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Frank

Week 3

Yes, it's true: everybody's got a dick. And whether he'll admit it or not, every guy likes to talk about his dick. Big, small, or average; in great shape or out of order; tan, brown, reddish, pink, or black; hard or soft; in use or ignored... Everybody's Got One! ...and everybody's talking about it. This week's interview is a little bit late in appearing, for which we apologize. Read it, and don't forget to check out the photos! Then check back in a week or so to meet a new face, a new interview, and a new dick!

Frank is very photogenic, as you can see above.

Our third interview is with Frank, who lives in San Diego and is a member of the local gay nudist group.

OK, let's start with the question that everyone always wants to know the answer to: Just how big is your dick, anyway?

7 inches, hard.

And soft?

Normally 4, unless it's really cold.

Which it never is here in San Diego.

Yes. Thank you. Only when I was at GNI last year -- oh, it was cold!

And how thick?

You know, I've never measured that.

Want to take a guess?

In circumference, 5 and 3/4 inches.

When you hold it with your hand to jerk off, does your thumb touch your fingertips?

Yes.

How much does it overlap?

Just a fingernail.

Cut or uncut?

Cut.

You smiled when you said that.

I smile because a lot of people think I'm uncut.

And why do they think that?

Because when they first see it soft there's often enough extra skin that it partially covers the head. But I have scars to prove it's cut! [He laughs.]

And do you prefer guys with big dicks or small dicks?

Big dicks.

How come?

It feels better.

In what way? Be more specific.

I like a dick that can really go down my throat -- because I can do more with it.

So what do think when someone says, "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted?"

[He thinks, putting his finger on lip] That they've never had a dick far enough down their throat.

You have a boyfriend, right?

Yes I do.

How big is he?

Erect? 8 and a half.

Does that go far enough down your throat?

Oh, yes! [He laughs.]

How far is too far?

I've never met one that's too long.

What's the longest one you ever had down your throat?

Well the guy says it was 13 inches but I think it was only 11. But I had it all the way down. Of course width is another matter.

How thick is too thick?

I've only met one who was too thick, and if I can't get my lips around it, it's too thick. This guy was truly the size of a beer can.

In length also?

Um, a little longer than a beer can in length.

So in your experience, which is easier to keep hard: a large dick or a small dick?

A small dick.

How come?

I think it may be because you notice the lack of hardness more in a big dick.

There's more to bend, if it's bendable?

There's more to bend, and if it goes a little soft, it's just more noticeable than a small dick. One thing I've noticed about small dicks is that they're truly hard, and I do like that about small dicks. Big dicks do have a tendency, even when erect, to be a little soft.

How hard does yours get?

[He smiles.] Hard enough to stick straight out.

And for a guy your age that's a real accomplishment, eh? How old are you?

I am 37.

How old were you when you first realized that you specifically liked BIG dicks?

Fourteen.

What happened?

I was in gym class and I saw for the first time an erect dick, and it was big. It was the size that mine gets when it's big. And I really liked it, and ever since then I've really preferred looking at big dicks.

Who was the 14-year-old?

His name was Richard. He was in my gym class in high school. God, that brings back memories!

So why was Richard's dick hard?

I never did find out. I just assumed that he was a horny young guy and couldn't control it.

So what was the context of you seeing this?

I had just come in form PE class, taken my shower, and he had a towel around him and took it off to get dressed. And when he did, I saw it, and then our eyes met and he sheepishly pulled his pants up.

So it was just a momentary thing.

Yes, just a momentary thing.

But you hadn't even seen your own dick hard?

Oh, no, I had, but that's different from seeing another man's dick hard.

So what did you do as a result of seeing this erect marvel?

Outwardly, nothing. Inwardly, my heart raced and I have remembered it ever since. I just permanently placed it in my memory.

Did you go home and jerk off?

Oh yes. My usual routine was going home and jerking off 3 or 4 times before mom and dad came home, and he was definitely in my fantasies that day.

And other days?

[He smiles.] I had numerous fantasies when I was jacking off, and I'm sure Richard was among them.

What were some of the others?

How much space do we have? Most of my fantasies are derivations of actual events. They're things that happened in high school or college that I embellish with [here he laughs, pauses, and sighs] my own version of how I wish they had ended.

For example?

God! For example there was one time in high school when I was in the boys bathroom, at the urinal, and the class bully came in. He and I had noticed in gym class that our dicks looked very similar. So when he came into the boys' room another friend came in, and he wanted to show this friend that our dicks looked similar, and so he moved me back from the urinal, pulled out his dick, and then showed his friend, and that was the end of the event. But then I take that in my fantasies further, where we both get erections to see if they're the same when erect, and then the three of us jerk off together.

Now in your opinion, aside from size, what makes a dick pretty or ugly?

Esthetically it has to be long in comparison to circumference, in other words it has to look like a skinny dick. I like to see a hard dick just really hard and glistening and just long. "Loooooong" -- he says as he blushes!

Do you prefer guys who are cut or uncut?

Cut. (Because?) They're easier to suck.

Your boyfriend is uncut, so obviously you make exceptions.

Oh yes, oh yes! It's merely a preference, not a requirement.

Is it OK if I mention that you're a lawyer?

Yes.

What's the most important legal issue today about dicks?

[Long pause.] Good question. I'm torn between two answers. One issue which really bothers me is male nudity. Female nudity seems to be much more accepted in our society, but male nudity is not. And my experience has been that in criminal cases the punishment for male exposure of genitals usually exceeds that for female exposure. And the other issue is one which has been making headlines for the last week or two, and that's of course Viagra, and the plight of those who need some extra help in getting an erection. Legally, I believe, HMOs should cover the cost of Viagra prescriptions, and to my knowledge most do not. I know Kaiser does not, which is the largest provider in California.

What does it feel like to have someone come on to you just because you have a big dick?

Great! [He smiles.] In a word, great. I am very proud of having the dick that I have, and it doesn't bother me at all if someone finds my dick to be an attractive part of me and wants to have sex with me because of it.

What's the thing someone could say to you in a casual situation that would make you want to give them access to your big dick?

[Raises eyebrows and smiles. Then he puts his finger on the corner of his mouth and laughs.] You'd think I had a quick and easy answer to that question! Um... just to be upfront and say I would love to suck your big dick!

Which is more common: guys coming on to you just because they know you have a big dick or just because they know you're a lawyer?

Well, I don't consider myself to HAVE a big dick , but in my experience most guys have come on to me because of my appearance, instead of my being an attorney.

What kind law do you specialize in?

Insurance defense. Our firm is hired by insurance companies to defend them.

I've only had a couple of people actually come up and say what a big dick I have, and that was, obviously, when it was hard. Usually they say I have a beautiful dick.

Do you think they really mean a big dick?

I think they really mean they want to have sex with me, and they don't care if it's beautiful or big!

Thanks for the interview!

You're welcome!

Let me see Frank's photos.

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