Jim's Pen is Central Page is extremely proud to present our eighth
Dick of the week: Yes, it's true: everybody's got a dick. And
whether he'll admit it or not, every guy likes to talk about his
dick. Big, small, or average; in great shape or out of order;
tan, brown, reddish, pink, or black; hard or soft; in use or
ignored... Everybody's Got
One! ...and
everybody's talking about it. This week's interview is with a fellow
we met the night before the Toronto gay pride march in June, 1998.
After you read it, don't forget to check out his photos!
Then check back in a week or so to meet a new face, a new interview,
and a new dick!
The ever-so-British JohnGNI!
Ever seen a sexy British guy and wondered what he looked like naked? Would he be uncut, like most of his compatriots? Smooth or hairy? A nice guy or a jerk? Find out here!
I'm sitting here on the bus -- from nudist summer camp back to Newark Airport -- on August 30, 1998, and I'm sitting next to JohnGNI@aol.com, who's a dedicated nudist I've run into at several gatherings and other assorted affairs. (Note: The "GNI" part of his name simply indicates his interest in naturism, and does not reflect any official connection with Gay Naturists International -- although he is a member of that group.)
Let me start with the standard "Dick of the Week" question -- namely, just how big IS your dick, anyway?
Well, average plus (he smiles and laughs). Not really plus very much, but it's big enough.
Big enough for what?
(He laughs.) Big enough to make my boyfriend happy. For that matter, lovers I've had in the past have been happy with it, anyway!
So in centimeters, that would be? You're metric now, right?
Right -- 17 (centimeters). I haven't really been advised as to exactly how you measure it. It seems to me there's all sorts of different ways of measuring it. You can add or subtract an inch or two.
How do you measure it?
Along the top, when it's erect.
How big around is it?
I've actually never measured around it. I would ... I don't know. I'll have to measure it sometime.
When you jerk off, does your thumb touch or overlap your fingers?
Yes it touches my fingers. But I'm a big guy, I have very large hands, so I can touch my fingers to my thumb around just about anybody's cock.
So you said you have a boyfriend. How big is HIS dick?
His is smaller than mine -- probably about 14 centimeters.
And around?
It's a bit smaller around as well.
Does he like the fact that yours is bigger?
Yes. He sure does.
Do you like the fact that his is smaller?
It doesn't bother me. His is incredibly hard. I'm amazed sometimes how he gets a hard-on and keeps his dick hard for long periods of time.
Do you think that holds true as a generalization? Smaller dicks are easier to keep hard?
Yes, I think it probably does.
Does it fit with your experience?
As a generalization, I think so. I've met people with really quite big dicks who can't seem to get hard at all.
What's the most interesting thing your dick has done in its life?
Does it have to be sexual? (No.) The most bizarre thing was this. I was at at a desk getting some rubber cement to adhere, and the bottom end of the tube burst open and the whole tube fell over me. I was naked at the time and the glue ran down into my pubic hairs and all onto my dick and everything.
Are you uncut?
Yes, I'm uncut, although I don't have a huge foreskin, it does come back when I'm erect.
So when that glue spilled over you, were you considering the possible benefits of circumcision?
(He laughs.) No, I wouldn't want to be circumcised.
Why not?
It was good that the glue didn't go inside the head of my dick. I like my foreskin. I get very sore if I'm jerking off and somebody's hand is rubbing the head of my penis.
So what did you do about the glue?
I wiped off as much as I could, then opened the windows because there was a dreadful stink. I had to cut all of my pubic hairs off because I couldn't get it off otherwise. It dried and I was picking it off in bits for hours and even days.
Did anyone else find out?
No.
So your revelation to the world is a Pen is Central exclusive!
It was incredibly sore, cutting my pubic hairs off.
Why sore?
Because I've never cut or shaved myself in my life before, and it was sore when the hairs were growing back in. I just couldn't believe how I got myself into such a mess, trying to do such a simple task.
But at least you didn't have to take anything to the dry cleaners.
Yes, that's true. I don't know if they can get glue out anyway. I'd probably have had to throw the clothes out. So being naked was less expensive.
Now I can tell from your accent that you're from across the Atlantic. Where were you born?
In London, England.
That's where you live now?
30 miles southwest of London, in Guildford.
People tell me that most Brits are uncut. Is that true?
Yes that's true.
How come?
I guess it's just natural to be uncut, and there's no policy in England to cut people when they're young. And nobody wants to be cut when they're older, either.
Is your boyfriend uncut?
No, my boyfriend's cut.
And how do you feel about that?
I would rather he wasn't. But it's something I have to live with.
How does HE feel about cut versus uncut?
I've never asked him. He's never said he has a problem with it, and he hasn't said he has a problem with me.
Is he cut because of religion, because he's American, or something else?
I haven't asked him, but he's from Iran, so I imagine it's for religious reasons.
And how did you meet?
He came to a party in my house almost a year ago.
A naked party?
No, it wasn't a naked party. It was a party for a local gay group.
So is he a nudist?
No, although he came to Florida with me this year, and we went to the nude beach, and stayed in a nudist hotel -- he seems quite happy with it. I think he will be happy to be a nudist outdoors, but I don't think he will like indoor social nudity.
What do you like the most about having a dick?
The sexual pleasure it gives me.
What do you like least?
(Smiles and laughs.) I can't think of anything I don't like. It's a really great feature, I think. What I like least about it is that it's a part of the body prone to infections.
Now at a nudist gathering, you get to see a lot of dicks, all day, every day. What kind of dick you like to look at the most?
Erect ones!
What kind of erect ones?
Large, hard, throbbing erect ones!
Any particular color?
Color? Wow! (Pause.) White ones are fine. With a bit of suntan.
On a typical day at home, how many different dicks do you see in a day?
Usually only mine and my boyfriend's. And sometimes one of my roommates.
How many roommates do you have?
There's four in my house: myself, my boyfriend, and two others. They're not lovers. They bring their own boyfriends home.
Have you seen both of their dicks?
Yes.
Who's got the biggest one?
(He thinks for a bit.) Anthony. (And his is?) 18 centimeters (he shrugs).
Who's got the prettiest one?
Oh, I think I have!
So now that we're on our way home (on the airport bus), and we all have our clothes on, how long will it be before you see a dick other than the four which live in your house?
Four days.
What happens then?
I go and visit a friend in Guildford on Thursday night. He was a roommate and moved out a year ago.
And he's a nudist?
No, but he's very nudist-friendly.
So how will you see HIS dick if he's not a nudist?
He likes showing off to me.
Wonderful! Too bad we can't ALL have friends like that. What does he like about showing off?
He's a very good friend with a large dick which he likes to show off.
So how does he show it off with you?
He takes his clothes off, gets it hard, and sits in front of me and says, "Suck on this."
So -- you have sex.
Yes, but it's a bit one-sided.
Sorry about that.
It's not really a problem. I think his dick is gorgeous, and I can suck it for hours.
And I'll bet you have!
He comes too quickly for me to suck for hours. Sometimes I have to stop for awhile.
Well on that note, I'd like to thank you very much for the interview. Anything about dicks you'd like to add?
I never cease to be amazed by the different amounts people "come." I've known some people who seem to have very little cum even if they haven't jacked off in a day or two, and others seem to always come in enormous amounts. It's just amazing the differences among people. And what I like most about a dick is one where they can come while I'm just sucking them off, without any hand action. I think that's wonderful.
And your Thursday friend can do that?
Yes -- yes he can. Even twice in one evening he will come with me just sucking him.
Thanks again!
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