Jim's Pen is Central Page is proud to present our 52nd

Dick of the week

Taz

Week 50

I met Taz...
at my favorite gay bar, but I didn't get to see his exhibitionistic side until I caught sight of him at a Gay Pride festival -- wearing cut-off blue jean shorts with most of the seat of the pants cut away. He and his buddies were behind the alcohol-zone fence, having a beer, and I pointed my camera in their direction. His friends saw me and were quick to uncover Taz's tush just a little bit more! Eventually he came around to the near side of the fence and I got some better pictures.

A few months later I found out that Taz might want to pose for me. It was an ex-boyfriend of his (Pax) who did the recruiting. I interviewed Taz in my living room after a nude photo session, and he noticed the movie camera I had recently purchased -- and set up in the corner. By the end of the interview he was so hot that he...

Well, I'd better let you find out for yourself. Read on!

So... let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

Average size -- about 7 inches.

How big around?

You know, I don't know! I'd say probably about average.

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yes.

How much overlap?

Maybe that much [demonstrates with his hand: one digit].

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No.

Is your dick long enough so that you can suck it yourself?

Almost.

You've tried?

Yes. I'm not there yet.

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

Big.

Why?

Cause I like the feel of it inside of me.

You're a bottom?

Versatile.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Ten inches.

The smallest?

Five.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The small guy: It was nice, it doesn't hurt as much, it feels good. With the large guy it hurt a little but it was one of the best things I've ever had.

What made it so good?

I could literally feel every piece of it, from the tip all the way down to the base.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

A big one. Besides being able to deep throat it with no problem?

What famous person's dick would you like to see the most?

THAT'S a good question! Brad Pitt. I think he's cute, I want to see what he actually has underneath those pants.

What famous person would you most like to show YOUR dick to?

Hmmm, good question. I don't know; can we skip that one for now?

Scientists have perfected a penis-transplant operation, and they want you to donate 2 inches of your dick for transplantation to someone less fortunate than you. How much would they have to pay you to get you to agree to the donation?

Ten grand.

Would it matter if the recipient was your brother?

Yes. For him I'd do it for free.

Would it matter if the recipient was your boyfriend?

No, it wouldn't matter.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

To me honest, a lot. [He chuckles.]

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

Sometimes, yes.

How does that make you feel?

[He takes a deep breath.] Sometimes good.

And sometimes not?

Cause then they're going just for the dick and nothing else.

How often do you get the impression that someone is interested in you ONLY because you have a big dick?

About 75% of the time.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

I was in 12th grade, high school. Swimming team. In the shower room.

So they still showered nude back in those days in your home town?

Yes.

How many years were you on the swim team?

Four.

So why did you only learn that the last year?

I actually didn't start paying attention until my senior year.

So you weren't very sexual before then?

No.

What made you start to notice?

To be honest, I don't know. I just started paying attention to men more than to females in my senior year.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

Bragging about themselves.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

"You have a nice smile."

What would be the worst line?

"What are you doing later this evening?" -- I don't know.

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut. Yes I am.

Which do you prefer in other men? Why?

I prefer cut, just because it's cleaner.

Ever thought of getting your foreskin restored?

No.

Has your dick ever docked with an uncut guy?

What do you mean by that? [I explain.] No.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

In a nice hot, tight ass.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

Ooh, I don't know! [He laughs.]

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

I don't know. I've never had that problem.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

The size, if it's cut or not -- and if it's got hair all up and down the shaft then I'm really not interested in it.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

Yes.

Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?

Very.

Did you think that Pax's dick was pretty [back when you were boyfriends]?

Yes.

What does your boyfriend like about yours?

The size.

Has anyone ever drawn or sketched your dick?

No.

Have you ever drawn or sketched your own dick?

No.

Who was the oldest person ever to see your dick?

[Good-naturedly:] Besides you? [He asks me how old I am.] It would be you.

The youngest person?

It would have to be 25, I think. No, Pax -- he was 22.

When was the last time your Mom saw your dick?

That was back when I couldn't dress myself yet, so I'd have to say, what, five?

Is your father cut or uncut?

Don't know.

Does your father have a big dick?

Don't know.

So you never saw it?

No.

Catholic?

Catholic and Protestant.

Do you have any kids?

No.

Does your dick have a name?

No. Well, I take that back: "Taz, Jr."

How did it get that name?

I named it. It takes after me!

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

No.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Occasionally.

But usually not?

No.

Why did you wear them tonight? [I knew what he had been wearing because we'd just finished a nude photo session.]

I was bowling.

[Politely sarcastic:] Well, THAT explains it!

Sometimes for my approaches on the lanes I prefer to wear underwear just to keep them nice and tucked in. Just nice and safe. [Otherwise] I can twist just right [wrong] and catch them in between the legs or something.

So your dick can get caught in the pants leg and get squeezed?

Yeah. [He makes a painful face.]

Boxers or briefs?

Both.

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the right.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

Mostly to the right.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

Probably about 10 to 15.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

No.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

Today. My boyfriend and I were getting it on in the bathtub! [He laughs.]

When will be the next time?

Within the next 5 hours -- my boyfriend again.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Every day.

Swim practice?

Gym, AND swim practice.

Are there a lot of gay guys on high school swim teams?

There was only 3 of us -- out of 12. [Scientific note: That would be 25%, which is high -- but not for a swim team.]

How did you find out each other was gay?

By conversations, hints that we threw out to each other.

Did you have sex with both of the other two?

With one.

Girls [seeing your dick in high school]?

Zero.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

My boyfriend, and that's about it.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Yes. We were actually in Sex Ed class, talking about male penises and erections and everything.

And you got one?

Yeah.

Did the teacher ask you to show it to the rest of the class?

No.

I didn't think so...!

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

I was actually jerking myself off, and it was a weird sensation, kind of shocked me, I guess. Being a child you kind of explore and do things and when I finally cummed it was a learning experience.

How old were you?

I was 13.

How did you know to try jerking off in the first place?

Dad had pornos.

Gay or straight pornos?

Straight.

Is that how you figured out you were gay?

Yeah, because I was more interested in the men than I was the women.

Had you suspected that earlier?

Not really. But when I first started watching the pornos I was only interested in the men.

What's the shortest length of time you've ever had between two orgasms?

10 minutes. The first time I was fucking my boyfriend, that took awhile. Then he went down on me and got me going again.

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

I was 17.

What was the fantasy?

It was one of the guys on my swim team. The one I did NOT actually have sex with.

Scratch that. I was 15 in high school, there was a guy named Chad, blond hair, blue eyes, which I'm very attracted to, nice body, straight as a doornail. He's one I actually fantasized about -- him giving me a blowjob -- he had a very nice sized dick -- and then just doing each other all night long.

Doing?

Fucking each other all night long.

How did you know he had a nice sized dick?

I saw him in the shower after we had gym one day.

Did you ever carry it out?

No.

Has anyone other than you ever touched your dick in a sexual way in a church?

No.

At a Boy Scout event?

No.

While your parents were nearby?

No.

When you think back on your life, do you think you were a nudist your whole life, or did you only become a nudist at some particular age?

At some particular age.

What age was that?

19. I was in San Francisco on the beach, that's when I first started. I very much came natural with it.

Which beach?

Right underneath the Golden Gate Bridge; I don't remember the name.

If you weren't a nudist, why did you go there?

To check out the men!

Were you in the [military] service at that point?

Yes I was. I joined right after high school.

What's the most naked thing your dick did in the service?

I fucked a few people in my berthing! I had a few regulars.

[Mockingly naive: ] But homosexuality is incompatible with military service, isn't it?

[Ditto:] That's what they say.

But your experience was different from that?

Um hum!

Which would you prefer: To live in a world where everyone had to be naked all the time -- men and women -- or to live in a world where you had to be naked all the time but everyone else was clothed?

Everybody else had to be naked all the time. Cause I enjoy looking at naked men -- it gets me a hardon sometimes.

Which would you prefer: To have a photo published in a magazine of just your dick next to your real name, or to have an anonymous photo published showing both your dick and your face?

The second one.

What's the most embarrassing thing your dick ever did?

Went limp on somebody who was giving me a blowjob.

Why did that happen?

I guess I was not attracted to him like I thought I was.

What has your dick done that has made you the most proud?

To please others.

What's the most outrageously exhibitionistic thing you've ever done?

Besides walking up and down Black's Beach nude? There isn't one!

What do you like about that?

As I'm checking other people out they're checking me out. A few will come up and talk to me, tell me I've got a nice body and a nice dick and everything else.

In your whole life, what event or situation made your dick the hardest it has ever been?

I guess it would be in a threesome I was in where the two guys... one guy was fucking his partner and I was watching it until his partner came over and started sucking my dick.

Why was that a turn-on?

Cause I love watching other men fucking each other. That turns me on, and watching other guys cum turns me on.

Tell me about the first time your dick was photographed.

I used to be a dancer, so it's been photographed a LOT. If I had a hardon I kept the hardon for them [the audience]; if I was soft I kept it soft. If they wanted a hardon I'd give them a hardon.

Where was this?

Seattle, Washington, at [name of bar].

So it was a strip show bar? And obviously you stripped all the way?

Yes.

Was that well known in the community?

When I was there, yes.

But not any more?

No, the bar is no longer there.

Are there other bars where guys strip all the way?

Not that I know of.

So how did they get away with it?

They didn't serve alcohol.

Was the bar a success financially?

Last time I checked, it was.

Were you still in the service at the time?

Yes I was.

So you made some extra money other than your military pay.

Right!

How much would you get per night?

About 500 dollars, pretty much tips. I was bringing in almost 500 a night pay, too.

That's a pretty good chunk of change! What did you do with the money?

Saved it.

So guys were photographing you in the bar, too?

Yes.

Every night?

I wouldn't say EVERY night.

But it was permitted.

Yes.

So these were photos for their own collections?

Yes, and for publications.

Has your dick ever been published in a magazine?

Yes. I've posed for a couple of gay magazines up in Seattle, and I've actually been on websites.

Did you ever have your own site?

Yes. Pictures of me for like an escort/private party dancer kind of thing.

So, obviously, you've danced naked?

Yes.

What does your dick do when you do that?

Besides jump around? [He chuckles.] It gets hard.

How hard, how quick?

Hmmm, depends on the crowd, what I'm actually think about when I'm dancing, what the music is, what kind of moves I'm doing.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

No.

What got you into the nude dancing business?

I have a theory -- willing to try anything once. You only live once, so you might as well try it and see how it goes.

Didn't you also say you danced nude in your hometown?

Yes. I would go home on vacation and dance at a hometown bar. Tuesday nights was "Men's Night", when they had strippers.

You stripped all the way there, too?

I was down to a g-string.

Did you see anyone there you knew from high school?

No.

Have you ever exposed your dick in a non-visible way -- for example, by taking your bathing suit off underwater?

Yeah. I've done it because of challenges, when I was in the military, and at Black's Beach a few times when I actually do wear a swimsuit.

Tell me about the challenges.

A whole bunch of us guys were drinking, went out to the pool on the base, went swimming, made stupid challenges to each other to see who would be willing to do what. "Take your swimsuit off and throw it to the edge", "swim a lap of the pool naked", whatever.

Have you ever been naked in public?

Yes, if you consider Black's Beach public. Well, at Gay Pride I was ALMOST naked!

What's the largest number of people who have seen your dick all at the same time?

A barful.

Tell me about the first time your dick accidentally became visible and might have been seen by someone you didn't intend to show it to.

Never had that problem yet.

When you're at a urinal in a public place -- like an airport -- how often do you do things specifically so that other guys nearby can see your dick?

A few here, a few there.

Has your dick ever been paid to do something?

No. But yes, in the strip bar.

Has your dick ever been exposed to view against your will?

No.

What do you like the most about your dick?

The size.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

The things I can do with it. When I'm somewhat almost hard I can almost stick it inside of myself. I can get the tip of the head in my mouth. The things I can do to please others with it -- fucking them and so on.

What do you like the most about having a BIG dick?

Besides people enjoying it and liking it? Never had a complaint. Always had compliments.

What do you like the least about your dick?

I don't have one.

What do you like the least about having a dick?

I don't have one.

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

Don't have one.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

He laughs. Always! [He laughs a lot.]

Tell me about that.

You know, sometimes it's got its own mind. It tells me it wants to go play, I go play; it doesn't, I don't.

When is the last time it got you in trouble?

About 4 months ago: I met my boyfriend!

He's trouble?

When we first met it was. Ever since then we've been together.

I know you're being lighthearted, but let me ask anyway: why is meeting a boyfriend trouble?

Well it was pretty much like a blind date. I wasn't expecting anything out of it, and my dick was [telling me] like "well, I want something" and I end up going for it and we ended up doing something that night. We've been together since.

Have you ever had an orgasm in a car while the car was moving?

Yes.

Were you driving?

Yes. It was my ex and I driving back from the midwest to California in a U-haul truck. He was giving me head in the truck as we were driving down the road.

What did you do when you actually came?

Besides almost hit the car beside me? [He laughs.] Pulled over and started giving HIM head. This was at night. I was giving him head, then we opened the door and he started to fuck me. And both of us came.

So could people driving by see you fucking?

I hope not!

But you had the door open.

Yeah, the passenger door was open, and I was leaning against the inside with my butt up in the air.

So he came inside you?

Yes.

And you came while he was fucking you?

Yes.

Was there anything particularly romantic or sexy about the drive?

No, actually he was moving me back to California.

Have you ever had an orgasm on an airplane?

No.

...on a train or subway car?

No.

...on a boat?

Yes. It was an aircraft carrier. I've done it in a few officers' staterooms, with officers in the Navy, a couple of pilots, the chaplain of the ship, and a few other sailors on the ship.

Which denomination was the chaplain?

He was Catholic.

Did he say a Hail Mary when he came?

Oh, no! [He laughs.] "Oh God" was the word!

...underwater?

Yes. We were actually at Black's Beach, with my ex. We actually had sex in the middle of the water.

Could people tell you were having sex?

I didn't think they could, but who knows?

What were you doing?

It looked like he was holding me from behind, as if he was trying to keep me warm. He was actually fucking me and jerking me off at the same time.

Did you use lube?

No.

A condom?

No.

How'd he get it in?

Trust me; salt water does wonders.

...in your parents' bedroom?

No.

...at school?

No.

...at work?

No, except at the bar.

So you didn't just get hard at the bar, sometimes you came?

Private shows at the bar. We'd take the people to a back room, they'd pay a certain amount, we'd dance for them. A couple of times I had somebody pull my dick out of my g-string or something like that and jerk me off until I'd cum.

Was it usually attractive or unattractive guys who did this?

Attractive.

Have you ever come in a place where, if you and I were to go there right now, you could show me your dried cum?

No.

Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are most ashamed.

Don't have one.

...of which you are the most proud?

Having two guys go down on me in a bar in Seattle.

But you weren't dancing there?

No. It was just a public bar: a normal, regular dance club. They were two out of towners along with a female friend of mine, and she asked me to show them a good time. We went there, we were dancing, drinking, and the next thing I knew they both were going down on me.

Where?

Off to the side of the dance floor.

Did anyone else see?

Oh, about ten others.

Isn't that against the rules?

What rules? I break all the rules. I'm the rebel.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

Probably like this [he shows me, since he's naked on the couch in front of me].

What motion do you use?

Different motions. Up and down, side to side, and like a twist kind of deal.

[He demonstrates again.]

Starting the clock at the end of this interview, how long will it be before you have an orgasm?

I'll probably go home and jerk off [right away].

[Instinct tells me that I need to ask a follow-up question, so I do:] Do you feel like jerking off now?

Yes. [And he does. Taz is the first -- and so far the only -- Dick of the Week to jerk off in front of me after the interview. Did I get it all on video? Of course!]

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

No.

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

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