Dick of the week:

Naked Tony

When I first met Naked Tony I didn't know who he was. Actually, back then he wasn't who he was. No, wait; that's silly. I mean he hadn't yet begun doing what it was that makes him famous now -- which is running one of the best self-cam sites on the web!

That first time was at a big gay naturist gathering; the next time I saw him he was at the same gathering about two years later, wearing signs down the side of his leg reading "www.nakedtony.com" -- as was his hunky supermodel (and best friend) Todd.

The two made a stunning pair, a study in contrasts. It seemed that every moment I caught sight of the two of them doing something new, wonderful, and/or outrageous. They were having so much fun, I figured that they must both be ecstatically happy, free from the troubles and cares which we ordinary mortals must deal with. After all, Tony is slim, youthful, blond, blue-eyed, intelligent... his life must be perfect, right?

Wellllll, boyz and girlz.... let's take a gander at the interview and see, OK?

Tony was kind enough to turn on his webcam while we were talking, and then sent me a complete set of photos of him doing the interview with me.

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

It is 7 and a half inches

How big around?

I'm thinking it's around 5 and 3/4. It's been awhile since I've measured it that way [he chuckles].

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yes, I think -- just about.

How much overlap?

None. No gap, either. It's just about perfect around.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

Never have.

Which do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?

Can I elaborate? Sure. I think it's really the look of it more than the size. A pretty dick is always a nice plus. I like nicely shaped, nicely manicured, just an all around nice package, if you will.

How do you manicure a dick?

Keeping the pubic hair trimmed -- and cleanliness always scores big points.

What kind of trim do you like?

I usually prefer it pretty short, both on myself and on partners.

What appeals about the trim to you?

Just the fact that it looks so much more naked -- more exposed, I guess -- and certainly no hair to get in the way when you're giving a blow job.

So you don't like that hair on the tongue feeling, eh?

Not a big fan of it, no! [He chuckles.]

So if all other things were equal...

I'd probably prefer a big dick.

Why?

Boy, that's a good question. Well, not being a bottom I can't use that as an excuse! Maybe we've been conditioned to think that that's nicer, somehow -- maybe we fall into that trap.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

I would have to say it was a gentleman I met who was probably about 8 and a half inches.

The smallest?

I would say, estimating -- maybe four inches.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The first one was someone that Steve and I had a 3-way with at a bathhouse here in Chicago. He was very playful in the video room, and we had lots of fun with him.

The small guy is a friend of ours who we will occasionally get together with and spend a weekend together with, naked.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

Definitely a small dick. [He chuckles.] It seems like in my experience that guys with bigger dicks just have to work harder to keep it engorged.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

I would have to say that I am very partial to 69. Giving and receiving at the same time I think is the ultimate.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

A warm mouth.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

[He laughs.] Hmmm. Probably naked in some public situations that would be better off not to do, such as driving in the car.

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

I would have to take that back to when I first realized that I enjoyed exhibitionism, and being seen naked by a stranger for the first time, and having my dick get hard and being very surprised by that.

It was in my first apartment and I had ordered a pizza, and the pizza delivery guy showed up and I was naked. So I threw on a pair of shorts, answered the door, and could not understand why the pizza guy had such an intrigued look on his face. I looked down and realized that my dick was showing out the leg of the shorts.

Wow!

And it was very exciting! [He chuckles.]

So what happened next?

Well, the pizza boy went away, I went into the house and got naked and forgot about the pizza for about 20 minutes.

Did you create an extra topping and then wolf it all down?

[He laughs.] Well, I created it; I didn't wolf it down.

[He got my joke but I didn't quite understand his reply. So I had to kind of spoil the fun by being very literal.] Did you actually cum on the pizza?

No, I did not.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Well with the website I get compliments via e-mail quite often, usually on a variety of things -- everything from my feet to my dick to wishing I had more hair or less hair. People like different things.

How about live, in the flesh, so to speak?

I guess it depends on how often we're with someone else. Maybe once a month.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

I don't know that to be true.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

Well I think "drunk" rates right up there. I like somebody who is willing to do a 50/50 give and take in terms of conversation, who asks questions as well as tells about themselves.

If someone saw you in a bar, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

[He chuckles.] Well, a compliment is always nice -- a genuine compliment, obviously. Just by taking the time to want to carry on a conversation without turning it sexual immediately would definitely be a turnon.

They say your biggest sex organ is between your ears.

Exactly! Now a man who likes to get naked and is willing to talk about that can be fun as well.

What would be the worst line?

Asking me whether I'm a bottom or a top right off the bat.

Why would that be bad?

I fear that some gay men immediately pass judgment on others based on the answer to that question, and there's so much more that I enjoy other than anal sex, I just find that question to be not appropriate -- immediately [i.e., too soon in the conversation].

So what's the judgment that they make?

Whether or not they're going to get your legs over your head, I suppose. Basing a judgment on that is like deciding whether or not you're going to be good in bed, regardless of whatever else you may be capable of.

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut.

Which do you prefer in other men?

I definitely like both, but I find uncut to be just a little bit more exotic, but yet natural. It's the way I think nature intended it.

Do you think you have a pretty dick? [He's already explained what he thinks makes a dick pretty.]

Um, yeah, I would say.

Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?

Yes, I do. It's nicely shaped, rather thick -- he's very well manicured.

What does your boyfriend like about yours?

Probably all the same things, and he definitely likes size as well.

Is your father cut or uncut?

Cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Well I never saw it hard. From what I saw soft, I would say between average and slightly bigger.

Does your dick have a name?

Actually no, I never did name it.

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

Nope, never really did.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

Hmmm... I used to worry about the vein on top of it when I was younger, and I thought that that was something not right.

Any other time?

Nope.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

I would say 50% of the time I wear boxers, and when I wear jeans I usually don't wear underwear.

Why boxers?

I like the free feeling of hanging loose and sort of flopping around.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the right.

How do you arrange it inside boxers as you're putting them on?

I usually move it over to the right with my hand and then slide them on.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

I try to maximize that time -- I'd say 15 of those.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick? Tell me more.

Does childhood count? [Yes.] Then yes. I was extremely modest and shy as a child and wouldn't even let anyone in my family see me without my shirt on, let alone my dick. Probably most of my years growing up would fall into that category.

I think it was a self-image issue in that I was a very, very skinny kid. Couldn't gain weight if I tried. I think that I felt that that just didn't look good and that perhaps people would make fun of me.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

Not counting my webcam? It would have been yesterday when we had out of town friends staying with us and we ended up lying around on the couch naked.

When will be the next time?

Hopefully as soon as possible, probably tomorrow, when ... maybe I'll order a pizza!

See -- you're getting the wheels turning now!

Have you ever opened the door naked on a pizza guy since that first time?

Yes, once completely naked. I had decided I was going to do it regardless of what the person looked like unless it was a woman, and actually a friend of mine had dared me to do it. So while he was on the phone, I did that.

Wow!

The pizza guy was stunned to say the least.

What brand -- Dominos?

No, actually. I can't remember the brand. A local neighborhood pizza place.

What did he do?

[He laughs.] Took a step backwards and was trying to look everywhere but at me.

So he didn't seem to have encountered this before.

Didn't act like it, no! [He chuckles.]

What did YOU do?

Just proceeded to pay for the pizza and conclude the transaction and stood there while he made change.

Did you tip him?

[Assertively:] I did. Well. Probably 8 or 10 bucks.

8 or 10 bucks???

Oh, yeah. Gotta make up for shocking them! [He chuckles.]

Will you pay ME to walk around naked in front of me?

[He laughs.] Well, you're not the unsuspecting stranger. You're on to my little game!

So you were on the phone with the darer, and you kept up a commentary?

[Assertively:] I did. I had the phone to my ear as I was doing the transaction.

Did you jerk off on THAT pizza?

Not on the pizza, but I did immediately thereafter.

You were still on the phone?

Yes. Most definitely.

What was his reaction [the reaction of the guy who dared him] ?

He was pretty stunned and pretty turned on.

Did HE jerk off?

Yes.

At the same time?

Um hum.

Did you come together?

[Assertively:] We did!

[Pleased with myself for guessing all these things:] How did I know that??

So you phoned your friend after ordering the pizza? Or what?

We were talking on the phone and he didn't believe that I would [actually answer the door naked]. And I said, want to stay on the phone? And I'll order one now!

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

In high school, I suppose in the shower at gym, which was nearly every day. But I was pretty shy even then until I started dating, which was about junior year.

Dating boys or girls?

Both, but the girls never saw it. The boys did!

You went on gay dates in school?

I had a boyfriend for about 2 years.

What happened to that relationship?

We just grew apart. We were very young -- 15 when we met. I decided that I had more oats to sow.

How did you meet Steve [his current boyfriend]?

I actually met him at a dance club in Chicago

Was it love at first sight?

Yeah, pretty much. It was at a point in my life when I wasn't even actively looking for a boyfriend.

What made him special?

His personality. His intelligence. The first night we met we sat and talked for about 3 and a half hours, nonstop.

How long before he saw your dick?

24 hours.

Did girls in high school ever see your dick?

No. Never.

And in college?

Women, never. Men -- probably less in college just because I was so busy with school. I had a few boyfriends during those years, but maybe someone only saw it twice a month.

What did you major in?

Computer information systems.

Nowadays, during an average week, not counting the webcam, how many people see your dick?

How many different people? I would say an average week, maybe 3. Steve and perhaps a friend that I may be hanging out with.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Occasionally on the bus going to school, I can remember that. In the morning -- praying that it would go away before I had to get up and get off the bus.

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

With my right hand wrapped around it. Just like straight up and down, the motion. Thumb ... fingers... thumb closest to my body, fingers wrapped around my body.

Can you show us on the webcam?

[He does. See photo at right.]

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

I remember it was an extended session in my bedroom when I was probably 12 years old. I was just doing things that felt good -- I had no idea what the end result would be.

Were you specifically trying to ejaculate?

No I don't think it was intentional.

Did you think something was wrong after you came?

No, I knew exactly what it was.

How did you know?

Having done a lot of reading. My parents were real good about filling me in on the birds and the bees, so that didn't surprise me.

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

I would say that first pizza experience. I was 20 . That's really when it started for me.

[back to full body in photos]

That first incident with the pizza boy happened by accident. When did you show off your dick to someone else on purpose?

Probably around the same time in my life. I was living with a boyfriend who had a brother who would come over and visit, and I remember doing some things on purpose so that he would see me -- coming out of the shower or lying in bed, naked, and I really remember planning those moments in great detail. [I take a screen shot.]

You were going after the brother, in some sense.

Yes.

Did it work?

Well, it did in terms of what I wanted to happen -- which was just to have him see me. I knew that he was straight and it was never my intention to put the moves on him. But I know he got an eyeful on a number of occasions.

Did it increase the excitement to know he was straight?

Oh, yes. Very much.

How come?

Just because it made it seem so much more taboo.

So why wouldn't you exhibit to women?

Just never had a sexual interest toward women.

Sex isn't rational, is it?

I think that with the brother he was still a man, and therefore sexually attractive to me, and therefore it could be a hot thing to do for him, but with a woman there was no sexual motivation to do anything like that for a woman.

So HIS pleasure is YOUR pleasure?

Well I don't know that he got any sexual pleasure from it. With exhibitionism we're also talking the shock factor, so I guess you could say that his shock may have been my pleasure.

When you go outside on an exhibitionism dare, where YOU're going to get naked, does it matter if the people who see you are gay or straight?

Usually it does not matter.

Usually?

I think there's a thrill in both situations, just a little different. The one being the shock value of it for the straight person. Showing off for someone who's gay can be exciting because you may be sparking an interest.

An interest in what?

On their part in perhaps that something may develop from that.

Between you and him?

Yes.

What would you have done if the brother had reacted positively?

Boy, that's tough, since I was living with his brother. At that point in my life I was young enough that I probably would have acted on something.

Does it matter whether women are present?

To me it does, yes. I will usually avoid situations where it's not just strictly a male audience.

Why do you do that?

I fear offending anyone. Obviously women may take that more as a personal affront than a man would. It may scare them, too -- and that's not my intention.

What IS your intention?

That split second of unexpected shock and seeing that register on someone's face.

Can you see that expression now on the face of the first pizza boy?

[He laughs.] In fact, that is vividly etched in my mind.

How often have you thought back particularly of him and his expression?

Actually, fairly often, as people ask me when I first realized that I enjoyed being naked and showing off -- that story always comes up. I constantly have people writing to me who want to compare their own experiences to mine, and I will tell them that story.

Have you ever danced naked?

Yes. Oh, yes! The GNI disco.

What does your dick do when you do that?

Flops around a lot. Occasionally it can get semi erect or erect.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Yes, definitely. I think there's a lot more hip movement in naked dancing than clothed.

What do you like the most about your dick?

Hmmm! Never been asked before. That's a thought-provoking one.

Some guys I've met seem to think that once they're hard they have to get off. To the contrary, I like that I can go for hours without cumming -- still being excited and turned on, but just not to the point of release.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

[He laughs.] Boy, I just think it's such an interesting part of the human body that is unlike anything else in all of its various stages. Depending on the time of day it can look very different -- it can feel very different, it's kind of like having a little adventure.

What do you like the least about your dick?

I wish it was bigger, soft.

Is that why you were tugging on it at the beginning of the interview [which I saw via his webcam]?

Um, possibly, yeah.

What do you like the least about having a dick?

Hmmm! I can't think of anything, to be honest with you. [He chuckles during his entire answer, practically.]

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

No, I wouldn't say so. It's gotten me some opportunities [he chuckles], but that's good trouble.

Tell me about that.

For instance, having a friend over sitting around chatting -- I'm wearing a loose-fitting pair of shorts, knowing that my dick is exposed, and that prompts us into a conversation about nakedness and we both end up getting naked.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

Steve and I laugh because some of the women in our lives are famous for saying "oh, you've seen one dick you've seen em all." In my opinion there's nothing further from the truth. One of the things I find so exciting about being naked and going to gay naked gatherings is getting the opportunity to see and do a side by side comparison of all the dicks.

Tell me more.

Dicks are a lot like men. People have their own opinions of what they think they like,what their type is, but for me I've been pleasantly surprised seeing someone or someone's dick, and saying oh, I never thought I'd be attracted to that, but boy, that's really nice. It may have nothing to do with size, it may be a particular feature about that person's dick that catches your eye.

Can you give me a specific example?

Oh, there are so many! [He laughs.] I think skin color can be fun -- just the different variations of the color of skin on their dick. We talked about uncut -- I think guys who are uncut are very intriguing, they're kind of fun to play with in the sense that it's a new toy.

Thank you very much!

You're welcome! You do a good job!

So tell me about the first time your dick appeared on the Internet.

Okay -- thinking way back. Probably about 4 years ago when I had first developed my site in its infancy, really. I had posted just a handful of naked photos on it and really used it more as a way of chatting with someone online -- you send them to your site to show them your body and your dick.

What was the first time your dick appeared LIVE on the Internet?

Let's see, that would have been with the beginning of the webcam, which was about 3 years ago -- after the first time I went to GNI.

How long have you been with Steve?

Ten and a half years.

What role has exhibitionism played in staying together with him that long?

I think it's added some spice to our relationship, and added some interest in that it's provided an opportunity for us to meet other people who are interested in exhibitionism and nudism, and I think it just kind of helps things stay exciting.

Who's the bigger exhibitionist, you or him?

Me. [He laughs.]

What makes you say that?

Steve enjoys being naked given the right situation. If we're at a pool, or on a beach, the sun is warm, it feels good -- he'll be naked. Being naked just for the sake of being naked is more my thing. He accepts that but doesn't prefer that so much for himself.

So who first proposed that his dick and yours be on the Internet together?

Oh, me -- definitely. We had for quite a few years been doing pen pal letter exchanges and photos, and this was just a logical extension of that.

How did you buy your webcam?

I ordered it online, based on a recommendation from a friend.

Were you hard when you ordered it?

[He laughs.] No.

Have you ever been ashamed of your dick?

No, I can't say that I ever have.

Have you ever been ashamed of your body?

When I was a boy, yes.

What made the transformation from shy and private to so public?

I can honestly attribute the majority of that to being with Steve. He's been very instrumental in helping me realize that there's a lid for every pot -- for every body type that there is out there, there is someone who enjoys it and is attracted to that particular body type.

Your body type is?

I go back and forth on this one. I'm "average boy next door" I think -- in shape but certainly not a muscle guy by any means.

Why was that important?

It allowed me to be more comfortable in my own skin and allowed me to not worry about my body as much and allowed me to focus on other things as a result.

Such as?

Well, being a nudist, for one, and not worrying so much about what people think and just being able to enjoy the moment.

So what body type did you WANT to be, back when you weren't happy about being the slim boy next door?

I wanted to have muscles. Lots of big, ripply muscles. I never wanted to be a bodybuilder type, but "the jock" would be the best way to be. I thought that's what everybody wanted.

What's the most dangerous place your dick has been?

Hmmm. I'm usually not the risk-taker, my models are the risk-takers. I would have to say standing out on the back porch of my courtyard apartment building facing the neighbors' windows , naked, jacking off.

How old were you?

I'm gonna say 21 or 22, right around there.

How many neighbors MIGHT have seen you?

There were about 10 or 12 apartments that looked right out on that porch.

Did anyone see you?

Not that I know of.

Would any have been gay men?

None.

What time of day was this?

Evening, maybe 10 or 11 o'clock at night. But there were lights on.

Did this give you a great orgasm, an average orgasm, or a disappointing one?

Um, pretty hot!

How many times did you do that?

Just that once.

Why not again?

Actually, I didn't live there that long. I never had the opportunity again.

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

Let me see Tony's webcam photos.

It turns out that the interview continued, briefly, by e-mail a few days later. This explains the, uh, very large erection you see above right. Tony's second interview is now ready!

It turned out that I had more photos of Tony than I had thought, so it took me longer than expected to get them organized and up on this site. This includes two photos of Tony before he got famous as NakedTony!

Let me see Jim's other photos of Tony.

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