Jim's Pen is Central Page is extremely proud to present our fourth and fifth
Dicks of the week: Yes, it's true: everybody's got a dick. And
whether he'll admit it or not, every guy likes to talk about his
dick. Big, small, or average; in great shape or out of order;
tan, brown, reddish, pink, or black; hard or soft; in use or
ignored... Everybody's Got
One! ...and
everybody's talking about it. This week's interview will be posted
for double the normal length of time, because it's with two people.
Read it, and don't forget to check out their photos!
Then check back in two weeks or so to meet a new face, a new
interview, and a new dick!
Such a cute couple!
Our fourth and fifth interviews are with Daf and Shea, whom we met at a recent nudist gathering in Palm Springs.
So let me start with the crass questions: First, Shay, how big is your dick?
S: It can grow to 7 to 7 1/2 inches.
And soft?
I don't have the faintest idea.
I'd say 4 inches. And Daf?
S: 26 inches (he smiles).
D: I should probably give centimeters just to confuse anyone! (He's from Canada.)
S: You're a lot larger than I am. I think you're about 9.
D: We'll get back to you on that one!
S: Well I think it's about this big [holds up his hands to show about 9 inches]. I know it's about this big around. [Noticing my typing on my laptop...] Good god he's writing us down like a Dictaphone -- and he just wrote what I just said!
Of course -- it's a DICKtoaphone! Shay, how big around is your dick?
S: I don't have the faintest idea. [To Daf] Well you've seen it, what do you think? And please don't say 1 point 5.
D: Well if you use those rubber cock rings -- even the vacuum tubes -- two inches or 1 and 3/4, whatever one of those vacuum tubes is you start with the 1 3/4 and then move to a 2.
S: We like to make it hard -- in more ways than one (grins).
So when you're jerking off, Shay, and you grip it with your hand around it, does your thumb touch your fingers? How much does it overlap?
S: Yes. (Illustrates about one thumbnail's worth.)
And Daf?
D: It overlaps usually good, usually up to the knuckles, I grip it pretty good.
So Daf, when you jerk off you hold your dick very tight...
D: Oh, yeah! Like a man! (Smiles and nods mischievously.)
How do you like it, Shay? Some like it like this, like that, or like that (I illustrate 3 strengths by grabbing his dick and squeezing).
S: I like the middle one.
D: I like the tight one. Lots of lube and tight. [Turns to S] I haven't seen your drawer of toys!
S: Well you will when you come visit!
So I would say that both of you are pretty well hung. Would you agree?
D: I've been told!
S: I would have to go with the same thing, I've been told, but to be honest for most years I thought it was pretty small.
So what are the advantages of having a big dick?
D: (Long pause) It creates a big bulge [in your pants] so you don't have to worry about stuffing it. It's not false advertising.
S: You get noticed more readily when you're not wearing underwear. I really can't think of anything [else].
D: It's like I've always said, it's a great play toy, and mother always told me to share (laughs). I come from a sharing family. "Share! Share your toys!"
S: I know what to get your mother for her wedding anniversary.
What?
S: Ten-cent tokens! (Referring to this site.)
D: I can't see them getting that far on the Internet.
S: She'd get to them eventually.
D: Well, she's seen all the pictures from last year at the Gathering!
What are the disadvantages of having a big dick?
D: Everyone wishes you're a top. And I'm not!
S: That's a fact!
And you are?
S: I'm versatile, but when it comes between the two of us, I'm more the top of the two. But I'm versatile when it comes to other partners.
D: I'm versatile; I'll roll over!
So sometimes I've heard people say, about guys who are well hung, and who are bottoms, oh, what a waste!
D: (Smiles) Yeah!
S: I've never thought of you as a waste!
D: Oh I hear that all the time.
S: Not from me, because I think that you're a hot number.
D: Well I think so too, but for any other bottom who's looking for a huge wonderful toy...
S:
Buy a cucumber! Or should I say an eggplant?
D: (Laughs) Whatever. I just go to my toy drawer.
(They kiss.)
So what's in your toy drawer?
D: In what size? I've got just about anything from your sort of your nice average dildoes to your big dildoes and your bumpy dildoes -- and sort of [like this] (illustrates 3-5 inch diameter). What else have I got in my drawer?
S: (Pretends to mishear) Drawers?
D: Well I have two drawers of toys... (then he gets the joke).
S:
You don't wear underwear -- so you don't HAVE drawers in your
drawers!
D: Then there are those ball-stretcher things, although they don't usually get in the drawer, they're kept in the bathhouse bag.
What do you do with them at the bathhouse?
D: Share! (laughs) They're just there for those who aren't into being tops, for other bottoms who want to accommodate or want to be accommodated. Sometimes you go to the baths and all that's there is bottoms -- Bottoms Nights!
S: I'd have a field day!
So Shay, what's in YOUR toy drawer?
S: Well I got a top and a frisbee, or are you talking about OTHER types of toys.
Other types.
S: Well I have a ball-stretcher also, most of what I have I use for my paintings and drawings; I don't really care for them myself.
So you can see what they look like?
S: Yes. I'm not that much into toys as sexual pleasure. At least not the plastic kind.
What's your favorite non-plastic toy?
S: It's a bit of epidermis engorged with some blood and filled with a defined musculature, connected to a very handsome and very personable Canadian guy.
So
taking a good look at both of your dicks, it seems that you're both
circumcised.
D and S, together: Yes.
What are the advantages of being circumcised?
[Long pause]
Especially because in Canada a lot of guys are not circumcised.
D: It goes along with age -- kind of -- there were times when it was the norm and not at other times. Circumcised is the norm for my age group, so I wasn't the different oddball, I conformed throughout school and so on, whereas the ones who were not circumcised were almost traumatized. Now it's just the other way around; everyone goes after skin.
S: I'm not sure there's an advantage or disadvantage to either one; it's a matter of preference.
D: It's hard to say, when you've always been circumcised. I guess it depends on how much skin they took when they were snapping it off. It makes it easier for us to dock with those who are uncircumcised.
S: It's easier to clean; you don't have to stick a brush in and scrub the inside of the skin. (He grins, and touches off another round of deadpan jokes.)
D: That brush sounds like fun!
S: Well we can work something out.
D: A Fuller brush, or what?
S: I'll use the toothbrush!
So Shay, what's the most interesting thing about Daf's dick?
S: I concentrate on Daf [and not his dick] so much I don't know the answer. I guess because it's connected to such a nice guy. It's Daf, not Daf's dick, that I'm drawn to.
So
Daf, what's the most interesting thing about Shay's dick?
D: I like the way his one ball usually hangs lower than the other; it sort of frames nicely.
S: Yours are hanging perfectly even.
D: Well almost.
So Daf's left ball is hanging lower, and Shay's left is lower, too.
S: My left pouch is bigger than my right pouch.
It's usually the bigger one that's below.
What's the most embarrassing thing your dick ever did?
S: Well I guess it would be when I was doing some landscaping, wearing shorts, and when I had to go down to pull some weeds my dick fell out of the leg of my shorts and there was a school next door! And I had a hard time keeping the kids from seeing it and still doing my job.
D: [Shakes his head.] It hasn't done anything embarrassing lately, but in high school it was up whenever it wanted to be, usually just before class changes, and it would be up usually until such time as we all sat down and it didn't matter, so thank goodness for books and clipboards! Lately, anything it does I'm more proud of and not embarrassed by. But that was always the big thing throughout high school.
Do you think your dick was trying to tell you that you're an exhibitionist?
D: Moi?? It could be trying to tell me that. I'll take the label. I have no problem showing it off. If anyone wants to have a look or take a feel, that's OK. I just love being in a bathhouse; as a bottom I just sit there with my legs spread and advertise it all.
But a bottom you'd lie face down, right?
D: Oh heavens no, on my back with my feet in the air or my legs spread wide. Usually they're not in the air long.
So you're attracted to Shay in part because he can top you, right?
D: I guess. It didn't start out that way; it was more of a personality thing.
So what makes a good top?
D: (thinks a long time)
S: A good spin? I'm going into word play again.
D: I'm trying to think... I can usually tell when I've got one... I would say someone who's good and hard and knows where to find those hidden spots inside [my ass]. They just know where they are and if they can't find them I'll point them in the right direction!
Is it better for a top to be well hung or not so well hung?
D: That's never been a real issue for me because basically my motto is, I'm a size queen, and any size'll do!
So Shay, where are Daf's buttons?
S: I don't know.
[To Daf] Does he know where they are?
D: Probably not yet.
S: But I WOULD be willing to learn!
D: We'll get there!
How did you two meet?
S: Actually at the GNI gathering in the Poconos in 1997 (less than a year ago).
At which event?
S: At the cock-casting. (At this event they make plaster casts.)
How did you realize that you were attracted to each other?
D: Hmmmm, probably just a personality thing , just sort of clicked more than anything.
S: (Nods and um hums.)
It's interesting for people to realize that although Daf is a bottom, in this interview he's been taking more initiative than Shea.
S: Just because a person's a bottom doesn't mean that he's a passive person, and Daf is more dominant when it comes to expression, whereas I'm more artistic. He's more social and talks to people more...
D: More social, less inhibited, not a Carolinian.
S: I'm more reserved because I come from a more conservative area [North Carolina].
So
Shay, tell us how dicks feature in your work.
S: Any way I can get them to fit into my work! Generally I like humor, so I can get a dick in an absurd position... You've seen my work: I like stupidity, strangeness, something that will bring a chuckle, but I also do more mainstream stuff, like a figure study, and I also do more homoerotic work.
Such as?
S: Well, some guy getting rimmed by another guy, sexual activity...
As opposed to just a regular nude.
S: Right. to me there's a big difference between a male nude and a homoerotic drawing.
Anything else about dicks that you'd like readers of "Dick of the Week" to know?
S: To be honest I don't really focus on dicks that much, it's more on the person himself.
D: Can't think of anything I want to add. You can identify me as daf, which is my e-mail handle, and use my e-mail address (daf@connection.com).
S: Shay is fine. You can use my PO box (PO Box 1218, Graham NC 27253-1218), just the name Shay, and put up scans of my artwork.
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