Dick of the week:

Why do I call him 'Huck'? Well, if you've ever taken high school English, you can guess: He reminds me a bit of Huckleberry Finn. Young at heart, a subversive attitude toward life (even without trying to be subversive), innocently childlike -- but also smart, honest, and willing to take action when the circumstances require it. He's just about the most exhibitionistic exhibitionist I've ever met. He's so exhibitionistic that he can have an orgasm just by going naked, without even... well, I'll let you read for yourself!

And don't miss the other interview and photoset of this amazing fellow.

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

I haven't measured it. But I'll say six inches, hard.

How big around?

That's a good question. I'd say [thinking out loud and counting] 1... 2... 3 and a half.

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yes.

Does it overlap?

I'll have to check! [He laughs.] I don't know.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No.

Which do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?

Small.

Why?

They're easier to manage, and it's not the most important feature on the body for me.

What is [the most important]?

Face.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

[He grimaces.] I don't measure, but I'd say 9 inches.

The smallest?

Three inches.

Tell me a little about each of those two guys.

Well, the 9-inch guy: I was staying in West Hollywood at a hotel, and he looked through my window and came around to my door, and came into the room and he wasn't really my type, but there he was, and it WAS big. That was that.

[He and I both forget to talk about the other fellow. Oops!]

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

A small dick.

How come?

Blood flow is easier to keep up than in a longer dick.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

Frottage. I like rubbing my body up against someone else and cumming through the friction of rubbing.

Do guys come on to you just because you have a big dick?

No.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

If they say, "Why aren't you smiling?"

That rubs me the wrong way too. But you DO have a beautiful smile.

Thank you.

If someone saw you in a bar, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

"I'd like to have dinner with you some time."

What would be the worst line?

Other than "why aren't you smiling", I'd say: "Are you a top or a bottom?"

Is that because you're versatile?

No, it's because that doesn't interest me -- classifying people as tops or bottoms.

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut.

Which do you prefer in other men?

Cut. It's what I'm used to, seems cleaner, no extra... what do you call that stuff... anyway, it's cleaner, I know how to use it.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

Symmetry, smooth, hmmm... [he thinks a long time]... a friendly look!

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Yes. People tell me so.

Is your father cut or uncut?

Cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Very big.

How big?

I never saw it hard, but soft it was 5 inches.

Have you ever danced naked?

Yes.

What does your dick do when you do that?

It stands up and spurts.

When you say it spurts, what do you do to make it spurt?

Nothing.

So it's so exciting to you that that you cum without touching it?

Yes. I have to make an effort to NOT cum.

Tell me about a recent time you did that.

Halloween. I went to an underwear party at a bar, and I went to a corner of the dance floor with some hot guys who were dancing in their underwear, and I started pulling my underwear down in front and back, and they all got very excited looking and smiling. There was a go-go boy who was dancing with only shaving cream covering his groin, and I love go-go boys, especially naked ones [Me too!] -- and these two guys made a sandwich around me and they pulled my underwear around my ankles and we danced like that for awhile. But I didn't come that time because I had a friend with me and I didn't want to spurt with my friend watching.

This was here in [local city]?

No, up in the [bigger city] area. It was at [name of bar]. It turned out the shaving cream guy actually had something on under the cream, and on the side there was a nylon string -- which you could not see, but was part of his mini-thong. The string broke, and he had to go backstage because he couldn't re-tie the string [while he was actually dancing]. He was one of the most attractive men I've seen in my life -- what a face, what a body -- he was driving the whole crowd crazy with a beautiful smile!

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick?

No, because usually my dick is just standing straight up at attention, and the only movement is when other people grab it and start masturbating it.

Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing when you dance?

No.

Now believe it or not, I've never seen a guy cum without something touching his dick.

I'm not surprised -- not many people have.

So fill me in -- how does it look and how does it happen?

It seems natural to me. My dick gets super super hard and I get really caught up in what I'm doing -- namely dancing. Or it happens when I'm sunbathing, if I'm sunbathing naked at a park or a regular beach, sometimes I'll spurt because of the excitement of being in a public beach and being naked and people are watching and I'm hard. So the tension builds up, the excitement , and -- just like a cough or a reflex -- it just goes. It's a mental thing. It doesn't require physical touch.

So someone watching you would see your body tense up as you dance and then you'd spurt?

Yes. It's even... Earlier this year I was at a beach drying off naked, hard, and a lot of people were up on a sidewalk watching me. With the excitement of standing naked at a public beach with everyone watching, I spurted.

[A thought crosses my mind. We're in public, in a coffeehouse, off to one side. I don't want to make too much of a spectacle, but somebody's got to ask these questions... Why not me?!?] Are you hard now?

Yes.

What about all this is exciting to you, right now, right here, in this coffeehouse?

Because I'm visualizing what I've done -- it's one of my fantasies that I act out. These are fantasies that I've actually acted out, so I get hard when I think about them.

So where was the beach?

It was the main public beach in a town in Europe, on the Riviera.

So how long were you naked there?

The whole day at the beach. They have these public showers right at the beach up on some rocks, a jetty, where everyone on the beach and the sidewalk can see. I leave my clothes on the beach and I walk up to the shower naked and I take a long time showering and I'm hard -- and then I walk up and down the beach and sidewalk, and then I go back to my towel, and stand there, and I pack my things and then I take my towel and start drying off and then... the more people who start gathering and watching, the better.

So what was the crowd like?

The crowd was gay men, women, straight couples, groups of teenagers, and in Europe they don't have a problem with nudity. They find it fun, and not dirty.

So was anyone else naked on that beach?

Occasionally I've seen other people with a small facecloth over their dick. There's a custom of rolling the bathing suit all the way down below the butt and below the pubic hair into a tiny little string. And other people occasionally shower naked.

But not hard?

Not hard. I think other people have to work at being hard. I have to work at NOT being hard.

So let me set the scene. You are naked. Because you're naked and you know what you're going to do next, you're hard. So you walk up and down the beach to make sure everyone sees you, and you take a shower hard. At what point do you spurt?

When a lot of people are watching. I didn't want to but it just happened.

So what else were you doing at that exact moment?

I was drying off. I was standing at the beach drying off with lots of people watching. When this was happening I moved my cock to the side so that they could see how long it was. I immediately spurted when I moved my cock to the side.

With your hand, not stroking it?

Right, but it caused more tension in my cock when I pushed it down to the side.

This helps me understand better.

After it happens it usually ends the whole thing, so I try to avoid it.

How far do you spurt when you cum in front of an audience?

6 feet. Really far.

Pretty impressive! [I get the idea that he's probably still hard right now, so I stand up from my seat just enough to see his crotch and take a look. He understands what I'm doing, and says...]

[Yes,] I'm excited.

Have you ever wanted another guy to be doing the same thing at the same time next to you?

Yes. I go to the street fairs in San Francisco and I've done stuff with other people on the street with people watching -- but not them cumming. Seems like I'm always the one that's spurting. I've gone to underwear parties where they allow nudity and sex, and I've danced naked with people who had hard-ons -- not spontaneous hard-ons, maybe, but hard -- and I did go up on a podium, a dance podium, and danced naked in front of the crowd at the underwear party, and I spurted with everyone on the dance floor watching.

Cool!

What do you like the most about your dick?

It gets hard really fast, it stands straight up, it's smooth and has a nice shape, and it leaks a lot, it stays hard for many, many hours, and it can shoot on its own far distances. I really haven't met anyone who has told me that they can shoot spontaneously. It's an oddity; I'm not sure it's a positive thing.

On a typical day, how many orgasms do you have?

Zero.

In a typical week?

Three.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

[He laughs.] Uh, it tells people that I'm excited.

What do you like the least about your dick?

How much it shrivels up when it's cold. Shrinkage.

How old were you when you first realized your pattern of cumming was different from most other guys'?

That's a very good question. When I was 12 I went for a bicycle ride into the bluffs, and I laid down in the reeds, and took my clothes off, and I didn't understand what I was doing but then all of a sudden fluid leaked out of my penis. All I knew was I was lying naked in the sun outdoors and it felt so good to be naked outdoors, and it just sort of... I don't think it spurted, it just sort of leaked out.

So how did you compare this to other boys?

Well I realized then that I cum from being out in the sun naked and reading dirty magazines. But no one ever talks about sunbathing "sex." I haven't found a magazine that specializes in nude sunbathing as a sexual position [turn-on]. So it was obvious that I was different.

Want to start a magazine like that?

No, no... but a support club?!!

What would the club do?

We'd document it as a true condition, and we'd do research so that other people would understand how it happens, and show that physical masturbation contact is not necessary. It would reassure people that sex IS mental, and we would go on talkshows and promote our...

[I interrupt, jokingly] ... deviant way of life?

Oh no, it's not deviant... promote our skill. We DID try to document it once, but it didn't work. That was an "Orgasms Incorporated" dare that I can explain if you want.

Go ahead!

As part of Orgasms Incorporated, people have dares that they want you to perform, and I did that -- I danced naked, and was stripped in public and got paid for that. But Guy, who ran Orgasms Incorporated, asked me if I had a fantasy that I wanted to enact. I said yes, I want to be sunbathing and have my thong stripped off me, and be left naked with no clothing -- no shoes, no backpack, in a public park, surrounded by gay men. So we did that.

And you did NOT cum?

I did not. He sent out flyers [to his mailing list], and [as a result] there were 30 or 40 people sitting around me. I was sunbathing, pretending to be asleep, wearing this thong that had clasps on the side, and I did not have a backpack or any clothes. The game was that an accomplice would come over, knowing I was asleep, and would grab my thong. I would remain asleep naked, hard, and come with everyone watching. But I got concerned since it was a public park. I was concerned about who all these people were, and I didn't know if they were people I didn't want there, or if some of the flyers were sent to the police, so I was not able to cum. So I laid there naked with a hard-on and then I stood up and ran with a raging boner [he smiles] through the park back to the car. And that everyone liked for some reason. They were very disappointed at the lack of ejaculation, but Guy sent me letters about how people did like me getting up with the boner and running up the street.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Another time I was sunbathing naked at a public park, and as I left to go to my car I was stopped by policemen -- but they didn't do anything. And that is the only time I have ever... OH [he remembers]... once at [a nude] beach I was walking naked and hard through the parking lot, and a cop car all of a sudden appeared, and the cop said, buddy, that's [he smiles] not allowed. But given the thousands of times I've been naked, I am surprised that my dick has not gotten me into more trouble.

So in the first case, were you naked at your car?

No, no. [While I was sunbathing,] I had pulled my swimsuit down gradually until it was down to my ankles. Once I was ready to go home, I put my clothes on. As I was walking, with my clothes on, the police rode up on bicycles from the bushes and said they had been watching me [when I was nude].

I noticed when you shook hands and met me up front you looked me right in the eyes, but here at the table, as I'm asking you all these questions, you've looked away from me the whole time.

When I'm describing something, it's easier for me to not be distracted by looking at their face. I'm seeing a very vivid recollection of how things happened.

Anything else you want to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

It's nice to show your hard dick in public: the more places the better. I would like to inform people that if you see someone dancing naked, walking naked, or dancing, go up to them, touch them, put your fingers on their butt -- don't be afraid of them. So many people don't know what to do to a naked man. If they're naked, there's a reason. They want to be seen. They want to be in a sexual situation and want attention. [Ed. note: I would add that you should approach gently and withdraw a bit if you get signals from him that he doesn't want to be touched.]

One final question. You mentioned that in the bar dancing last time you didn't want to cum in front of your friend. Is that a general thing with you or just this time?

General.

So in general you want to perform in front of strangers?

Yes.

Tell me more.

I have this fantasy that I want to enact ... I want to be strip searched or tied up ... or at a street fair in San Francisco they have these "spanking circles" where they pull your pants down and you're naked and they spank you. I have a very detailed fantasy where I want to have my clothes auctioned off to the crowd and cut off of me, my shirt, my shoes, socks. Then I want my pants to be cut off in parts and auctioned to the crowd, and then the rest of my pants cut off, and then I want my underwear cut -- big holes cut in them, and more and more of the underwear cut away and then finally I want the waistband cut through, given to the crowd, and then I want to be pushed around the crowd as they touch my boner, and as they're clicking their pictures with the their cameras I want to be standing in front of them all and spurt. And then be left naked with cum dripping down from my cock and walk past the policemen and walk several blocks through the streets back to my car.

I did half of this, but I haven't done the full thing.

Where?

In San Francisco. I went to a spanking booth, they took my clothes off, they spanked me. I was hard, and I walked naked with a hardon through the streets, waited in line at a gay bar, walked into the gay bar naked and hard, and spent an hour naked and hard with two other naked guys.

Unfortunately, they don't allow nudity any more [at that bar].

Why not?

I heard they had problems with the police, or the Alcohol and Beverage people. I thought it was very strange that they allowed me to enter the bar naked and stand around naked, but it was San Francisco and it was a festival. That's when people were yelling Viagra comments to me as I was walking naked through the streets. Because my hardon didn't go away, people thought I should do a Viagra commercial, and that same weekend [he laughs], I had an accomplice, Nude David, and we went to the [bar], and he knew what I wanted and he pulled my pants down while people on the dance floor stage put a spotlight on me. He knew that by NOT touching my dick it would drive me crazy, and the crowd on the dance floor stopped dancing and watched as he was letting my cock throb, and I was so turned on by what he was doing -- or not doing -- to me that I spurted as the crowd watched and at the same time as the doorman came over.

To stop you?

To tell me to pull my pants up. But as he was talking to me I was spurting, because I couldn't stop it.

So to go back to one of the earlier questions, you don't want people you know watching?

True.

Why not?

Because my friends are not my sexual friends, they're my buddies. I wouldn't want to see my friends having sex [and I wouldn't want them to see me having sex]. 

Thanks very much!

You're welcome.

Huck in action

Huck's story was so interesting that I talked with him again. And recently we made arrangements to meet in a more liberal city in a couple of weeks. There I watched him swim nearly naked at a popular gym. That night I attended a contest at a local bar -- where I saw him spurt in just the way he described here. The story of that meeting will be told next -- along with my own photos of the contest.

Let me see Huck's photos.

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