Dick of the week:

I have a confession to make. Penn, this week's Dick of the Week, played with my dick practically every minute of the interview. We met at an east coast gay nude gathering, and I had a series of interviews lined up one afternoon. Penn showed up for his, and promptly took a seat on my side of the table. It was so cold I had brought my sleeping bag to throw over my naked lap, and Penn slipped his hands under the covers. Boing! Omigosh!

His ministrations were very pleasant, except that he had a tendency to massage the tip of my urethra. This irritated me, but I didn't tell him so, so it's my own damn fault. If you ever have the chance to play with Penn's dick, try that technique; I'll bet he loves it and it turns him into a complete sex pig willing to do anything at your request, descending deeper and deeper into the pits of Hell as he does so, more and more degrading and then more degrading still, and then so dirty and hopelessly scabrously degrading that you can barely remember the name of your dawg, Penn dragging you down with him to eternal damnation and hellfire and sanitation concerns and ejaculations and a really, really good time. Shame on you, Penn -- shame, shame!

Meanwhile, back on the surface of the earth, a friend came up and snapped a photo of us -- red-handed! Three photos, in fact. Because this website adheres to a very strict Code of Ethics, I have included a copy of them below.

Penn himself is an engaging fellow with a sexy, seductive Southern accent. He freely admits that he is precisely the sort of sleazy sex pig who would, when interviewed about his dick, make a grab for the interviewer's. For all practical intents and purposes, he has no shame (if you have any doubt about this, check out his own website at <www.pridesites.com/amateur/penncwby/>). The result below is an interview profiling a remarkable fellow with a remarkable dick and a remarkable outlook on life.

Shame on you, Penn -- shame, shame!

Let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

7 inches.

How big around?

6 at the base -- at the head it's 5 -- when it's completely, fully engorged.

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Not the bottom, but yeah, near the head. I jerk off close to the head, anyway.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

Not very often -- but yes.

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

Small dick.

Why?

I like to suck, I don't like to suck big dicks; they make me gag. I like getting fucked by big dicks.

How come?

To see how far I can take it. And it feels good.

What feels good about it?

When it gets close to the back it's hard to describe... when a guy is pounding real hard past the point of pain, and then if he's doing it right I can shoot without touching my dick.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Ten by 7 inches. [He laughs.] Why did you laugh? Just because I know that right offhand. I asked him. When I saw it, I knew it was bigger than average.

The smallest?

I don't know. Probably about 3, 4 inches.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The big guy is a black guy in Philly my size (height and weight). Very good looking, works out, bald, and he's a pig.

'A pig'?

He'll do everything. Anything and everything. His balls matched, too. I could barely get them both in one hand. Beautiful, big black balls.

The small guy I don't remember specifically. It was at a theater, it was dark, an Asian guy -- that's all I remember. He was hot, though; he shot down my throat.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

Small dick. I can suck it better.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

Up an ass, same as my tongue's favorite place to go.

Why?

It's just so erotic. One of my favorite things to get done to me: ass play. My dick loves every ass.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

When guys are jerking it off hard. It seems since I have a bigger than average dick, guys often seem to assume that you just grab it and jerk it hard.

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

Bald heads. [At this point, of course, I absentmindedly rub my own balding skull.] My ex shaved his head one time and I really got off on the feel of the fuzziness as it grew out. I got to the point where I could rub my dick on his head and shoot on his head, so since then I've been into guys with bald or buzzed heads.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

I don't want to say "up an ass" like everybody else.... Probably showing it off.

Which you do on your website, right?

Yes.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Every time they see it.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

Yup. I don't mind that as along as I know it. If I know they're shallow beforehand I can deal with it, and after I come I can get to know them on a personal level.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

I think it happens probably more often than it really does. Just because I'm always getting comments about the dick.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

Probably 10 or 11 -- playing with other boys in the neighborhood.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

When they try to pick me up -- literally pick me up. I'm short and... it's kind of demeaning.

So you don't like being swept off your feet?

Not when somebody's coming on to me in a bar. I LOVE being lifted up during sex.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

Don't mention the dick. Have a little bit of pig attitude -- versatile, do anything.

What would be the worst line?

"God you have a big dick let's go back and fuck" -- something like that.

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut.

Which do you prefer in other men?

Uncut. It's less common. Anything different about a guy I like, as long as it's a masculine feature.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

Maybe some of those disease pictures they used to show in health class. I think they're all pretty and good-looking; I've never seen a dick that's not.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Yes.

Is your father cut or uncut?

Uncut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Bigger than mine, yes.

How big?

I caught him jerking off one time; it's got to be 8 inches, plus he's older and has those nice older-man hanging balls, so I'm sure that made him look bigger.

What was he jerking off to?

Just in the bathroom jerking off. I'd never seen him hard before, so I was more shocked at the size of it.

How old were you?

18.

Does your dick have a name?

No. I prefer to call it a cock, instead of a dick. [For this interview, I asked him to call it a dick.]

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

Never.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

Nope.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Yes.

Boxers or briefs?

Briefs.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the right; I switched recently.

How come?

A friend gave me an old pair of pants and he dressed on the right, so the crotch was worn [thin] on the right, so I recently switched over.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

Sticking straight up.

How many seconds do you take to arrange your dick inside the briefs?

That depends on what I'm going out to do. If I'm going out to a bar or bathhouse, cruising, I'll probably look at it for about 10 minutes or so, rearranging it. If I'm just going out to walk around the neighborhood, I don't pay attention to it at all.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

The whole time. I would stay naked pretty much the whole time.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

My whole life? Never.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

On the ride up here [to the Gathering]. We were groping and feeling each other all the way, cramped in a small truck cab. I wished it was a big truck cab so I could have gotten on the floorboard and blown the driver and the passenger.

So all three dicks were out and visible?

Not at the same time. But yes, sooner or later.

Have you ever had an orgasm while inside a car that was moving?

Yup. Let me think of the best time. I was driving and my lover at the time was blowing me and I came and when I was coming he shifted the car into neutral and I didn't know it, I was so into it, and we finally noticed that we were going slower and were almost about to stop. It felt great too because the car started idling. I think that's what caused the triggering of the orgasm: the car shifting into neutral.

Have you ever had an orgasm while you were actually driving a car which was in motion?

Many times, because that's how I used to cruise when I was younger and too young to go to the bars.

How old were you the first time?

When I first learned to drive: 16.

So it seems that you've had an orgasm while actually in control of the car. Was it dangerous?

Yes, probably. Nothing bad happened -- never. I'm so lucky!

When will be the next time someone will see your dick?

Today's Monday, right? I think I have a date on Wednesday or Thursday, depending on how my dick is doing after this gathering.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

When I came out my junior year and started going to the gay cruisy park, other boys in high school would see my dick.

So these other boys were gay, too?

Yeah.

How many of them were there?

About six from our school. And dozens from other schools in the area. Everyone would just go to the park and hang out there, and being the exhibitionist I would always flash them. Just pull my dick out.

And what would they do?

I just liked to see their reaction -- shocked, or attracted, or confused.

Were they there to have sex?

Some of them yes, but most of them no. It was more of a socializing thing.

You didn't get naked in the showers at school?

We didn't do that when I was in school. We didn't have a real gym class.

Did any girls see your dick?

Yes. Most of my girl experiences were after high school. But yeah, one girl -- the girl I played with -- did, close to the end of my senior year.

Played with?

Fucked.

And in college?

Every other day or so. Parties, cruising, cruisy bathrooms around the school. At the end of parties everybody would be so drunk that no one would care if you were naked, and I would almost always get naked. If somebody commented on it -- said they liked it -- we'd just go from there.

Would you have sex?

Have sex or just squeeze it a bit and play.

So this was sometimes guys and sometimes women?

Most of the times guys, but a few times mixed.

Did you go to school in the south?

Yes.

So there are boys in college who can be had sexually at the end of parties?

Especially at the school here in Philadelphia. Pretty much none of the guys would turn down a blow job, even friends that knew me.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

Depends on if I go out or not. A lot of times I'll have a bulge and somebody will ask to see it and if I pull it out a dozen guys will see it. If I stay home and just invite people over, like one or two.

Have you ever been naked in a bar?

Yes. Back home in [home town]. We had a bar downtown, real sleazy, under a hotel, and we got to be good friends with the owners, me and another hung friend of mine. One night he offered free drinks or some incentive, and we took our pants off and eventually I was totally naked. This was when it was still open, too, and anybody could walk in -- not after hours, not closed.

Did your friend get naked too?

After that, everybody else followed suit.

How many total?

About 20 or so. There were also less than 20 not naked: maybe 12.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

[He laughs.] There's NEVER an inappropriate time for your dick to get hard!

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

Fingers and thumb on top, grasping from below.

What motion do you use?

The standard [in and out]. My most sensitive spot is right under the mushroom head, so I usually concentrate on that when I'm jerking.

That's the spot you seem to have been concentrating on recently.

[He laughs.] On me or on you? [He has, of course, had his hand on my dick the entire interview.]

On me!

I just like generally playing with it.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

Oh, God. Oh, God! I was climbing a tree, and I noticed it felt real good, and I went back inside, and there was all this stuff in my pants, and at first I was very very worried about it. I forget how I figured out what was going on. For the longest time after that, that's how I would jerk off. I'd go out and just climb a pole, and I would jerk off that way. I'd get hard and instantly come. I think that's one of the reasons I can shoot without touching my dick. [He looks around the room we're in, which is a high-ceiling dining hall with many posts holding up the roof.] These rafters would be real good, to give an example.

Do you want to do it here now?

No, there's trees and other stuff outside that are much better places to do that. I haven't thought about that in a long time -- but it was fun!

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

My early teenage years, when I first realized it was bigger than average and people were impressed by that. But I don't remember specifics.

Have you ever danced naked?

No. Not even here at the Gathering. I don't dance.

What do you like the most about your dick?

Besides the size? The veins -- and I have a distinct chicken pox scar on the top. [We spend a minute or so as he tries to get me to see the scar. I look very closely and see nothing unusual, so we give up.]

What do you like the most about having a dick?

Coming with it.

What do you like the most about having a big dick?

Showing it off.

What do you like the least about your dick?

My balls. They're usually cool and up in me more than I'd like. Hopefully with age they'll start drooping more and more; I'm looking forward to that.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

When I get a real hot guy home and he doesn't know what to do with it; he can't take it either way.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Oh, yes. I've cheated on lovers and shouldn't have, I used to go out ALL THE TIME and cruise in very inappropriate places. I'm surprised I've never gotten arrested for doing that.

What was the most inappropriate place?

Some pavilions in a park back home. At night it would turn into a big orgy and the police would cruise through there regularly. It was very, very risky.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

Not that I can think of.

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

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