get a drink of water, at which point [I noticed that] there was a boy bent over getting fucked by people -- and I fucked him too, but he wasn't interested in focusing. While I was fucking him he was looking to see who would fuck him next.

Then the go-go man came back and he started playing with my butt, my hard dick -- I had like a Viagra hard-on -- and I had some condoms and I slipped one on [him] and he slipped his dick up my butt and it was so great: basically standing up. We had our boots on. He was standing behind me, his dick was a little bit curved up, he was a little shorter than me. Then he pulled me over to the pool table and basically we climbed up on the pool table. I asked, can I put my boots up here? He said don't worry about it. Then he laid me down on the pool table on my back and fucked me on the pool table.

And then what?

Then it was closing time, and they started telling people to leave -- and he said don't worry, I work here. Well my ride back to the guest house was about to leave, so I asked, "can I get you off?" He said only if we went back to his place, and I said I can't because my ride is leaving. So he reached around and jerked me off and I came.

On the pool table?

We were standing up by then, leaning over by the pool table.

That ten days [on vacation] I started keeping track, and I had sex with 27 different guys in those 10 days. I couldn't believe it; I had no idea I had that kind of stamina. There were a couple of repeat customers, but most were not. Some were incredibly lustful sex; the first night I was there I met two boys at a bar and took them back to the hotel, and two of us fucked the third at the same time. They hadn't known how to do it, so I showed them. I choreographed it. I used to have two boyfriends; the three of us lived together, so fucking [getting fucked by?] two guys at the same time wasn't all that unusual a thing for me. But I had sex with three other guys that night, too.

What's the largest number of orgasms you've had in one day?

I'd have to go back to that Boy Scout tent, which was like 15 within a day, probably. [He laughs.]

Has there ever been a period of 7 days in a row during which you had 5 or more orgasms every day?

No.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

The sensuality that it gives me. It's like all these nerve endings, the endless fascination with my own dick, but in relation to other men's dicks. That other men also have this, that I can experience it and experience what they feel as well, that they can take me along with them in their pleasure and share it with me.

What do you like the least about your dick?

Hmmm. I can't think of anything.

What do you like the least about having a dick?

That we have to cover it up.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Sure.

Tell me about that.

I've -- let's see -- been caught having sex with people. Not ever terribly serious trouble, but certainly embarrassing. I got a ticket for being naked on the beach; I was actually cruising and they caught me; I had to pay a big fine.

I know from programs my parents took me to as a little boy that environmentalists want to keep people out of the dunes to prevent their destruction.

True, but in this case they were on a road and I was walking along a road between a beach and a highway.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

Well, I think probably I'll keep searching out new ones -- not that I'm ever unsatisfied with what I have, but that there's always something new to learn and to experience. Pleasure not just from the dick, but from the man it's attached to. I'm very good at sex; people are amazed, when I attach myself to them, that I can take them to places that they haven't felt for a long time or maybe ever. People tell me, you're good! And I think it's because I'm paying attention, that's all, instead of just trying to get off.

[As an afterthought:] I sort of forget to let people approach me, too -- as they say, the masseur never gets a massage. Then I'm really in heaven.

Thank you very much!

You're VERY welcome!

[This is normally the end of the interview, but I throw in one more question.]

Are you hard now?

Almost totally. Not totally. When I started thinking philosophically instead of raunchy [is when it started decreasing].

Let me see Scott's photos.

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