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Take a Closer Look at the Dick of the Week -- BillyBob!

Ah, small-town dudes! Ah, wilderness! The combination of the two is intoxicating, eh?

Well it is for some of us. If you are one of the few, the proud, the "not too proud to pay for it" crowd, then this page is for you. Here you link to big pictures of BillyBob, available only to subscribers. If you're not a subscriber, join here.

If you've read the interview with BillyBob, you know why we're asking you for some money. It's tough growing up Mormon and gay in this world! BillyBob deserves to get a little cash in his pocket for sharing his dick with the rest of the world, right?

Right!

BillyBob has generously signed a model release which gives us permission to post photos of him here on the website. He will receive a royalty each time a member downloads one of his photos. Let us apologize in advance for this shamelessly commercial arrangement. In a perfect world, every gay Mormon boy would grow up to be a respected member of his community, perfectly able to tithe 10% to the LDS Church and another 10% to local gay charities. But that's not the world we live in, and it's not the world BillyBob grew up in. Everyone wants his cut, so we'll just have to accept that as a fact of life and move on.

Thank you, thank you! God bless you! God bless America! God bless God! Thank God we live in a free country, where pen ises can be free if their owners will permit them to be. BillyBob thanks you, I thank you, my landlord thanks you, and one day (I swear to God) the LDS church will thank you. You are truly, truly wonderful!!

The tears -- sniff -- are blurring my vision. Please wait a moment while I recover.

Thank you, thank you very much.

But aside from our thanks, you'll know that by joining for a month or two, you can inspire other clothes-infested Mormon men to drop their pants here in Pen is Central's Dick of the Week section. Until the LDS church comes to its senses and permits openly gay naturists to be members in good standing,* we'll have to use pseudonyms and change certain details about their lives. But is it too much to hope that we could do a photo spread of two genuine Mormon missionaries, living together, constantly sleeping in the same room, never leaving the other's presence except for bathroom trips? No, no -- it is not too much to hope for. After all, Mormon men have pen ises, too, and those pen ises yearn to breathe free. It's just a matter of time!*

* That will be, of course after hell freezes over. But physics shows that entropy in the universe is constantly increasing, even if Mormons don't necessarily believe in the laws of physics, so we know for a fact that one day hell will freeze over. So -- until then.

PHOTO WARNING:
These photos were taken in dappled shade -- which our digital camera doesn't handle very well. As originally posted, these photos were too dark -- on most PC monitors, waaaaaaaay too dark. They were (and still are) the worst-quality photos on this entire site, by far.
With our new photo editing program and more experience, we have improved them just a little. We edited the enlarged photos to show more detail in the shadows and mid-tones. We sacrificed most other aspects of the photos -- skin color, detail, color balance, etc. -- to make the sizes and shapes of things visible instead of nearly black. Accordingly, the newly edited enlargements make Billy Bob look as if he has a terminal skin condition, and the edges of just about everything are waaaaay too prominent. He also looks about 40 years older than he really is. But at least you can make out his tattoos and other large features. (Ahem.) I have not edited the thumbnails below; this will give you an idea of how dark the enlargements would appear on your monitor.
Please accept our apologies! We have learned -- from these photos -- not to use our digital camera in dappled shade. You will not see photos of this poor quality again.
The last three photos needed only a little correction and rise above the level of "abysmally bad." In fact, they almost deserve the rating of "poor" (!).

See PHOTO WARNING above.

These three duo photos also show our first Dick of the Week, Bob! We repeat them because they're taken in the sun and show BillyBob to best advantage.

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			These three duo photos also show our first Dick of the Week, Bob! We repeat them because they're taken in the sun and show BillyBob to best advantage.