Dick of the week:

Carlos is a leather nudist I met last spring. We were raising money for the Naturist Action Committee, and I volunteered to donate money in proportion to the number of guys at the gay naked gathering who volunteered to be 'Dicks of the Week' for this site. Carlos was one of them -- and it was a good thing, too! He has a wonderful dick, and he's a wonderful guy.

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

10 inches.

How big around?

Oh, never thought of that. [He shows me by making a circle with his hand.]

So when you jerk off, your fingers don't quite touch?

No.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

Yes.

How often?

I'd say 5 out of 10.

That's a lot!

Yeah. My partner has to loosen up a new person, and then I can do it -- otherwise they just say "no way".

How big is your partner's?

Eight.

How thick?

[Again, he shows me with his hand; it's almost the same.]

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

I would say medium.

Why?

It's more manageable.

For what?

Sucking. Insertion. [He smiles and laughs.]

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Oh my god, the biggest... I would say a 12 inch cock.

The smallest?

[He holds up his pinkie finger.] Half of that [two digits]. I threw him out of the car.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

With the big guy I had to go like this [he holds his hands in a circle, none of the fingers touching], and that wasn't enough. I met him at a bar and we became friends and he was one of my infatuations in my early years. I did suck it, but I could only suck the head; I couldn't even get the dick in my mouth completely. I was thinking of having him fuck me, but after I thought about the pain I said, well maybe if I drank a lot, I could accept this dick. But it never worked out; we never went that far. But I still enjoyed playing with it -- manhandling it.

The small guy I met in Puerto Rico coming back from a disco club. He was asking for a lift and I gave him one and we started talking. I asked him if he wanted to mess around, and he said OK, so I started playing with his dick. I thought it would grow more than it did. It was the tiniest dick that I ever had in my life, so I thought, "I have to get out of this situation." So I said, "Oh wow -- my brother is following me. If he catches us he'll beat the shit out of us! You'd better get out of the car and start running because if he catches you he'll beat you up."

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

I would say a a small one.

How come?

With a big dick the blood takes time to rush through the whole dick.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

In a white man's mouth. I love white men. I like the contrast of the white and my dark skin.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

I really don't know! It goes everywhere it likes to.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

Having somebody blowing on it.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Every time I have sex.

When guys come on to you just because you have a big dick, how does that make you feel?

Sometimes it gets annoying. I prefer they come to me because of me, not because of my dick.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

Out of ten times, I'd say 4 out of 10.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

Oh God... When I was a teenager, let's say 16. When I was having sex with other people -- other guys.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

That they're drunk and they start trying to manhandle me.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

Let's see... [He thinks.] I would say talking... that we talk about something that we have in common.

What would be the worst line?

To ask me the size of my dick.

Are you cut or uncut?

Uncut.

Which do you prefer in other men?

I prefer uncut. I like the taste, and I like to see the skin move up and down, and they're just beautiful to look at.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

That's a hard one... I think all cocks are beautiful, but uncut cocks are the most beautiful of them all. They turn me on. I just see an uncut cock and I get turned on.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Yes.

Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?

Yes. He's uncut.

What does your boyfriend like about yours?

[He smiles.] He likes my whole dick, he finds it beautiful. He is the one who in actuality told me how beautiful my dick is. He loves to suck on it; he really glorifies it.

Is your father cut or uncut?

Uncut.

Does your father have a big dick?

Yes he does -- a beautiful dick, too.

How big?

I would say his is about 10 and a half.

Does your dick have a name?

No.

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

No.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the left.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

I believe I move it to the left.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

I wear boxer shorts. I love boxer shorts. I love having my dick show.

How do boxers help your dick show?

They let it lay on the left, where it's more noticeable by both women and men. Their eyes just drop to my crotch -- even at work. I work for a community action agency.

So does it stick out the bottom of the boxers?

When I have a hardon, yes.

How often do you have a hardon?

Every day -- I would say semi-hard at least.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

I don't take a shower, so I'm not completely naked. But I wear a jockstrap and gym shorts, and if it pops out it pops out.

How often does it pop out?

It just protrudes, it doesn't really pop out. When they see me walking they'll look directly to my crotch.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

No.

When is the last time someone saw your dick, not counting this Gathering?

Oh, Thursday before I left. A guy sucked me.

When will be the next time?

Hmmm... Wednesday. We're having a third [a three-way with him and his partner].

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

When I had sex with this other guy.

Girls?

Never.

And in college?

Girls not during college at all. Guys... every so often. When we had sex activities.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

Well, my lover always, and other guys? Maybe we might have a threesome twice during the week.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Yes, on a New York subway station. I was going to school and I was on the train and it just got hard, and I just put my books in front of it.

Did anyone see?

Yes, this one guy.

What happened?

He was just staring at me.

Did you know you were gay at the time?

I knew I had feelings for men.

So how did you react?

I just suppressed the feelings.

So nothing came of it?

No.

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

How it started was that a girl, a friend of mine, gave me one of these dirty little books, when I was about 12. My cousin saw me with it, and he asked did you fuck her, and I said no, and then he says you know you can get off by jerking off and he hand-motioned masturbation. So I went into the bathroom and in front of a mirror I started jerking off, and when I started ejaculating I saw this big white stuff hit the mirror and it freaked me out. But I liked it; I liked the sensation.

How long before you did it again?

I'd say a couple of hours afterwards. From then on I would do it every day.

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

I was in my early thirties. I'd just go to the beach. I love to wear bikinis, and I'd make my dick protrude out more, show more, so it looks like it's popping out, almost.

I take it that gets a lot of attention?

Yes. [He smiles.] People just would stare at it waiting for something to happen, to pop out of my bathing suit. Sometimes I would get a hardon and it would start popping out and I would have to try to cover it with my hands.

Did it ever actually pop out?

Oh, yes, it has. [He laughs.] On a clothed beach, it has -- and it could be very embarrassing.

Mostly in front of guys or girls?

Guys. I get turned on by them.

So do you select your bikini to be as tiny as possible?

Yes, I did at that time.

Did that lead to you being a nudist?

I would say so, yes.

So do you get more attention with a bikini or nude?

I would say nude, now. I don't wear bikinis, and I don't go to a clothed beach.

Have you ever danced naked?

The first time was at my home. It was just college friends of mine, boys and girls, and we just decided to take off our clothes and dance.

Nothing happened. It was just a social type event; not sexual.

What does your dick do when you dance nude now?

It starts getting semi-hard.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Yes. I -- what do you call it -- go like this; I thrust forward and back [he demonstrates a sort of pelvic thrusting]. Or from side to side.

What do you like the most about your dick?

Being uncut, really.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

Hmmm... Getting it sucked off.

What do you like the most about having a big dick?

People looking at it.

What do you like the least about your dick?

Nothing. I love everything about my dick.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

Guys prefer my dick and then me. They forget it's attached to me.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Yes. [He laughs and covers his face for a moment.] I had sex with my [distant male relative]. He had a girlfriend and she had us followed to a motel, and she reported it to my father.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

No.

Thank you very much!

OK!

Let me see Carlos's photos.

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