Dick of the week: Yes, it's true: everybody's got a dick. And
whether he'll admit it or not, every guy likes to talk about his
dick. Big, small, or average; in great shape or out of order;
tan, brown, reddish, pink, or black; hard or soft; in use or
ignored... "Everybody's Got
One!" ...and
everybody's talking about it.
Our first interview is with Bob, whom we met at a recent nudist gathering in Palm Springs. Bob quickly and proudly earned the nickname of Elephant Man -- and for a reason having nothing to do with the movie of the same name. In fact, during the body-painting contest, Bob's dick was turned into an elephant's trunk, and the resemblance was remarkable. See for yourself (photos coming soon, elsewhere on this site).
After photographing Bob and his appendage, we interviewed him at length, about his length:
What
it's like to have a really, really huge dick.Read the interview below. Look at the photos. Then check back in a week or so to meet a new face, a new interview, a new dick! You'll be glad you did.
Is
it OK if I use your real name on the Internet?
Sure. That's fine.
I'm going to try to ask the same questions to everybody I interview, so please forgive me if some of them sound pretty obvious. Since the name of the feature will be Dick of the Week, first let me ask you the obvious question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?
Soft or hard? Soft, it's about 4 or 5 inches, I'd guess [10 - 12 cm]. Hard, it's 9 and a half [24 cm].
And how big around?
The circumference is 5 and a half [14 cm].
So
when you jerk off, your fingers and thumb can't quite meet, all the
way around?
Barely. (The photo shows he's telling the truth.)
When you grasp your dick with your hand, how much of a gap is left between your thumb and fingers?
(He demonstrates; it's about half an inch.)
So what's the nicest thing about having a big dick?
All the compliments I get -- at these [nudist] Gatherings, at least. The nice thing about is that if I go out without underwear on and I want to trick, I can go out and get laid. If I wear underwear, I often don't come home with anybody. At least in San Francisco [where I live], everyone is looking for a big dick.
So when you're not wearing underwear, what kind of pants do you wear?
Levi 501s.
How tight?
Fairly tight. Enough so that a very good outline of my dick shows through.
Does
it hang down along the right or along the left leg?
It goes down to the left.
And you wear your piercing [a "Prince Albert"] when you go out?
Yes.
How does that affect the appearance through the pants?
Occasionally you'll see the balls (of the piercing) through the pants.
May I inspect your natural balls?
Yes.
(I feel them). They're pretty big.
Yeah, but they're cold now.
So what's the worst thing about having a big dick?
Having people come on to you that you would prefer not to. I've never really had any problem with it, though.
How do you handle that?
As gracefully as possible without being insulting. When you've walked away for the third time, you'd think they'd get the hint.
A
lot of people who criticize the gay world say that it's obsessed with
sex and with body parts, and doesn't pay enough attention to
somebody's personality or character -- other stuff like that.
[And that the porno can dehumanize the person by cutting off his
face.] What do you think?
I think that's very true.
Tell me more.
Especially having a big dick, there's more to me that just having a big dick, there's personality there too -- a personality, a warm heart, and somebody who wants to be cuddled and not just someone to get off with and then go home. I'm a really nice guy once they get to know me.
Well, you seem to be. I haven't heard any complaints!
Thank you.
So what would an evening of sexual and romantic entertainment with Bob be like?
Cuddling, snuggling, cocksucking, fucking, I'm very versatile in being top or bottom, I've always said it takes a good top to be a good bottom. But anal sex isn't all there is.
If someone you found attractive came up to you in a bar when you were in one of your cruisy moods, what would be the best line they could use to pick you up?
[A listener jumps in]: "Big dick wanted!"
That's the one one that would probably turn me off the most. I'm fine with size queens [men attracted to big dicks], but when they come on to me and the first reference they make to me is my dick, and they don't even want to get to know me any other way, then that's usually the way they can turn me off the most.
[Another listener, Mr. X]: (amusingly, joking tone of voice) I have no pity for you, little boy, you are so deprived and so picked on! How would you like to have a small dick and have people walk past you because your dick is too small? I love to sit next to a tall guy on an airplane, all scrunched up in his seat and uncomfortable. I'm a small guy, and I slouch down, spread out, and relax!
So back to the original question --- what SHOULD people say to pick you up?
Just a good old "Hi, how are you?" is sufficient -- "What's your name?"
Mr. X: (still joking) Hi, how are you?
Get to know at least my name before you start talking about my dick.
Mr. X: (still joking) Hi, what's your name?
How
long should one wait before asking that question?
That depends on how many cocktails I've had. Two is usually too many.
Mr. X: Have you ever been sexually with a guy bigger than you?
Yes.
Did you like that or did you...?
It was interesting. He was into pumping; he actually owns one of the pump companies in San Francisco. My first experience with him was in a bar, a friend of mine introduced me to him. He was wearing one of these shipfitter's toggle bolts as a cockring, and my friend said, here -- feel this. And all I could feel was metal and flesh, and then he whipped it out. He had somewhere around 14 inches. Soft, it was about 10.
Did you like that he was bigger than you?
He had pumped quite a bit, so it was pretty fleshy, but even when it wasn't pumped it was pretty impressive.
Only once in your life?
No, once a Burbank friend was up visiting me and we had a three-way: me, him, and another Bob from SF. All three of us were Bobs! The one that we went home with.... it turned out there were more than 30 inches of dick in bed that night!
Mr. X: Drop a zero (from the 30) and you'll get me (3)! (Jokingly) Why didn't you call me? I would have been there in a minute!
This was back a few years ago, before they had videos.
Mr.
X: Have you ever been asked to be in a video?
I've been in two.
What are their names?
The first one was "Club Mandom -- A foreskin fantasy" and the other one was (asks his friend James because he's forgotten the name) "Cum Plete and Uncut". James made the movie.
Is James your boyfriend?
No.
Mr. X: You want to hear my #1 fantasy? To have sex with a guy with an enormous cock and one with a small cock. I've been with a guy with a dick as big as my thumb.
I've never really been a size queen, and I think it's mainly because of how large I am. I don't perceive myself as big as other people do.
Mr. X: Maybe because you've had it all your life.
Well, look at that guy Ben who just walked away [from us]; I think HE's got a big dick.
Mr. X: What's unusual about me is small cocks and large cocks. I love to be with the two extremes at the same time, one of each. I wish there was some videos like that, I would find that very intriguing. I suggested to a gay naturist group that they have a big dick contest and a little dick contest at their gathering, and at the end have the two winners up on stage at the same time. I don't know how many would enter the small dick contest!
So do you get fan mail from your films?
No.
Why not?
Because I'm only known as a stage name.
James (the director): Yeah, of course he gets fan mail!
Where are they [the letters]?
James: Well, I don't keep them in a scrapbook, so I'm not sure I recall. Mostly they ask if that's real. Or, "did you use a pump?"
So
how did it feel to get your PA (Prince Albert piercing)?
The actual piercing was fairly painless. The stretching, later on, to get a larger ring into the channel was a little more painful, but that's a pain you control yourself, so it's a bit easier to take. The actual moment of piercing was basically a HUH! and the ring was in. [At the HUH! he jumps a bit to suggest sudden, intense, but very brief pain.] A friend was holding my hand; the following weekend he made an appointment for the same thing and I had to go hold his hand!
So how the PA affect the way your dick works?
It doesn't. It's just body jewelry. I don't use it for sex. The weight on it feels good when I'm walking around naked at one of these nudist functions.
Mr. X: You wear it 24 hours a day?
Yes, 24 a day. It feels good when you get an erection. It's great for masturbating. The ring adds extra sensitivity to the head.
Mr. X: I can't believe you ever have to masturbate. People are standing in line!
Not 7 days a week they aren't. I should be so lucky!
Mr. X: After this interview appears there will be a long line around the corner and down the alley!
I only live about 6 blocks from the Eagle in SF.
Have
you had many guys offer you money to have sex?
No, I've never been into that. I wouldn't feel that I could perform.
Mr. X: (Joking again) If the price was high enough?
I've had people offer it to me once and I turned it down.
Mr. X: I've heard [pornstar] has been offered enormous sums, 10,000 dollars.
Al Parker [a different pornstar] was a good friend of mine before he died. Drew was one of the sweetest, nicest guys you could ever meet in your life. He did so much for the gay community, fundraising, and so on. He was a real person, as well known as he was, and people would go gaga over him, and he was great sex, too. But when he was out in public, people would come up and say the strangest things to him. We were at the Eagle one afternoon and someone says something like "I've been wanting to say something to you for YEARS, oh I can't get up the courage to ask it." Oh go ahead, Drew said. He replied, "I want to suck your dick!" And Drew just turned around and said well thank you very much but I'm with someone today! He was really into uncut guys. Do you know how much he paid to have his foreskin restored? 15 grand!
Another bystander (Mr. Y): I got the impression he wasn't a really tall guy.
He was about your height (5-5 or so). Drew just loved to get docked, and I love to dock.
Mr. X: Have you met Ken Ryder?
He's really hot. I'd LOVE to meet Ken Ryder. He has a huge uncut dick.
Mr. Y: He was a Colt model at one point.
I've never been turned on by [first pornstar]. You watch his movies and you can only listen to "tighten that ass" so often, right? What's he doing, fucking the BART tunnel? I've watched a couple of his bisexual movies; they're OK.
Tell me more about docking. First define it because some of the guys reading this won't know what it is.
Docking is when someone who has an uncut dick pulls their foreskin over someone who's circumcised, and then proceeds to masturbate them underneath their foreskin. So it's like fucking another man's dick, to the person who's being docked.
So it helps if the guy with the foreskin has a long foreskin, right?
Well, if you have a large cock the docker -- the uncut guy -- needs to have a fairly good-sized foreskin in order to accommodate you. I've been able to accommodate almost 6 inches of dick inside my foreskin.
Can two UNcut guys dock?
Yes they can. It can be a very hot sensation. I've done it once with another man who had a large foreskin also and a large dick, and we both climaxed at the same time inside each others' foreskins, and it was really, really hot -- an incredible sensation. He pulled his foreskin over the head of my dick, and I pulled my foreskin over the head of his, so we had two layers of foreskin between the heads of our dicks.
You used lube?
It was all self-lube, precum. A little saliva, maybe.
Now this afternoon during the Bodypainting contest your groin was painted up to make your dick into an elephant's trunk, and one guy here calls you Elephant man. Some people might wonder if this kind of thing bothers you. Does it?
No, in a situation like this it's all done in fun, and I have a big dick but it's a natural-looking uncut dick, not one that's been put into a plastic tube and pumped up, and I don't hear any complaints about it! (He laughs) Except for one guy who was a little rude so I just ran away from him.
What did he say?
Oh, we were in the pool near the bar, and he came over and we talked for quite awhile, and he said "I just realized that you're Elephant Man, and I have a problem with that," and I didn't understand what the problem was, but he quit talking to me and I decided I didn't need to be insulted like this so I just swam away.
I think you mentioned that in your family, the men having big dicks is probably genetic.
It's standard equipment.
Tell me more.
My older brother, according to his wife, tells me he's larger than most men. My younger brother, his wife has never said anything, but I can imagine that if he takes after us he's equally as large. I haven't seen them [hard] myself. Having not seen them hard I'd guess that soft they were about 6 inches, and I understand from my nephew's ex-fiancée that he's larger than average, so he's inherited that trait from my brother, also.
How about your father?
My father was quite large. We used to swim naked. Mom and dad were very open around the house and would walk around nude from time to time; there was never any problem with nudity around the house at all.
What's the most painful thing you like to have done to your dick?
I'm really not into pain. Maybe a nice, slight tug on my Prince Albert; the person knows where the threshold has to be.
What's the softest, sweetest thing you like to have done to your dick?
I love to have my dick sucked, jacked off, I love fucking someone, I love somebody just snuggling their mouth up to my balls and just sucking on them, licking around the head of my dick after pulling the foreskin back. I like all of that done without the PA in my dick.
It hurts with the PA in?
I just feel more comfortable knowing that I'm not going to hurt them (with the PA). I'd hate to chip a tooth or knock out a filling with it.
Has your dick ever been injured?
No.
Which is easier to get hard, a small dick or a big dick?
I don't really have an opinion on that. I've had small dicks which are difficult to get up and large ones, too. It depends on the person, I think.
I imagine that every now and then someone gets a look at your dick and says, no, that's never gonna go up inside me! Have you had trouble getting into some guys' asses which are too tight?
Oh, yes! Recently someone said he hadn't been fucked for two years, but he was really, really horny because he and his lover had been having problems and hadn't had sex in 3 months so he came over and it was difficult getting my dick up his ass, but we managed to do it and he said that he and his lover had never had sex like that. When I had sex I aim to please; I don't like them going away unhappy!
What's the best way you've found to get a big dick hard and to keep it hard?
Usually a cockring is sufficient in keeping my dick hard.
Anything else?
I think we've done a pretty thorough interview here.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
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Bob's photos.
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