Dick of the week:

His real name is Richard -- or Rick -- but I also call him 'Natural' because of his dick. You'll see why, in a minute, as you read his interview. Richard is a sweet guy -- the "wouldn't hurt a fly" type -- and very intelligent and thoughtful. He had a special reason for pointing out his dick to me; again, you'll see why in a moment!

Richard has requested that I include his e-mail address: Richard092@aol.com. Drop him a line!

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

6 inches.

How big around?

I never... I don't know what the various sizes are, but the head is big.

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yes.

How much overlap?

There's some -- about a quarter of an inch, maybe.

Do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No.

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

I really don't have a preference.

Why?

Because I'm really into the inside of a man, the essence of the man, rather than the size of the dick. So unless he's really small or really thin, it doesn't make any difference to me.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Erected, 12 inches -- and I'm sure about that.

How are you sure?

Well, it's the biggest one I've ever seen, and the person was very straightforward about it. This was not just a one-time occasion; I had sex with him on a number of occasions. I know the difference between an 8-inch dick and a 12-inch; I've never seen anything like this!

The smallest?

Erect? Yes. Oh, maybe 4 inches.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

I don't remember the 4-inch guy at all because, as I said, I don't like them REALLY small and I didn't have a second occasion with him. But the 12-inch I remember vividly because we carried on as fuck buddies for maybe a year and a half, and we did that until he found a lover.

I met him through an ad in the [local gay paper]; he had advertised for guys with big dicks -- and I figured, well, I can stretch a bit, and he must have been satisfied because he never complained. He thought I was big enough. Real nice guy, had a summer place in Maine. He was from Maine, too -- I think that we got along so well because I didn't treat him as a penis on legs, I treated him as a person and never made much to-do about how big he was.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

I don't know!

What would be your guess?

Maybe a small dick. How come? It's beyond my technical expertise, but something to do with the blood flow, less distance to travel, and so it might stay harder longer. That's just a guess.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

It's got two favorites: in an asshole and in a mouth.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

It's never been anywhere that I didn't like, so I can't answer that!

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

On occasion somebody or other has sucked my dick whom I didn't find particularly attractive, but he knew how to do it and the dick liked it. Each was a good cocksucker.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

In somebody's mouth or asshole.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Fairly frequently.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

Sometimes.

How does that make you feel?

It's OK. I know there's more about me, but I take it as a compliment.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

Occasionally.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

13. A friend of mine my age made a comment that I had a big dick.

And how did he know?

I didn't ask him but I assumed that he had had enough experience, and I took him at his word.

Were you naked when he made the observation?

Yes. We were playing around like 13-year-olds.

How often did you do that with him?

Oh, maybe half a dozen times over a 3 or 4-month period.

How big a dick did HE have?

As I think back, an average sized dick.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

I find advances positive; I don't think of them as negative at all, even if it's somebody I don't like or someone I would ultimately reject. I just don't find the advance negative.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

It wouldn't have to be a line; just simply talking with me.

What would be the worst line?

Avoiding me; not communicating. Just looking, not speaking.

Are you cut or uncut?

Whooh! I'm uncut but I am a natural cut. Which means that I look like virtually every other cut guy but I was never cut in a medical procedure.

How old were you when you discovered this feature of your dick?

As best I can remember I was around 14 and my father mentioned it in passing.

How did you react?

Just took it in and didn't have much conversation.

Did you know what he meant at the time?

Absolutely.

How did you know?

I was already sexually active, so I knew.

Sexually active with whom?

At that point, with boys my own age who were just experimenting with their sexuality.

Had you played with both cut and uncut dicks?

Yes.

And what was the context when your dad made the observation in passing?

I don't remember.

Did you have your clothes on at the time?

Yes.

Did you talk about sex with your father from time to time?

No. But the observation didn't seem out of place. I think it was just something he wanted me to know. He wasn't terribly communicative in a verbal way; this was just something that he wanted to tell me.

Which do you prefer in other men?

Cut. It's just the esthetic; it looks prettier.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

How long it is, how thick it is, how big the dick is, and how big the testicles are around it.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Yes.

Did you think your boyfriend's dick was pretty? [He previously had told me that his lover died in August.]

Yes. It was long enough and it was thick enough and the head was big enough... It was a nice, average-sized dick.

What did your boyfriend like about yours?

He thought I was big, long, thick, and had a nice head.

So your criteria and his were pretty much the same?

Correct.

Is your father cut or uncut?

Cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Yes.

How big?

Whooh! Um, those are tough questions. I'd say bigger than mine.

Does your dick have a name?

It's had several names. "Boris" was one; I can't remember the others. That was the most recent.

From what age to what age was Boris around?

Around 1987 to 1999.

How did it get the name?

My lover named him.

Do you have any idea why he chose 'Boris'?

I never asked.

Did you have a name for his dick?

No.

So the previous names it's had... were they also lover-assigned?

Lover or boyfriend-assigned. I never assigned them; they did.

Did it have a name when you were younger?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

No.

So the 'natural uncut' thing was never a problem?

Never.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

When I'm wearing them, yes.

How often do you wear them?

Oh, maybe 2/3 of the time.

Boxers or briefs?

Briefs.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the left.

How do you arrange it inside briefs as you're putting them on?

To the left.

How long does it take to do the arranging?

Five to 10 seconds.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

Maybe 10 minutes.

Are you aware of the issue of how much of that time your dick is showing?

Yes.

Do you try to maximize it or minimize it?

Maximize.

Have you noticed other people looking?

Sometimes.

What happens?

Sometimes I get an erection and sometimes I don't.

When you do, what happens?

I'm slower to put on my clothes.

Have you ever in some sense put on a show for the other guys without saying so?

Yes. It might be obvious to the other person or I make it obvious that I'm taking awhile to get into my clothes. I might touch my dick or my testicles, might touch my nipples. I might run my hand over my stomach.

What's the farthest that this has ever gone?

Sexual contact.

There in the gym?

Yes. It obviously depends on the gym, but if it's a gay gym it's a natural, expected thing that can happen -- namely that you can have sex, or that you want sex.

Where in a gym or locker room have you had sex?

In a private room. And, I think, long ago in a shower stall.

Anywhere else?

Not in a toilet or anything like that. t a lot of gyms you can rent not just a locker but a room -- it would be either his room or my room.

You mean a gym at like a bathhouse?

Correct.

How about gyms which don't have rooms, where the guys are there mostly to work out? Have you ever had sex there?

No, and what I try to do if I think somebody's interested is try to engage them in conversation.

[NOTE: Sorry, folks -- put those fantasies aside. For most of the preceding questions, I was operating on a different definition of "gym" than he was.]

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick? Tell me more.

No.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

Two weeks ago.

What was the occasion?

I think it was at Memorial Day, at the Gathering.

When will be the next time?

There's no prearrangement; hopefully today! [He chuckles.] You never know what can happen at the bar.

You're going to a bar tonight?

Yes, one of the ones near here in Rehoboth; I might go to 2 or 3. I might meet someone.

Would you have sex in the bar?

No.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

I was "out" early -- fully out at 16 -- so for normal stuff it would have been during like gym class. I was also in a fraternity, and there were hazing rites and you had to be down to skivvies at least and I can remember occasions when my dick came out, and sometimes theirs.

It was in Baltimore City, and the frats were very similar to what you think of as college frats, renting big halls with big entertainment, hazing, collecting money for charity, meeting weekly or biweekly, small get-togethers or parties. Sometimes drinking was involved.

[With mock outrage in my voice:] But that's illegal!

[He laughs.] Like they say, "Sue me; put bullets through me"!

Some of my readers will want to know about the hazing, so tell me more.

Oh my God we're going back for me almost 45 years! Doing stupid things, following instructions explicitly, barking like a dog if that were requested, standing on one foot, running down the street in your underwear upsetting trash cans, that kind of thing.

And the part where you mentioned your dick coming out or his?

I can remember one occasion, he was a pledge and I was already in, and he said that you have a small dick and I proceeded to take my pants down and show him that it wasn't and I never heard that comment again.

I was barely 16 and I wasn't thinking about punishing him. I wanted to set the record straight!

Was there any sex involved in the hazing?

No.

Streaking or public nudity?

I think in underwear.

Girls? Did girls see your dick?

Just once. Nothing happened other than I got jerked off. Just some girl that I was vaguely interested in. By that time I knew I was homosexual but I was taking girls out to dances on weekends, and the occasion came up and she wanted to do it and I didn't have any objection. Didn't like it, especially.

And in college?

Not often, because at that point in college -- in fact just before I graduated -- I picked up a full-time lover. I was, considering the age [era], virtually monogamous. Although I did have a gay roommate, I didn't want to see it and he didn't want to see mine. It sounds crazy but on only one occasion did we see each other's dicks. And yet we were good friends.

Who was the lover?

He as an ophthalmologist in Philadelphia.

So he was older?

About 18 years older, and I understand he's still alive and kicking and doing OK.

How did you meet?

I'm not positive; I think in a bar in D.C. The drinking age was 18 back then.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

Oh, if I go to the gym like twice a week, maybe half a dozen people on each occasion, a total of maybe a dozen.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

No.

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

I hold the shaft and work the head.

Are your fingers over the dick, under it, or on the side?

Over it.

Right hand or left?

I switch off. I might use the other hand to touch my nipples or testicles; I try to keep both going. Fingers point off to left, and wrap up the left-hand side of the dick.

What motion do you use?

Sometimes a soft motion and sometimes a harder motion that involves going up the shaft. Whatever feels good.

By 'harder', what do you mean?

I mean how fast I'm jerking it.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

I suppose it was a wet dream and I don't know how it happened, except that it happened without my touching it.

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

Definitely by the time that the high school pledge made the inquiry about my dick being small, because I was attracted to him -- I really wanted to show him my dick.

It gave me the opportunity to pull him aside from where there were about a dozen people. I pulled him into a laundry room or something and got my dick out to show him, and was really happy he made the inquiry cause I really wanted to do that.

I tried to keep the straight frat stuff separate [from my gay life], and I was never attracted to anyone except this one guy; there was something about him. [His challenge] helped me do several things at once -- to show my manhood, and show off; it happened very fast.

So what was attractive about this fellow?

An edginess about him. He was physically attractive enough; he was a guy with what we would call now an attitude -- like a punk. Like a smartass. I like guys with edges who are smartasses, who have some fire in them. Who like to flaunt an earring or a tit ring or just have an attitude. I do find that attractive.

Did you ever see the pledge's dick?

No.

Did you want to?

Not especially; I just wanted to just set the record straight. As a family therapist I have given that some thought! Mission accomplished; I wanted to shut him up on this one subject; that's all I wanted to do.

Have you ever danced naked?

Yes.

What does your dick do when you do that?

It doesn't get erect. It just hangs there.

When was the first time you danced naked?

Oh wow -- probably in about 1958, in Miami. Some guy's houseparty. I can't recall how many times; maybe a dozen. I had just graduated from high school, in my first term as a college freshman. It was a Christmas break. It was my lover's friends.

How often did that happen?

It was infrequent.

The next time?

Whooh! There may have been a pause of 30 years -- probably not until I joined the various nude groups.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Sometimes.

What do you do?

I try to gyrate a bit from the hips.

What do you like the most about your dick?

I like the way it looks, the way it functions, I like its reliability, it's like a trusted friend.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

I like being a male, it's one of the things that sets me apart from the other 51% of the population.

What do you like the least about your dick?

Nothing I don't like about it. I like it!

What do you like the least about having a dick?

Nothing.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Never.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

In general I like them all. I do have certain preferences on size and thickness and head size and so on -- but having said that, I do like them all.

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

Let me see Rick's photos.

Write to Rick at Richard092@aol.com.

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