Dick of the week: Yes, it's true: everybody's got a dick. And
whether he'll admit it or not, every guy likes to talk about his
dick. Big, small, or average; in great shape or out of order;
tan, brown, reddish, pink, or black; hard or soft; in use or
ignored... Everybody's Got
One! ...and
everybody's talking about it.
BillyBob's tattooed body and dick were definitely popular among the photographers.
Our second interview is with BillyBob, whom we met at a recent nudist gathering in Palm Springs. He comes from a small town in Utah, and speaks with an accent. Read his interview below. Look at the photos. Then check back in a week or so to meet a new face, a new interview, a new dick!
What's the nicest thing about having a big dick?
I don't think it's big!
How big is it?
I don't know.
You must have measured it once or twice?!
1990.
So how long was it then?
I don't remember.
Well, ABOUT how long is it?
I don't know!
[I'm
getting frustrated, because everyone at the Gathering knows that
BillyBob has a big dick. So I ask...] Can I pull on
it?
OK.
(I do. Stretched, it's at least 6 inches.)
But it's very thick. How thick is it when it's hard?
I almost got it hard all the way today, but it just didn't want to go that way.
When you jerk off, can you touch your thumb to your fingers going around the outside?
Nooooo. [BillyBob sometimes talks with a tone of voice that makes you want to hug him and pet him like a puppy dog. That's the tone he used here.]
So when you grip your dick when it's hard, how much space is there?
Just a little bit.
Now the other thing people notice about you immediately when you're naked is that you have a lot of tattoos -- including on your beautiful dick. What's the first question most people ask you?
They ask, "What made you get tattooed in the first place?"
And
the answer is?
Back in 1989, watching MTV, I had a major crush on Jon Bon Jovi, the musician. Well I noticed he had a Superman emblem on his shoulder, so one day I decided to make the trip from [city omitted], Utah, to Salt Lake, which is over 25 miles south. I was traveling up State Street and I noticed [XXX] Tattoos. I walked in, and asked if he had any Superman pattern. And the artist said, no, but he told me to go and get a comic book and he can make a pattern from that. So I did. It took him a little while to make the pattern and once it was perfect, he asked me if I liked it. I said yes. So he told me to get into the chair. He explained to me what it would be like to get a tattoo. He said it would be like getting a cat scratch from a tiger! So I said go for it. Doing the outline is a little more painful than the coloring it in because the outlining is a single needle, so he started to proceed. And after awhile it was finished. He told me how to take care of it, so I paid him and said thank you. (He laughs)
Why are you laughing?
I've never been interviewed before!
That's OK! So what's the next question most people ask?
"Why so many?" I say it's like eating a bag of Lay's potato chips: you just can't have just one!
So what appealed to you about the process?
Well, now me and Bon Jovi had something in common -- the tattoo. When I got home, I didn't even tell my mother what I had done.
How old were you?
30.
You were still living with your mother.
Yes (depression in his voice). A few weeks later, I was back in Salt Lake, getting my second.
Which was?
My school mascot, a caveman, on my right shoulder.
[I point to his chest and belly, pointing out his biggest tattoo.)You've got a HUGE Mickey/Minnie Mouse tattoo...
No, it's Mickey/MICKEY Mouse!
Oh, I didn't even notice that! Yikes! (I check his chest to be sure; of course he's right. I hadn't looked carefully; I just assumed that anything Disney would be heterosexual imagery.) OK, so you've got a HUGE Mickey/MICKEY Mouse tattoo. When did you get that one?
Well, a few months later I was back in Salt Lake; I noticed that [XXX] Tattoos had a poster advertising a tattoo convention in Garden Grove, California, which is next to Anaheim (home of Disneyland). Since I had liked Mickey since I was 12, we decided we should do something special. I don't remember how old Mickey's birthday was at the time, but Disney incorporated this design (with two male mice dancing with each other) in all their merchandise.
So
in general it was a Mickey Mouse's birthday celebration.
What the tattoo is, it is Steamboat Willie, the first Mickey Mouse, in black and white, shaking hands with a modern Mickey in color.
So even the original graphic you worked from was not Mickey and Minnie?
Correct.
[I'm still amazed that Disney would put out something that was not instantly recognized as heterosexual, but I move on.]
Now I'm sure someone has asked you about your dick. Why did you get IT tattooed?
Well originally I didn't plan on doing it because the owner charges a $100 "handling fee" plus his regular $75 an hour for work on the penis.
You decided it was worth it?
No, he told me since I was such a nice person and I spent a lot of time there, he would be happy to do it for $75, period. The problem would be, I would have to wait until after he closed his store, and living so far away, that would be kind of hard for me. The owner didn't feel like doing it during regular hours, because he would have to stop and check all tattoos that go through the front door (for quality control). Would you want to pay someone lots of money to put something permanently on your body and not have it checked by the best?
I see.
And if he thinks that the color wasn't bright enough, they would do more. And it would be difficult to do a penis when he has to stop so much. Usually he keeps his door open and can check while he's doing his own tattoos. I told him, "I don't care if someone sees my dick" -- but he did.
So how does it feel to have a tiger put a cat-scratch on your dick???
I was so tired I just laid back in the chair and didn't even care. He started with the outline and then the black stripes first. Then he said, you want some more? And I said "no". So after healing was complete, I went back to see if he would do some more. We did the underside first. We did a tiger walking through water, and it IS the entire length of my dick. The second one is much smaller, and is surrounded by flames. But I never went back to get the coloring.
So did you have to stay hard the whole time?
No. I would have to get hard to see how big my dick was to make the pattern. Once the pattern was finished, I had to get hard again so I could put it on. Then it was soft the rest of the way.
So once the pattern is inked on the skin of your dick, it can actually be tattooed into your skin when it's soft.
Correct.
You also told me that you had been circumcised as an infant and have been getting your foreskin back.
Correct. Well, while I was in Salt Lake in 1989, I discovered adult magazines. The county I live in used to sell Playboy and Playgirl, but too many parents complained. So when I saw so many (in Salt Lake), after I had got my Superman tattoo, I went back to explore them. There was one magazine that piqued my interest -- a magazine called Uncut -- The Natural Man. So I bought one, and discovered that [even circumcised] men want their skins back, also. It seems there are different methods. In the back of the magazine there was an ad for a book called "Restoring your birthright: The methods of uncircumcizing". It seems that a man with a Ph.D. degree had nothing better to do with his time than to find out why men are fascinated with skins! So I ordered the book, but did nothing with it until 1993. I wish I had started earlier.
How did you get into nudism?
Back in the early spring of 1993, I was watching Geraldo and he was at a naturist [nudist] resort in California. At the end of the program, he gave a phone number and address. [I called to find a naturist resort in Utah, and phoned them.] Well it seems that the Utah group decided my tattoos would offend people, so I couldn't go there.
Then I noticed that there was a notice for a SIG (Special Interest Group) for gay men who were nudists. The guy's name was Jim Lewis, in Atlanta, Georgia. I wrote to him and he wrote back, mentioning a gathering in the Poconos in Pennsylvania in August. I could not believe there are other gay man who wanted to be nude. So I saved up my pennies and told my mother I was going on a vacation. But I didn't tell her where I was going. When I got there, I could not believe my eyes! (He smiles.) There were HUNDREDS of men walking around naked. Well, I found my cabin and there were at least 3 men who were uncut in it. One lived in Canada, the other moved from Canada as a child and lives in Connecticut. I don't remember who the third one was.
So if you wanted to help out that PhD some time, what would tell him is the answer: Why do men want their foreskins back?
Well
according to the book, there is a deep feeling of loss like the
parents were brainwashed by a bunch of doctors who decided they could
make lots of money in chopping off a little piece of skin. But seeing
these men made me realize that they could be happy being left the way
they were born. So when I returned to Utah, I started one of the
methods. And it seems to be working. (Indeed, BillyBob looks uncut.)
What I don't understand is how [everybody knows that] women
spend countless of millions of dollars for hygiene products, but a
father [supposedly] cannot teach his son to pull back his
skin and clean underneath it each day! I've discovered that there are
many nations that have no problems with their skins. So why can't a
country with so many new medical procedures today change hundreds of
years of circumcision?
So when you first saw that magazine, why did the foreskins look attractive?
Well, I had something that God gave to me and because one day God got bored, he told a prophet of his to start chopping the foreskin off. I'd been told in church that Adam and all his descendants up to this prophecy had their foreskins. So since the Bible says so, people won't change, no matter what people screamed at them. The doctor didn't ask ME if I wanted to be circumcised, so what gave him permission to do such a terrible thing to a newborn baby?
Is your father circumcised?
I don't know.
Why not?
Because my mother married a much older man, and he didn't show me his penis. People asked me, your father didn't teach you how to pee in the toilet? And I said, I guess not. Does that even make sense?
(I say yes.)
How old were you the first time you ever saw an uncut dick?
1989 -- in that magazine.
Had you seen dicks before, like in a locker room?
NO (he sounds annoyed). Oh, you mean like Junior High? Yes, but they were all cut.
How did you learn about what circumcision is, if you never saw it in the locker room?
Well, I guess reading the Bible growing up, and the Bible mentions that all males should be circumcised so many days after they are born to be followers of God.
So someone explained it to you at that time?
No, you see Mormons don't like to speak about things like that. It went back to the magazine I had purchased.
So when did you read about circumcision in the bible for the first time?
As a Sunday-school-aged kid, about 8 years old.
How did you understand the word "circumcision" at that time?
I didn't! It just went in one ear and out the other. It was just like any scripture in the Bible -- how many people really understand the scriptures?
So when you saw that magazine, something clicked, and you suddenly understood what circumcision was?
Correct.
So what's the biggest DISadvantage of having a big dick? [Editor's note: See how BillyBob no longer denies that he has a big one.]
I don't think there is one! I've been playing with it since Junior High, and it seems it got bigger over the years. Plus, having a 22-ounce weight taped to your foreskin seems to lengthen the skin as much as the muscles in one's dick.
[Editor's note: Kids -- don't try this at home! It may have lengthened his dick in its flaccid state, but it probably did not lengthen its real length when hard.]
And what's the biggest advantage?
Since I came to Palm Springs, in the fall of 1997, it seems lots of people like it as well. You see, living in Mormon country, I haven't had a lot of people seeing my dick. The last time so many people saw it was in 1993, when I went to GNI for the first time. I wanted to return to GNI in 1994, but only was able to stay the first 3 days. From then I lived behind a closed door. I would go to work in the morning, come home, check on my mother, go into my room, and if I feel like it, start growing my skin. If not, I allowed my mother to watch TV on my big TV.
Then last year my sister decided she didn't want to wait until my mother died to sell our family home. Back in 1979, my father decided to leave the home in the four names of his younger children. Too bad my sister was the first to be born, because if I was the first, I would still be in [my home town], living a very boring life! My sister bullied the three to sell the house. I had a friend who was a lawyer and I asked him what I could do to stop her. But since she was the oldest, she could do such an evil thing to her own mother. So she put the house on the market and within a few weeks my home was gone. My mother was married before, and had a daughter, which we moved my mother in with her in a trailer in [Utah town]. So my sister wanted me to buy a trailer of my own with my money and continue my life. Well, the day came to sign the papers. I was not very happy that my family could do that. So Monday morning I decided to leave Utah.
I first decided to go to Florida, but that didn't work out. I have a friend, Gus, in Nebraska whom I've been friends with for 5 years, who happens to be uncut. I knew my friend would be attending GNI, so I went to Key West, Florida, until he returned home from GNI (last year, 1997). So I called Gus and he was home, and said I could come visit him. I stayed with him for a month (September). Then Naked Magazine advertised a naked weekend at a resort in Palm Springs. Well, I got there, but there was no Naked Magazine. So I wondered if I should go back to Utah? I decided, No Way! The manager of the resort was kind enough to help find me a place to live. A studio apartment for $385 per month, including lights, water, and heat. I go, "great!". The month of October I was going to Warm Sands to nude sunbathe. The first of November, [Club C] decided to sell passes, which was good, because I couldn't afford the $10 a day fee. So when I found out that [Club C] decided to sell passes, I bought one, and I've been going there practically every day, and I am very glad I decided to buy that pass, because I have seen so many men that I cannot fully... [he trails off]
[Club C] has places where you could go to and end up doing fun things with men. And being from Utah, I was shocked that those things can take place there. Then GNI sent out a notice that Palm Springs was going to have a 4-day event for $170, and I decided I was not going to miss that, because every man who attends must be totally nude, not like the clothing-optional place like [Club C].
OK, let's get back to the foreskin thing. You heard about circumcision from reading the Bible, but you didn't understand what it was until you saw uncircumcised dicks in the magazine.
Correct.
I think that's remarkable! It's certainly not what most Mormons think will result from reading the scriptures, right?
Correct.
So why was this new kind of dick so attractive to you that you wanted one like it yourself?
Well, according to the Uncircumcise book, it seems that people have a remembrance of their foreskin, but it's so depressed in their memory that no one realizes it until a much later date.
What
gave you the idea of getting your dick tattooed?
Well, the tattoo artist knew I was gay, and he thought it would be hilarious. I would have moving pictures on my dick when I masturbate!
Was he gay?
No comment.
And obviously, you liked the idea?
At first I asked, did I really want it done? But after awhile, the thought to have it done grew.
Was it sexually exciting to think about it?
Maybe.
Does it excite you sexually now, that you have a tattooed dick?
In a way. You see, the tattoo artist was the only person that actually had the opportunity to play with it while he was moving it in different positions to do the actual tattoo. Since I started living at home, the tattoo artist was the only other person in many years to actually see and touch it.
If I had a crystal ball, and I could have seen into the future, I wouldn't have had the upper tiger done.
Why not?
Because I would have been able to be nude with straight men back, way back, rather than having to wait till 1993 with a bunch of gay men. Does that even make any sense? You see, I contacted the Utah naturist society to see about joining, but when I told them about my tigers, I got immediately, "no".
Do most guys who are interested in you sexually get more turned on or less turned on when they discover your tigers?
Actually, they don't care. They just care about how big it is. They come up to me and they say, "Did it hurt?" And I go, "Somewhat." Then the big question, "What do they become when they get hard, and can I see?" I go, "Sure, but you would have to help me get hard." And they say, "No problem!" The next thing I know they are sucking on my dick. After a few moments, they thank me and they leave. Bummer! Because I would actually like someone to actually to suck on me more than just a few lousy moments to make them happy.
You mentioned that you had to get hard twice for the tattoo artist, although during the tattoo process itself you were soft. How did you get hard those two times?
Just stroking my dick, like any normal person would do.
I want to thank you very much for contributing your interview!
I hope I didn't give too much information. You think someone wants to read all THAT?
Some people will, I'll bet! Thanks again.
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