Dick of the week:

Richard is one of the main reasons I started square dancing -- well, him and nudity and all. He was one of the pioneers who founded the tradition of the "Moonshine tip" at gay square dance conventions. Besides being a really good dancer, he's also got a wonderful dick, which I have had the privilege to observe several times over the past couple of years. And he's a really nice guy. Read on a bit -- and find out why!

Let me begin with the first Dick of the Week question, which is: So just how big IS your dick, anyway?

7 cut.

How big around?

Oh, jeez, I don't know. It's a mouthful.

So when you jerk off, do your fingers touch?

They touch.

Do they overlap?

Maybe a thumbnail.

I can see from looking that you're cut.

Yes.

Which do you prefer in other people?

Cut.

Because?

It's just more attractive.

In your partners, do you prefer a big dick or a small dick?

Doesn't matter. Just as long as they're happy with what they have, that's the bottom line. Some guys with real big dicks have an attitude about them.

Do people ever come on to you just because you have a big dick?

I've had it happen when I was younger, but not anything in the past 10 years. I got a couple of dates from it -- like you'd go to a bar and you'd have to prove you had no underwear to get the drink special. So I'd pull down my zipper and it just went "flop" and kinda popped out.

So who was watching?

The bartender and whoever was at the bar at that time, right at the drink station.

You got a couple of dates from that?

Yes.

How did they work out?

Well, I'm single so... it was fun!

You're asking me to remember 10 years ago about a guy? I can't remember yesterday!

When you got those dates, how did that make you feel?

Pretty good.

If someone saw you in a bar, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

Just the way he presents himself. If he just walks up to me and says "I hear you have a big dick," it's not gonna work.

What would be the worst line?

"Show me your dick!"

Which is easier to keep hard: a big dick or a small dick?

Small.

How come?

A small dick can't just be put in any old way -- it has to be hard. A big dick you can put in the hole regardless of whether it's hard or not.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Ten by seven.

The smallest?

I'd say a two.

Tell me about each of those guys.

Both were nice guys. The small dick was a long time ago -- a friend of a friend that I met at a party, and we decided to go upstairs and play for a few hours. The thing was kinda small. The other guy -- this is going to sound very bizarre to tell you, but what the hell -- someone wanted to see if I could deep-throat a ten-inch dick, and I did. It took awhile, but I was able to get it all the way down. I've never told this before [he laughs] -- and once I got down on it I wasn't able to do anything -- couldn't breathe, couldn't move. In fact I even had an audience on that one!

Who was the audience?

Just a friend. The one who set us both up. He wanted to watch. He had an 8-inch dick and I could take it down, so he was just curious to know [about the 10].

What's happened to him?

He's still around. We see each other every now and then.

Sexually?

Yes and no.

So how did you acquire your deep-throating skills?

Practice, I guess -- I don't know. I attribute it to my wisdom teeth being pulled. I just have no gag reflex!

What does being able to deep-throat a 10 incher represent to you?

[He thinks a bit.] I guess I looked at it as "Omigawd, I was able to do that one too!" Another notch on the dashboard or on the belt.

Have you ever had a boyfriend with a small dick?

No, they've all been my size or larger.

It makes it sound like I've had so many -- God!

How many have you had?

[He holds up fingers.] A good five that are meaningful.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

It's gotten me into a few places that I didn't want to be in, but as far as trouble? No.

Tell me about one of those few places.

You wake up in the morning and think -- Oh, my God what the hell did I do!?

Have you ever been *almost* arrested?

Yes, when the police first started cracking down way back in the 1980s. I was in Balboa Park, just necking with a guy.

Do you choose your underwear according to whether your dick will fit in it?

I very rarely wear underwear, because I don't like it.

What don't you like about it?

It's confining. It's too tight, it doesn't feel right. It's uncomfortable.

If you have to wear underwear, what kind do you wear?

Fruit of the Loom briefs.

And does your dick go to the right or left?

Always to the right.

You obviously have danced naked.

Just once! [He's joking -- because he and I know that he's interviewed on my Men Dancing Naked page.]

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick?

The only thing that I have ever been worried about when I dance is whether I will be aroused or not. To this moment I have never been aroused.

How old were you when you discovered that your dick was bigger than most?

It's not bigger than most. It's average -- just a dick.

Did your father have a big dick?

No. Smaller than mine, I think.

Was he cut or uncut?

He's cut.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

[A pause.] Good grief, you drew a blank! I'm happy with who I am, I'm happy to be a male, but there's always that one dick out there that you just gotta see -- you gotta see as much as you can.

What do you like the most about having a dick of the size that you have?

It's small enough to fit in easily, but big enough to make him squeal like a pig!

So what does squealing like a pig signify to you?

That I'm in control.

And if you were to try to explain that to someone from the point of view of the bottom [whom he's controlling], how would you do it?

"This is something that you wanted, this is something that you have [here now] -- take another hit of poppers and another bite of the pillow because this is gonna be a rough ride!"

And yes -- I have said that before and meant every word.

That's where they wanted to be. We all have that in our systems -- where we want a little more [from an experience] to make it a little more memorable. Or maybe he wanted to experience what it felt like to have no control whatsoever.

You've experienced that [loss of control] as a bottom?

Yes. And as a top.

Tell me more about wanting to NOT have any control.

Something different, new, kind of exciting. The thrill of giving what you have but not being able to say "stop, I don't want this to happen" -- but it's going to happen whether you want it or not.

Give me an example of when that happened to you.

It hasn't.

It hasn't with you as a bottom?

Uh huh.

How about as a top?

It has. I like to fuck a furry butt -- the furrier the butt, the harder I fuck. And this guy had a furry butt and I explained to him that I was going to be fucking it like a pig and he was gonna be squealing. He wanted to get it, rough and hard, and he was OK with it.

Obviously you're also smart enough to have a code word just in case it becomes too uncomfortable.

What do the poppers do?

I guess it relaxes... how do poppers work? Don't they take the blood away from your extremities and give you a high feeling for a few minutes? They make it easier to take more?

What do you like least about having dick the size of yours?

I just don't think it's quite big enough. Maybe another half an inch to an inch, both size-wise and circumference. But then again I do get a lot of compliments because people do like the size of my dick.

What do you like least about having a dick?

Sometimes it has a mind of its own. Lets its little self be known from time to time. Do you know what it's like to walk around work with a hardon?

Tell me.

It's very uncomfortable and can be a bit embarrassing! But I wear dark pants while at work so that very few see it when I have an erection.

And you're not wearing underwear there?

No, I do wear underwear at work. It's required.

I had no idea that businesses require that.

Ours does. Undergarments must be worn -- it's in the dress code.

So when was the last time you had a hard-on at work?

It had to be sometime in the middle of December. As you know I work in the gay section of San Diego. There are some nice-looking men walking through that store!

When your dick gets hard at work, do you do anything about it?

No, no. I don't mix business with pleasure.

Outside of work, do you ever wear pants on purpose tight enough to show off your dick?

Yes. I just like the way it looks. It can appear that I'm hung about 9 inches, but in actuality it's only 7.

Does your dick have a name?

What did I used to call it? [Thinks awhile.] It did at one time... Mr. Happy!

In your life, when was your dick the happiest?

I think the very first time it ever came. I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was fucking my cousin in the shower. Just two kids, 12 and 13, screwing around in the shower. I didn't realize that I was at that point yet [in puberty], and all of a sudden I had all of this goo all over the place. [He thinks a moment.]

Sometimes I tell you the most embarrassing stuff!

You were actually inside him at the time?

Yes.

If you hadn't come yet, how did you know fucking like that was possible?

I didn't. He told me to do it.

So he was the older one?

No, I was the older one.

How did HE know to do this?

I don't know. I guess he just knew.

So you came inside him?

Yes.

So suddenly there was all this goo... and...

It's very embarrassing. I didn't know that that was what it was -- I thought I had to pee really bad. And so he explained -- "well, you just came.'

Was that the first time your dick got hard and was seen by someone outside your family?

Yes.

Who started it?

We had been carrying on [sexually] for years, ever since we were like six or seven. I don't remember who started it.

What's happened to him?

He's now married and has two kids.

Is he bi?

Not that I know of.

So it really was teenaged experimentation.

Correct.

Anything else you want to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

You can never have too much dick!

Thanks very much!

Let me see Richard's photos.

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