Week 22
At gay naturist gatherings, there are all kinds of contests -- Mr. Nude Leather, Mr. Bare Bear, Best Buns, and so on and on. Sometimes it feels as if there is no end to them all. But, strangely enough, there is never a contest for "Biggest Dick" -- maybe because, by the end of the week of nudity, everyone knows the winner anyway!
I met Nick at a recent gathering in California, where his dick was -- to an almost unseemly amount -- the topic on everyone's lips. I don't know if his dick was in fact the biggest, but it was certainly one everyone noticed. Since Nick tended to be the quiet type, it took people awhile to get past his equipment and get to know him better.
The results were quite interesting -- read on!
Let me begin with the first Dick of the Week question, which is: So just how big IS your dick, anyway?
Either.
Hard, about 8 and a half, measured from the top of the base to the tip.
And soft?
About 5.
How big around?
I never really measured the circumference.
So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?
Oh, yeah.
When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?
Yeah.
How much overlap?
About a fingernail.
So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?
No.
Which do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?
I like it on the bigger side, average to above average, not too tiny.
Why?
I like the feeling of feeling something -- what I'm used to on myself. It's more that the circumference is important, rather than length.
What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?
[He shrugs his shoulders.]
You must have some idea!
Approaching maybe 10.
The smallest?
Maybe 5 inches.
Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?
I think with erection the size of the dick doesn't matter. The function of getting an erection isn't affected by the size. It depends on the man.
What's your favorite way of USING your dick?
[He flashes a boyish smile.] Is this like a sexual question, or...?
I like the fact that it gets attention. I like jerking off and having it sucked. I tend to be more passive sexually.
I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.
Yeah, that can be the case. Especially in situations where there's a lot of guys in the area or club or in situations where people are just groping in the dark. If they feel something they like they'll stay there a bit longer and stroke or whatever.
How does that make you feel?
[That depends.] It is true that you don't know the exact reason -- maybe they like you or your face or your body instead of just focusing on your equipment.
How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?
I don't know. I've never thought about that specifically. I would like to think that they like my demeanor, and think that I'm attracted to them for other reasons also.
The thing that strikes me so far in the interview is the little-boy look you get on your face from time to time.
Yeah, especially with personal questions my demeanor is more of a shy person. I'm not as aggressive in that aspect. That's a good observation.
So you like having someone else take the initiative.
Yeah, but I'd like to work on myself being more confident -- so if I see somebody I like, approaching them, and so on. Most often I'm not in a nude environment -- I'm on the street or in the bar, fully clothed.
How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?
Around
junior high school -- 12, 13 years old.
How did you realize it?
During swimming, in the changing areas -- everybody compares each other, especially at that age.
What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?
If they come on strongly and they automatically assume that you're interested in them, just because they're interested in you.
If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?
[laughs] I don't know. Let me think here. It's hard to come up with one that's not too cheesy.
What would be the worst line?
No idea.
I can tell from looking at you that you are uncut. Which do you prefer in other men? Why?
I
do like uncut men, especially being from Europe where the majority
are uncut. Knowing how sensitive the tip can be, it was never exposed
to the elements, the sun or clothing, and personally I like the self
lubrication factor -- if I'm alone I don't really have to use lube.
Knowing that someone else can experience that also.
Did I hear that you were born in Europe?
In Greece.
So
that's where you get your dark Grecian good looks.
Yeah.
When did you come to the U.S.?
I was very young, 6 months -- but I've gone back several times to visit.
What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?
Just the overall package, everything about it, the way it hangs, soft and hard, I like looking at soft dicks, that's erotic also.
Do you think you have a pretty dick?
Yes, from comments I've heard I'm pleased [he smiles] with the way it looks and I've become comfortable having an uncut dick. It's different here in America, some people see it as odd.
Did you get teased because of your dick as a boy?
[No, but sometimes] you could tell that somebody would get a look on their face at something different look on their face.
Is your father cut or uncut?
I would assume uncut.
Have you seen it?
No. Not personally, no. We grew up in a non-nudist environment.
What does your dick do when you dance naked?
As you're moving it does work as a fluffing action somewhat -- the freedom of having it swing or hit your thigh.
When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?
More often than not, no. I've noticed that when I do dance in regular bars [clothed, versus nude] my dancing style doesn't change. I've noticed that some people DO do that, but I haven't really.
What do you like the most about your dick?
[Thinks] I like the feel of it, just holding it, overall -- can't think of anything specific.
What do you like the most about having a dick?
It's where individual life begins from, it's used in procreation. It can be very erotic and necessary and spiritual all at the same time.
-- or a big dick?
Being at this nudist gathering I love the freedom and having it just swing and so forth going about my everyday activities. Just letting it be free. I'm used to wearing boxers or briefs.
Which do you prefer, boxers or briefs?
Lately boxer briefs, the combination.
What do you like the least about your dick?
[Laughs a bit] Sometimes it can have a mind of its own. Sometimes I'd like it to get hard, but it doesn't.
What do you like the least about having a big dick?
Knowing, like you mentioned, that it's the main focus that they're interested in you for.
Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?
[Smiles and laughs gently] I'm sure that every man could say yes with that.
Including you?
Yes. It never got me into any legal trouble, but sexual situations, yes -- never anything serious or bad.
Any final thoughts about dicks in general or your dick in particular?
You pretty much covered all the bases.
Thanks very much!
Sure!
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