Welcome to: F IFTY F OTO F RIDAYS Our Fifty Foto Friday goal: To add 50 new photos every Friday -- week after week, month after month, year after year! That's over 200 photos per month... Over 2,500 per year! Now totalling over 7,740! 3 August 3 August 45 1* * animation 10 August 17 August 93 13 24 August 31 August 50 15 7 September 80 14 - 21 September WHAT OTHER SITE gives you so much for so little?? Done Done Done Done Done Done Done Peel-Off East Coast Midwest IMEN GNI Daddy Mag. West Coast May May June July August Labor Day September Want to gather naked? It's easy! Consult our up-to-date 7-Gathering comparison chart. Providing you with your minimum daily ADULT requirement since 1997 or 1998 -- we forget which. All the Nudes Unfit 2 Print 25 September 2001 Incorporating the Nude Cock Times, the Newdick Daily Newds, and the Penisylvanian Observer Pen is-related features for the discriminating pen is-consuming public The NEWSPAPER OF RECORD for the pen is-consuming community Very nearly FREE Omigod it's spreading... Pen ises Spotted in Vancouver! Reported in Vancouver by JIM W. GAY PRIDE MARCHERS faced a botanical accident and a medical emergency recently in Vancouver, Canada -- events which resulted in the exposure to public view of parts of the body which are not ordinarily visible. Luckily, no one was hurt and the parade proceeded as usual. The incidents involved two men who began the parade stripped to the waist, but with genitalia covered. For somewhat under an hour, everything went normally. But then disaster struck. First revealed was Jean-Louis, who had begun walking after covering his genitalia with some leaves and a wooden contraption held in place with a string. The string broke, leaving only the leaves -- which fell off one by one with successive strides. Jim, on the other hand, had started off wearing a plastic leaf held on with a rubber band. Soon after observing that Jean-Louis's apparatus had fallen away, Jim happened to notice that the raw edges of his own leaf had been cutting into his thighs. It is, of course, medically dangerous to walk down the street with something irritating one's skin, so removing the offending item was a medical necessity. The nude and nearly nude marchers represented the Pacific-Canadian Association of Nudists, or P-CAN (seen on the web at www.p-can.org). The Vancouver onlookers had been enthusiastically applauding the nearly-naked marchers, and with the stripping away of two marchers' clothes they seemed even more animated.   Thanks to wonderful badpuppy.com people, we have ultra-low-cost web space permitting us to serve the pen is-consuming public for free. Such a great company!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you again, badpuppy.com! This bodes well for nude marching in the future. Leading the band of P-CANners was a pickup truck with music and a generator, festooned with a huge banner reading "Naked Dance Tonight!". This reporter, as warranted by his professional duties, got a very, very close look at the pen ises on view, and can authoritatively report that both of them were seen again that evening at the dance advertised on the banner (see associated story below). -- Continued Small Pen ises Spotted at Nude Dance Average and large pen ises also seen, but we'll talk about those elsewhere "Do I qualify?", I asked, still trying to maintain my reportorial objectivity. "Well, how small is your dick?" (Glen never asks how big a dick is -- only how small.) "Five and a half inches, hard," I replied. "Then you're on the small end of 'normal'," he replied, "and that's small enough." Whew! -- I thought, relieved at last that there was some exclusive club that would let me in and provide me with the adulation I so desperately need. Even being the webmaster for a site as fabulous as this one sometimes has its 'down' periods... Glen and Jim agreed to cross-link to each other's websites and to engage in other mutually rewarding activities. You'll see the results here soon! Reported in no small way by JIM W. Vancouver's wonderful gay male nudist group, P-CAN, held another of its enormously successful "Naked Heaven" dances the evening of the Vancouver 2001 Pride March on 5 August. Official attendance figures were not available, but this reporter himself saw at least 300 uncovered pen ises swinging, swaying, and flopping up and down in time to the music. Prominent among them was the dick belonging to Glen -- which was not, in fact, flopping, because he was standing still. Glen is the webmaster of the astonishingly fabulous "Small Dick Magazine" site -- which is exceptionally well endowed with graphic design talent, as well as with Glen's hilarious, uncompromisingly unconventional point of view about gay men and their obsession with size. (If you want proof, just check out the small, one-page link from his old site to his new one.) "Of course my site is obsessed with size," said webmaster Glen in our exclusive interview, confabulated entirely for this issue. "We only permit guys with small dicks to appear on the site; otherwise we'd have to call it 'not-so-small-dick-magazine'." Click to join the eGroups pen-is-central list. It's free! You can be anonymous! No overflowing mailbox -- just one message every 2 weeks or so!! PEN IS CENTRAL What's New CIRCULATION (since 1 July 1997) 1.5 million attained in March 2001! What's Here You're viewing a holey-owned subsidiary of Jim's Pen is Empire -- a monumental tax deduction scheme and a pain in the cloth-covered asses of uptight fashion-wearers everywhere! Recently added to this site: Nudity in Pride parades: Toronto Gay Pride Vancouver Gay Pride Survey about Pride nudity MEMO to GAY PRIDE COMMITTEES: Let us take our clothes off -- or we'll die of boredom! Editorial by JIM W. Cops Bust Naked Mile! San Francisco: America's Nudest, Smartest City? Editorial by JIM W. SOLD OUT! Site map

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