Dick of the week:

Derek used to have long hair. For some guys that makes him irresistible, but somehow it kept me from noticing him. A year later he went with the short-hair look, and I heard a bit about where his foreskin came from. I've been unable to take my eyes off him since.

And then I found out that he's a midlevel computer executive in a nationally-known company. And then I found out that he's really smart. And then.... Well, read for yourself!

Let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

I don't know exactly -- 7.75 inches. That makes it sound good without being semi-braggish, doesn't it?

How big around?

Same. I am symmetrical, I know that!

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yeah.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Barely. Middle finger.

Do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

Yes. [He laughs.] Sometimes people who would possibly be a bottom for you -- once they realize what they're getting involved with, realize that they can't actually do it.

Which do you prefer: a big dick or a small dick?

Hmmm... I would say big.

Why?

More to play with.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

I would say probably 11 or 12 inches.

The smallest?

Probably 4 or 5.

The big one was too much to do much of anything with. And the small one wasn't quite enough to do a lot with. So the truth of the matter is, medium size is better! [He laughs.]

Tell me about those two guys.

The larger guy was just some bartender I met somewhere and it wasn't a very pleasant scene -- so we won't talk about that one. And the smaller guy was really really hot and a lot of fun, no matter what size he was.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

I've never noticed much difference.

What's your favorite way of using your dick?

[He frowns, then laughs.] For everything! From mowing the lawn to fixing breakfast in the kitchen!

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

I would say possibly. I'd hate to think they were so shallow, though! [He laughs.]

How does that make you feel?

Good in some ways, and sometimes I just think it's a little strange that all they're after is just that. There is a person attached to the dick.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

I couldn't say.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

Like 8.

How did you find that out?

Skinny-dipping with my friends.

How often did you skinny-dip?

Whenever we went camping, very often we were out horseback riding -- and we'd leave the horses up on shore and go skinny-dip.

Where did you grow up?

Rural central Florida.

Growing up, about how many times did you skinny-dip?

Dozens. Every chance me and my friends got!

Did you tend to instigate it?

[He thinks quite a bit.] I pretended to try to stop it. I felt I was being the good boy, trying to keep everyone from going skinny-dipping. So I guess I instigated it by putting up a fight. That made it even more of a challenge for them.

What other opportunities for nudity or showing off your dick did you have growing up?

Locker rooms, the gym, athletic teams, more locker rooms and changing clothes, and four years of boarding school shower room!

Where did you board?

Central Florida.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

By trying to impress me by being a name dropper.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

For him the best line would be "I can think of a couple ways we could use that!" Because versatility is really important. I consider myself more of a top. However, I'm not interested in guys that just want to be bottoms.

Why not?

Because there's so many other things you can do besides just be top or bottom.

What would be the worst line?

There probably IS no worst line! Once you get down that low it doesn't matter.

Are you cut or uncut?

I was circumcised at birth. However, I'm doing everything I can to reverse that.

So you are restoring your foreskin.

Yes.

Why did you decide to do the restoration process?

Because I'm first generation American Swedish, which also means I'm first generation circumcised. First and foremost I feel it's because of my nationality. Secondly, it feels better.

So your father is uncut?

Yes.

Do you know why you were circumcised?

I can only assume because that was quote unquote "the way it was done in the United States."

Fill me in a little bit more -- why is this a Swedish thing?

Because I don't have a lot of ties back to my natural heritage, I don't speak the language, I'm not well connected with a lot of those relatives, but I consider that to be part of my heritage. Circumcision is not considered necessary evil in Sweden.

Have you visited Sweden?

Nope.

So why do you feel this tie to Sweden?

Just the heritage of the family that's over here.

I understand that there are different ways to restore a foreskin. What method do you use?

The T-tape method. It's called that because it looks like a capital T when you first put the tape together.

Tell me what it involves.

It's a taping method that tapes around the circumference of the dick that, when pulled down over the head, pulls down what would be the beginnings of a foreskin. It's then attached to elastic fabric to put a nice even tension and keep the skin pulled down for long periods of time.

Why did you choose that method?

I tried a lot of the other ones and this one had the best effect and was the least aggravating to wear.

I've seen your results, and I've seen the results on a guy who used what I think is a simpler method, and yours looks much more realistic.

The way that the tape works it actually helps to taper the skin over the head of the dick rather than just having a sleeve of skin that hangs over the end.

That was exactly the difference I saw.

Actually they can fix that, but they need to start doing something to pull the skin in.

Which do you prefer in other men, cut or uncut?

I still like both. Again, the versatility issue comes in.

I don't understand. How?

Different things: some cocks look nice cut, some are nice uncut.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

Nice veins -- the ones that stand out. I like pretty well shaved or clipped pubic hair, and I like the balls to hang nice and heavy.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

That's an awfully hard question for an owner of a dick to answer.

Nevertheless...?

According to popular belief, I would say very likely! [He laughs.]

Do you think you liked foreskins before you started the restoration process?

Oh yeah. I don't think that it suddenly made it look pretty.

Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?

Um hum. He keeps it well clipped and shaved, it's got nice veins, and his balls hang nice and heavy! [He chuckles.]

What does your boyfriend like about yours?

Probably the same. But he's also getting a chance now to enjoy playing with he foreskin. He is cut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Yes he did.

How big?

I wouldn't know for sure exactly. I would see it while out camping and seeing him skinny-dipping.

Does your dick have a name?

No! [He laughs.]

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

Nope.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Depends upon if I'm stretching the foreskin or not.

If yes, then no underwear?

Or boxer shorts.

Boxers or briefs?

Boxers when you're stretching and briefs when I'm not. That's part of the shaping and contouring of the foreskin.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

[He thinks.] I think it hangs to the right.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that interval is 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

As many as possible!

How come?

Because I like to show off my dick and I like other guys to show theirs off, too. If you're showing yours off then they're more likely to show theirs off. It's monkey see, monkey do.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

[He laughs.] Absolutely not!

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

This morning.

When will be the next time?

Probably tonight unless my boyfriend falls asleep before we're finished [with this interview]. Generally we see each other naked every night.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Several times a day. Remember I went to boarding school, and I made sure I showered twice a day, not to mention gym! [He laughs.]

Girls?

Very few.

How'd it happen?

By accident and a few times of girls wanting to go further than I did on dates.

Give me an example of an accident.

Sister's friend walking in on you when you're getting changed from the lake or whatever.

How old were you when you learned that some people think you can't swim without a suit?

Probably very young, I would say 5 or 6.

And in college, how often did guys see your dick?

I'd say once or twice a day. Once in the dorm or frat house getting ready for school, and then once a day at track and cross country practice.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

Not enough! Let's see... maybe 4 or 6.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Yes. I'm trying to think... While wrestling with one of my dorm mates my junior year in high school. We used to do that all the time, and inadvertently I got hard.

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

He sure did! He was really freaked out. I think he kind of he ran out of the room teasing me, but not angry -- just having fun. That made me think that he didn't mind it that bad.

How did he notice?

We weren't wearing much. I'm a pretty slight [thin] guy, I'm 6 feet tall and I weighed about 125 pounds back then, and there wasn't much place to hide my dick!

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

Just regular underhand. Fingers underneath, thumb on top.

What motion do you use?

Fairly slow, smooth, long stroke, not little jerky strokes.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

I thought that I had killed myself or hurt myself because the orgasm was just so fierce.

What was the context?

Jerking off before bed one night -- actually, playing with myself before I went to bed one night and it felt better than usual and then all of a sudden I came and I really thought I'd hurt myself, because it "hurt so good"!

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

God I had such an open childhood... we did all kinds of naked stuff, we'd pull our dicks out all the time.

What does your dick do when you dance naked?

You've seen it -- you tell me! It flops around, it bounces around.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Sure! It makes it feel better.

What do you like the most about your dick?

That I was born with one of these and not a vagina! [He laughs.] Is that a gross answer? Is it going to ruin your website?

What do you like the most about having a dick?

Being able to stick it in things! [He laughs.]

What do you like the most about having a BIG dick?

Being able to stick it in things and having it be real tight! [He laughs.] Sorry!

What do you like the least about your dick?

[He grumbles.] Probably that it was circumcised.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

The fact that regular underwear and bathing suits very often can't accommodate me.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Yes. [He pauses a long time, thinking.] Yes.

Tell me about that.

It got me in trouble, but then the guy I was fooling around with turned into my husband for the past 13 and a half years, so there's a happy ending to that trouble!

I was dating somebody else for almost 2 years, and it was fairly serious -- not living together, but fairly serious. I met my husband as a friend first, and after a couple of weeks of being friends we ended up sleeping together. Long story short: I had to tell the boyfriend what I had done and decided that I wanted to be with somebody else. So it turned out to be kind of a divining rod [he laughs] -- it helped me pick my mate.

Anything else you'd like to add about dicks in general or yours in particular?

Other than the fact that dicks are great? No.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome!

Let me see Derek's photos.

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