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31 May 2002
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Magician Strips Bare, Plays With Lovely Assistant
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Briefly, now...
The magician explains that he wants to demonstrate the existence of a tube running from up inside an uncut guy's foreskin, through his body cavity, and out his intestine. (Um, that would be rectum...)
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He recruits a lovely uncircumcised assistant from the audience, then takes a silk handkerchief and tucks it gently up inside the volunteer's foreskin. A few moments and a bit of massage later, and -- ta da! -- he pulls the handkerchief out from between the fellow's buns, none the worse for wear.
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