Jim's Pen is Central Page is proud to present our 55th

Dick of the week

Justin

Week 53

I met Justin...
at a gay naked gathering out East. He was a short, attractive blond who seemed to smile all the time and who hung out with some fabulous dancers at the nude disco.I assumed that they were all from the same town.

Nope! One of the friends was Derek (another Dick of the Week) from Florida. The second was from New York. Justin lives in the midwest. All three of them have appeared in my photos of the nude disco at GNI, and Justin is pleasingly notorious for his exceptional costumes at the afternoon cocktail parties.

So it took me awhile to get around to introducing myself to him, but when I did...

...oh, boy, I was blown away! Justin is, as you'll see, sharp as a tack -- one of the brightest guys I know. He's got a wonderful sense of humor, and when he and I get going we just talk talk talk talk TALK! ...as you can see from what follows. Read on!

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

It's not really something that I've ever measured... but what I always tell people is that I'm proportional to my height -- probably somewhere in the 6, 6 and a half range. Mrs. Beasley felt me up once in a bar in Florida and told me I was 7 inches, but I take that with a grain of salt.

How big around?

You know I should have measured before we started because I knew you'd ask me. I can get my hand around it, but I haven't got a clue, actually. A good-sized pepperoni.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

[Long pause.] Huh. I think so.

How much overlap?

I'm trying to remember... I should try to get it hard! I would say yes.

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No. That's never been a complaint. I don't lose partners, though! [He laughs.]

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

Actually I prefer a smaller one. Not a teeny tiny one, but a smaller one. Big-dicked men seem to think that their obligation stops with their dick. Smaller-dicked men seem to know more of what to do with it. I'm not dick-focused so the dick size isn't all that important to me.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

I would say a good 10 inch beer-canner.

The smallest?

That would have been something akin to an index finger.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The small guy was a gorgeous Vietnamese boy, bodybuilder, just a beautiful man. He was a Vietnamese boat person as a kid back in the 70s or 80s, and was (when I met him) supporting pretty much his whole family through his work. Just a sweetheart of a guy and a gorgeous body. The size didn't matter.

The big guy was a good friend of ours, and was fascinating to look at and play with and see what you could do with. But honestly it's too much; you can't stick a whole beer can in your mouth. He was a lousy kisser, which didn't leave you that much to do with it.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

From my experiences both of them stayed relatively hard the whole way through. I would imagine a small dick would be, because it takes less blood.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

To the beach! [He laughs.] I enjoy being out naked in the sun, at the beach, around the pool.

What beach?

There's a lake in town here that people... it's not legal, but a lake that people can go to and hang out.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

Huh! To the hospital when it's passing kidney stones. I just came back from Las Vegas, and believe me, Las Vegas hospitals are NO place that people want to be.

[He thinks for a moment to come up with a more direct answer.] I'm more of an oral guy, so orally it prefers to go into the mouth. On the flip side, I'm not really much into fucking, so I don't much enjoy seeing it fuck someone's ass.

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

Probably have to be rimming. For years when you're growing up as a gay man, and you watch all the porn before you actually do it... I would always turn my head at the thought of rimming.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

[Long pause...] I have to think about that one because it varies so much from the person and from the energy... do I necessarily have a favorite? I like getting it all oily, and getting all oily with somebody, not necessarily wresting, but slipping and sliding with somebody where you might get a different sort of sensation depending on how their body is shaped in spots that suddenly become erogenous because of the energy .

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Never. Honestly I have never heard that.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

I think when they just hang on to you and don't let you go. They crowd you into a corner. I need space in front of me, and if someone is standing just slightly too close or they lean too far in... I enjoy being touched, so physically if somebody comes up to me and touches me, that's not going to bother me. But if they get too close and I can't have an escape, then I get very uncomfortable.

If someone saw you in a bar, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

"Hello!"

What would be the worst line?

Probably some skanky come-on along the lines of something that makes a physical reference to me. Such as that they wanted shove their dick up my ass or something like that. Some crude sexual comment.

Of course I know from having met you that you're cut.

Yes.

Which do you prefer in other men? Why?

I actually like them both. I think I like playing with uncut because you don't get a lot of uncut in Wisconsin so it's kind of a special treat, and I like the glassy feeling that you get from the tip under the foreskin -- it's so smooth. But the cut ones I like too; they tend to be a little bit cleaner and odor is a big thing with me.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

If it stands up nice and straight. It needs to be proportioned. I think that a great big dick on a smaller body is not very pretty and vice versa. And in proportion to itself. A dick with a great big head just looks odd to me. Oversized balls and stuff like that are less attractive to me than when there's just a nice classical upward turn.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

I think so.

Do you think your boyfriend's dick is pretty?

Yes.

What does your boyfriend like about yours?

That it's attached to me [he laughs]. I don't know, I could ask him!

Is your father cut or uncut?

I don't know. I knew you were going to ask me that, and that's kind of a real icky question to me. As a kid growing up we used to have a racquet club membership and we'd play triples racquetball every Saturday, and afterward my dad and my brother would go off to the showers and I would follow and just not look. I don't think that that's the sort of thing that you want to see... that I want to see. But I'd guess cut.

So you don't know if your father has a big dick?

No. I don't want to know.

Does your dick have a name?

No.

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

The first time I came I thought it was going to glue shut, but I got over that.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

At work, yes; other times, no.

Boxers or briefs?

It's boxers. They're much more comfortable.

Because?

It's more free. Less confining. I just heard a... [He's been watching election returns coming in during this phone interview, and something important was just announced.] Wow! What happened with the election? Al Gore carried our state!

Does it hang to the left or to the right?

To the right.

How do you arrange it inside boxers as you're putting them on?

It just falls there naturally.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

15 minutes. That's probably just a bit of an exhibitionist in me that I'm going to leave it out as long as I can. And I prefer to have my socks on before my pants. I don't like it when my socks get scrunched down. There's probably some deep down psychological issue there! They also have to match. I put little dots on the bottom of my socks so that they show that they came from the same batch when I bought them. So now my black socks have two little blue dots and my white socks have either two little pink dots or three little blue dots on them.

[Chats with boyfriend.] Sorry I have to clean drains while I'm talking.

Dots made of?

Fabric paint. Like those garish shirt art t-shirts that trailer-park women wear, with the painted images on them? Then the sequins and all? You can get it at any crafts store.

When I go to work I wear black pants and a white shirt and a tie with some fabulous fabric that I found somewhere. So I'm known for my ties, but I don't have to think about the color of the pants and shirt. Actually that was Einstein who inspired me on that. He said that people waste too much time trying to decide what they're going to wear each morning when they could be using that gray matter for other purposes. So he had a closetful of khaki pants and white shirts so he could think about other stuff!

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

I would probably have to say no. As a child your parents see it for one reason or another, and then I had a goal to swim naked every summer from fifth grade on, and then generally showers from 6th grade onward in school, so I would have to say no. That's an interesting question; I'd never have thought of that.

When is the last time someone saw your dick?

This morning.

So you're not naked now?

No, actually, it's snowing!

Your honey [saw it]?

Yes.

When will be the next time?

Tonight. Same person.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Pretty much Monday through Friday; we had required showers in gym.

Girls?

Oh, never.

And in college?

That would have been less frequent. Other guys... maybe two or three times a month. And then women, never. The guys would see it in gym class and the shower in the dorm.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

Probably .. do pictures sent across the Internet count? Live people, average week, one. Counting the Internet, dozens and dozens. I actually point them to your site because you have pictures of me up there and I don't feel like sending them to them; I just send them the link.

You spend a lot of time on the Internet?

No, not a lot of time -- maybe two or three nights a week for a couple of hours.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

Where I intended it to happen or where it just happened? If you mean intended to, then no. I was a very shy child with this evil exhibitionistic streak. I do remember in the summer of my freshman year, I think , I realized that the next summer I'd be 16 and would get a summer job, so to be as tan as I could be I went to the beach every day. Of course during Sex Ed they told me not to worry about an erection because no one could see it through your pants, and there were a number of occasions when I'd be lying out in the sun and having erotic thoughts through my Speedo and thinking that no one could see. Of course now that I'm an adult in my wise old age I think it was painfully obvious to anyone who walked by, but being painfully naive has its advantages.

Do you think anybody stopped to talk to you for that reason?

No.

Did anyone ever tease you or punish you when they noticed that your dick was hard?

No.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

It depends on how I feel like doing it. It's probably the only way I'm ambidextrous. I have a very useless left hand for virtually everything except for jerking off. Sometimes it's a fingertip touch, and sometimes it's a full palm, sometimes it's both hands, sometimes alternating hands... it can be either hand. When I'm hard, my dick is basically as long as two fists. Actually, I'm as long as... from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my little finger.

What motion do you use?

Again it depends. Years ago I read somewhere that most men deprive themselves of sexual pleasure during masturbation because they only do it one way and that if you really wanted to pleasure yourself you needed to learn both hands. So there's pulling and there's twisting and there's just playing with the head and shaking it back and forth. Oh, just a variety of different techniques! There's more to it than just fucking or sucking until you come.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

I remember it vividly. I was watching 'Mission Impossible' when I was in 6th grade, and I was lying on the floor and I had a little black and white TV sitting on a coffee table at the end of my bed, and I was lying with my head against the bed and my whole body underneath the coffee table, in pajamas. The pressure of the table was up against my chest, reclining up against the bed, the TV was like right in my face, and my whole body was invisible underneath the table. So my friends were getting frisky inside the pajamas and all of a sudden I had this dreadful impression that I was about to pee. Of course there I was trapped underneath the table with the TV set right on top of it and this huge sensation that I was going to pee any minute and somehow I managed to hold it in, seconds before coming, and ran to the bathroom only to find that my sister was there. So I ran into the guest bedroom's bathroom down the hall and didn't quite make it and then of course I was horrified that it wasn't pee but this white gooey stuff that was going to glue my dick shut.

Did you know it was semen?

No, I missed the first day of Sex Ed. I was sick that day. That's a true story, too!

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

Six. I carried it out while sleeping over at my friend's house next door. He was on his great big double bed and I was on this cot that his folks had set up next to his bed. And I loosened up my pajama bottom so that when I stood up out of bed, my pants fell off.

What happened?

He thought it was hysterically funny, and when his mother came in to check on him later that night he told his mom, and I was horrified that I was busted, but she didn't think twice of it. That was also the first night I remember having an erection.

Before or after the pajamas came down?

Probably before AND after. Later that night he asked if my dick ever got hard, and I said yes, and that he had discovered that you could make it get soft if you forced it down between your legs, and sure enough that worked -- probably because the pain was so excruciating.

So if this were a porno story, you two would have gotten it on for hours that night. What was the reality?

We were 6. That was the reality! Neither of us had any inkling of what was going on.

Tell me more about the exhibitionist quirk.

I was just always fascinated with being naked in public. One of the other neighbors had a pool, but his mother wouldn't let the kids in the house with their wet clothes on and it was always fascinating to me that they would do that because it meant that you had to get naked. Vacationing once out in California we stayed in Yosemite at a lodge that had a pool and then a shower room. Some guys went into the shower and I found myself in the shower with them, just fascinated with the nudity. And then as a kid I think I never got over that feeling that you get when you could run around naked, and I always resented having to wear clothes. I've ALWAYS hated wearing a swimsuit. But of course you can't put your finger on that when you're 8 years old. Then 6th grade-ish we went to a friend's house and slept in a tent in the back yard near their pool and naturally all went skinny-dipping that night.

Why "naturally"?

I think that kids are just going to be likely to do that. I sometimes think that's kind of the reason why the parents put the tent out there -- so that it would be easier to go skinny-dipping if we wanted to. It was such an exhilarating experience running around naked with the other boys and skinny-dipping in the pool; we all had hard-ons. And every summer after that I made it a vow to swim naked at least once. That included (remember, I grew up in Chicago) going out into Lake Michigan on the suburban beaches and flipping my suit off and swimming around among the other people with my suit off. The summer of 'Jaws' was the scariest summer because I KNEW I had to swim naked because I had made that vow but I was scared to death of sharks in the water.

Sharks near Chicago??

Yeah, I was this nerdy little exhibitionist kid, so ... [he chuckles]. I knew perfectly well there weren't any sharks in the water, but I was terrified of sharks.

Have you ever danced naked?

Yes.

What does your dick do when you do that?

It flops around in front of me -- I think! YOU can tell me [since you've seen me in the disco]. I think it depends on how cold it is.

When you're dancing naked, do you think about how moving your body will move your dick? Do you do anything on purpose because of the way it's going to cause your dick to swing?

Yes. It depends on how I'm hanging, but there are some hip movements that will cause it to move around. Some heel taps and whatnot.

What do you like the most about your dick?

I would say the fact that I have one.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

Um... [He thinks awhile.] Huh! [He thinks some more.] I honestly don't have an answer for that. I guess I never really thought of it in those terms.

What do you like the least about your dick?

I wish that it hung larger when it was soft. [Justin is a "grower", not a "shower".]

What do you like the least about having a dick?

Well, my goodness, kidney stones hurt when they come through -- trust me on that one. At times you feel controlled by it, driven by it -- where you feel that you need to get out and get laid.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

Close. With the law, no; with the boyfriend, yes.

Tell me more.

I plead the fifth!

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

Not really. I know that the interview focuses on the dick, but I think there's a lot more to a person than that. In the gay community we sometimes overemphasize the dick instead of the personality and the package and whatnot.

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!