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Winners! Winners! Winners!
GNI Gathering ends in Pennsylvania
Reported by JIM W.
Gay Naturists International (or GNI) is about to wrap up, and boy have they been handing out the awards recently!
We are pleased to be the first website in the universe to announce the following three winners! There were many more at the various contests, of course, but these are so wonderful that we just couldn't wait......!!!
TNT!MEN Webmaster Awarded GNI Public Service Award
David Drascic, the indescribably wonderful webmaster for Toronto's gay naked group and NakedPlanet.org, was awarded GNI's highest public service honor, the "Natural Man" award. This award has always been given to an exceptional individual, and this year was awarded to a GNI member who was not an insider, which makes it an even more wonderfully astonishing choice. Congratulations to David and to GNI for this infuckingcredible event!!!!!!!
Nude Webmaster Puts on Dress and Blows Us Away
In a switch suitable for the pages of the National Sinquirer, a NUDIST who entertains NUDE on his NUDE website decided, in a fit of incomprehensible stupor, to put on a dress and lip-synch to "Cause I'm a Blonde" (by Julie Brown)... and thus won GNI's "Miss Lace" contest on Wednesday night.
Yes, Naked Tony -- the exceptional guy who runs www.NakedTony.com -- took on the personality of Jolene and blew us all away. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
Find out more about Naked Tony on his own website... and on this one: he's been our Dick of the Week!
Second City Hunk Wins Mr. GNI Pageant
Well, we don't think we can tell you what show he's in... And we won't tell you more than that his name is Tim...
But we will tell you that he's a star, that he sings, that he's naked on stage four nights a week in America's Second City, and that he's just been elected the 2002 Mr. GNI!
Tim is a sweetiepie and another fantabulous choice... we're absolutely delirious!!!! Congrats to one and all!
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