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Page No, no -- we're not weird, even though we spell it differently from everyone else on the net. We're normal. Everyone else is weird.
Because the word "pen is" (without the space) is so popular on the web, some webmasters put that word all over their pages. Sometimes they do this even though their site reveals not even one single pen is!
We are the only pen is-related page with the strength of content to be able to afford to forego this unimaginative traffic-building technique. If anyone has the right to say "pen is," we do -- but we don't!
Originally, this was because we wanted to avoid getting noticed by dirty-word searching robots on Aremica Online. Now we keep spelling it that way because we have become a performance artist, and this gives us the right to certain conceits done for no reason whatsoever. Thank God for art!
However, we recently learned that also searching for this word are certain programs which parents use to keep their kids from finding forbidden sites -- such as Smurf Watch and Net Ninny. We strongly support such programs, and plan to collaborate with them as soon as the temperature of Hades reaches 32 degrees F (which is 0 C).
Take me back to Pen is Central.