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Bin Laden Grants Nude Interview!
Reported secretly by JIM W. "CNN, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!" was the watchword from the Editor of this newdspaper, as both Osama bin Laden and Jerry Falwell agreed to an interview--in the nude. TOGETHER!!! We are not kidding!!! Yes, it's true: Osama bin Laden, Islamic revolutionary, has turned down the world's largest international news network, and instead turned to us--the world's largest penis-oriented newspaper--to grant an exclusive interview almost entirely in the nude. Even more amazing, the same request was granted by the Rev. Jerry Falwell, from the Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia. Falwell is bin Laden's public sparring partner, and recently-discovered good friend. According to bin Laden, he fell for Falwell when he saw him on the September 14th edition of Pat Robertson's 700 Club (the well-known Christian televangelism show).	"I knew Jerry said he was a man of God," said bin Laden, "but I had thought he was an unbelieving, anti-Islam infidel. Yet his opinions on the 700 Club were so well-reasoned, so insightful, and so obviously godly that I realized I had judged Jerry too hastily. I decided I had to meet this wonderful man." Both men can be extremely difficult to track down, but fate intervened. "I couldn't believe it," Falwell told the Pen is-Examiner. "There I was, at the leather club Het Spuijker in Amsterdam, minding my own business, trying to find a gal who wanted a little verbal reprobation and domination. Suddenly along comes this bearded fellow, just about my own height, with a big dick and a shaved body... wearing a turban and not much else! I never dreamed that this hot guy might be bin Laden, but he was." Although Islam forbids men to shave their faces, the actual wording of the Koran refers to hair on the head. It is thus -- Continued below	Aren't couples cuuuute when they're in love?   Thanks to wonderful badpuppy.com people, we have ultra-low-cost web space permitting us to serve the pen is-consuming public for free. Such a great company!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you again, badpuppy.com!

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[from page 1] permissible to engage in body-shaving as long as the beard is intact. Male-male nudity can likewise be excused if it amounts to nothing more than "fooling around" and as long as women are fucked immediately after. "It's a coup," declared Prickstown Pen is-Examiner editor Jim W., Ph.D., a professional sexologist. "Politics makes strange bedfellows, and Osama and Jerry discovered that despite their differences they had more in common than anyone realized."	Accuracy of the interview was also important. "Some of the statements Osama made were pretty outrageous," Jim W. reported. "For example, he claimed that homosexuals under the Taliban are put to death by toppling a wall over on top of them. I've checked this out and apparently it's really true. It was reported in San Diego's Gay and Lesbian Times on page 35 of their issue of 9/27/2001." Of course, were an American to think up such a thing, he or she would be diagnosed with a psychiatric condition known as a paraphilia.	"A paraphilia is the scientific term, roughly speaking, for what ordinary people call a kink or a fetish," W. continued. "People who come up with such astonishing ideas typically use them in masturbation, or replay the imagery in their heads as they enjoy sexual intercourse with others deemed less sexually desirable, such as wives or girlfriends one has grown bored with. It's really quite sick. "But in Afghanistan under the Taliban, apparently, it's normal," he concluded. "The bulldozer idea was the brainchild of reclusive Taliban leader Mullah Omar!" GO TO INTERVIEW   What's New CIRCULATION (since 1 July 1997) 1.5 million attained in March 2001! What's Here
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