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Week 16

I met Keith at a gay nudist gathering in 1998 and photographed him then, but I didn't manage to interview him until 1999. It turns out he has a colorful history -- and lives in a city I lived in for two and a half years. I wonder if I ever met him while he was dancing nude? That would have been cool.

As you'll see, Keith is a man of few words. But boy, are they direct and to the point!

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

10 inches.

How big around?

I have no clue.

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes, but there's no overlap. [He holds up his fingers and thumb in a circle.]

The dick in questionWhich do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?

Big dick.


The bigger the better.

But why?

More sexual pleasure.

So what do you do with this dick to give you sexual pleasure?

Suck it, get fucked by it, that's about it.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Probably about 9 inches long, a bit thicker than me.

The smallest?

Probably three inches, and [like] Peewee Herman in diameter.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

A big dick.

How come?

Cause I constantly love to suck on a big dick.

So when someone says, "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted," you disagree?

Definitely disagree.

How come?

Cause whatever is left outside the mouth you can always play with.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

I love fucking people with it, I love force-feeding them with my dick, I love people kissing it, and love shooting all over them.

What do you mean by force feeding?

Ram it down their throat, grabbing the back of their head, making them suck on it till they gag -- that's about it.

That sounds kind of S and M-ish.

Yes, it is. [He smiles.]

[Jokingly:] But what's a nice blond boy like you doing nasty things like that?

I was once owned by a daddy.


I wanted more playtoys and more variety in my life, so I was set free to go play.

So what about the power aspect turns you on?

When I was with my daddy I was basically a bottom, but now I'm versatile, and I like forcing people to do things like I was forced to do.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.


How does that make you feel?

Very important and loved.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

80% of the time.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys' dicks?

Probably about the age of 15.

How did that happen?

I happened to look around when I was in the shower in high school and I noticed that I had the biggest dick.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

Relaxing by poolI've never had that happen.

You're lucky!

Most people usually cruise me when I'm in the bathroom taking a piss.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

"Can I talk to you?"

What would be the worst line?

"How big is it?"

And why would that be bad?

Cause if they have two eyes they can see how big it is.

Are you cut or uncut?


Which do you prefer in other men?

I really don't have a preference.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

A nice head.

And that is...?

Full mushroom shape.

So you like it with the head bigger than the shaft?


Was that what your daddy had?


Did you know that before you signed up with him?


Did you previously have that preference?


So you lucked out in the daddy's-dick department?

I lucked out.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Oh definitely.

But your head isn't much bigger than your shaft.

Not much, no.

Is your father cut or uncut?

I believe he was cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

I really don't know. I've never seen my dad's dick.

I saw you dancing naked in the disco last night. What does your dick do when you do that?

Flop all over the place.

I noticed! When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick?

Definitely.Sucking on his drink

Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Most of the time, yes. Especially when I'm naked.

So for example, what do you do?

I do like a bump and grind, a gyrating motion, sort of bounce around more. So the dick moves more. I used to strip for a living.

Tell me about that.

At a gay seminude bar in upstate New York, Club Pacifica [not its real name], which is now totally nude, and that's how I got started in the nudity, being a nudist. I made the most money out of all the dancers, I think probably because I had the biggest dick. I had thought it was actually small.

So that's when you learned to swing it while you dance?


Before the Pacifica went totally nude, did customers find a way to see your dick anyway?

Definitely! I used to do private parties for them, which ended up with me being totally nude.

But in the bar?

No. That wasn't allowed.

The method I used would be to give the dancer a tip into his jockstrap and hold it in there for a bit.

That definitely happened a lot.

But you couldn't let people see your naked dick.

Correct. Or they used to make cockrings out of the dollar bill and slide it on -- but they could never make the ring big enough! It would have cost too much.

SquintingWhat cheapskates!


How often would your dick get hard while you were dancing?

95% of the time.

A lot of guys would have trouble doing that.

Comes natural to me.

You're a natural exhibitionist?


What did you learn about your dick from dancing as a stripper?

It's one of my prize possessions, it gets me in a lot of places that my face wouldn't, I constantly have a date on a Friday night, and I could probably shoot a tin can off a stump from ten feet back.

You shoot that far?

Sometimes. If my aim is good!

Wow! Did any of the customers ever get nude?

In the bar? No.

Can they get nude there now?

I don't know. I don't work there any more.

What do you like the most about your dick?

[He smiles.] The feel of it in my hands.

Nice and meaty?

Yes. Meaty is a good word.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

The things you can do with it. You can fuck people with it, beat people in the faces with it, feed 'em with it, bathe 'em in cum with it, just jerk off with it.

What do you like the most about having a big dick?

More pleasure, more meat to wrap your hand around.

What do you like the least about your dick?

Hmmmm. Can't think of anything.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

Most people are attracted to my dick and not actually me. I'd rather people were attracted to me for what I am and not what I have.

SmilingSo who ARE you?

A very caring gentle (sometimes), obedient (when I have to be) person. I love being a nudist, love dancing, love to draw, cook, and go to movies with good close friends if not lovers.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Many times. I got arrested one time for indecent exposure.

Tell me about that.

In a car after I got done dancing at the bar, a guy was giving me a blow job. He got pulled over for a moving violation, cop came up to the car, the car was parked on the side of the road, I guess the cop suspected something, we didn't see him walking up, we were caught red-handed.

How much time in the slammer for that?


Was that fun or scary?

Kind of scary at first. Then it became real fun.

How come?

The arresting cop kept on coming back to visit me. (In the cell?) Yeah.

Not the copAnd what happened then?

I sucked him off a couple of times, he sucked me off.

So you believe we should support our local police?

Oh definitely!

Tell me a bit more about what turns you on about the force and dominance.

You have no choice in saying yes or no, you have to totally submit 110% of yourself body and soul.

Why is that a turn-on?

Because most of the guys I submit to are big, brawny, straight acting, which turns me on even more.

And the ones who submit to you?

Are somewhat the same way... Big and brawny, muscular men, some bears, some cubs.

And what did the cop look like?

6 foot tall, 230 pounds, very muscular, big and brawny type.

You're sure HE picked YOU and not the other way round?

The other guy arrested with us was out [of jail] in 45 minutes.

Hmmmm. You think he kept you in on purpose?

Oh definitely. He never showed up at the court date, so charges were dropped.

Did he know that you were a stripper?

I really don't know. He MIGHT have followed from the Pacifica, but I don't know. For all I know he could have been one of the customers!

So in terms of the body, you're attracted to someone who's NOT thin and smooth like you?

Sometimes I am. I really don't go after just dick size alone. I look at people's inner self, I'm a good judge of character, if they have a pretty face...

So was it kind of a turn-on for you in the bar to "have to" let guys touch your dick when they tipped you?

Yes, in a way.

So the money wasn't...

It wasn't important. It was nice to have, but.... stripping gave me an excuse to flaunt what I got.

But paying someone to strip or to do something sexual is a form of mild compulsion.

I... in a way...

Was it a turn-on for you to get paid for being sexy?

Yes. Basically people that buy usually get what they want, and I think I'm a very good person to get to know, so they always got their money's worth.

They got an HONEST stripper boy who aimed to please, not rob or jerk around?


Wonderful! Any other things you want to say about your dick?

No. A picture is worth a thousand words, I guess.

Well thank you very much!

You're welcome.

Keith near the pool Let me see Keith's photos. Keith's dick

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