Jim's Pen is Central Page is proud to present our 55th

Dick of the week

Bradley

Week 53

I met Bradley...
through a good friend -- another Dick of the Week -- and both came over for a joint photo session one afternoon. Bradley looks a bit Clark-Kent-ish, so (accurately or inaccurately) I picture him putting on glasses and seamlessly blending in with the background.

But get those glasses and those clothes off him, and... watch out! He seems like a normal boy next door, but if you tickle the right spots he gets really wild.

NOTE: In the transcript below, F is a mutual friend listening in on the interview and adding a comment from time to time. I got the impression that F knows Bradley pretty well, and may have gotten naked with him in the past -- but I'm not sure.

So let me begin with the standard Dick of the Week question: just how big IS your dick, anyway?

I think about 8 to 9 and a half.

How thick?

F: Oh, shit! Put [down] about 2 inches!

It takes 2 hands to hold onto it when it's hard, like this. [He shows me.]

So when you jerk off, can you get your hand around it?

Yes.

When you're holding it with one hand, does your thumb touch your index finger?

Yes.

How much overlap?

Depending on how tight I squeeze it. Usually over my nail.

[I'm confused.] So do you have a long, thin one or a long, thick one?

A long thick one. No pencil dick here!

So do you lose partners who think that you're too big for them?

No.

Is your dick long enough so that you can suck it yourself?

I've tried and only been able to touch the tip of it with my tongue.

Which do you prefer in a partner: a big dick or a small dick?

Big one.

Why?

Cause I don't really want pen is envy in my relationship.

What's the biggest dick you've ever had sex with?

Ten inches.

The smallest?

Seven.

So apparently you've never had sex with me!

No.

Tell me more about each of those two guys.

The seven-inch guy was one of my first loves, very young, but not teenage young. Very intimate relationship. The other one was just a fling, not by my choice but by his.

You weren't big enough for him?

I don't know. I only saw him in that form that one time. I met the small guy through his mom. She's a lesbian, and I used to stay at her house and we just kinda got hooked up with each other, but he was kind of a closet case. He didn't want everyone to know we had a relationship -- but it kind of slipped out.

Why were you staying at the lesbian's house?

Because I was living there, paying rent.

I met the big guy at a party. A party at a Navy base.

F: Why does that not surprise me?

[Pretending to be surprised:] A gay party at a Navy base?

No. It was straight. Just like he said he was!

[With sarcasm:] And he was straight too, just like you, right?

[He laughs.]

How many guys were at the party?

I don't remember... a lot of people.

How many women?

About the same.

How many of the guys were gay?

F: [Jokingly, as if the answer is obvious:] It was a Navy party; almost all of them.

I honestly don't know.

Which is easier to keep hard -- a big dick or a small dick?

A big dick. Because I have more fun with them!

What famous person's dick would you like to see the most?

Tom Cruise's. If he's got a gorgeous body he's gotta have a gorgeous dick.

What famous person would you most like to show YOUR dick to?

Tom Cruise! Because I think he'd like it [He laughs quite a bit].

Scientists have perfected a penis-transplant operation, and they want you to donate 2 inches of your dick for transplantation to someone less fortunate than you. How much would they have to pay you to get you to agree to the donation?

[Priceless expression on his face:] I would never give up any part of it. I couldn't!

Would it matter if the recipient was your brother?

No.

Would it matter if the recipient was your boyfriend?

Maybe.

How often do guys tell you that you have a big dick?

Every time.

I take it that from time to time guys come on to you just because you have a big dick.

Probably. I haven't really had any major come-ons.

How long ago did you come out as gay?

Sixteen years ago.

How old were you when you first realized that your dick was bigger than most other guys'?

20. I was staying at the YMCA in Hollywood [he laughs] and had quite a few experiences in the showers.

How long did you stay there?

A couple of months.

What's it like to be a 20-year-old guy with a big dick staying at the Y?

Fun. Different.

What's the most annoying way someone comes on to you -- like in a bar or at a party?

Groping me without permission.

If someone saw you in a bar, and figured out you had a big dick, what would be the best line for him to use to get you interested in him?

Hmmm. I guess it would be something like "Do you really know how to use it?"

What would be the worst line?

Can I choke on it?

Are you cut or uncut?

Cut.

Which do you prefer in other men? Why?

Cut. Because a lot of people who are uncut don't know how to keep it clean properly.

Ever thought of getting your foreskin restored?

No.

Has your dick ever docked with an uncut guy?

You mean, head to head? I think once.

What's your dick's favorite place to go?

[He laughs.] Disneyland! No, I'm kidding -- [in someone's] mouth.

What's your dick's favorite place to go that YOU would rather it DIDN'T go?

I don't know.

What was the most surprising thing you discovered where you didn't think you liked something but your dick said it did?

Having a threesome with a girl and a guy.

How'd you meet them?

At the same Navy club in Washington.

Same party?

No. Different party.

How'd it happen?

One thing led to another. We were talking about it, and the three of us wound up at my house.

So it was a normal party, meeting people, talking, and someone started talking about three-ways?

Just the three of us were , yeah.

Were they married?

Not then, but they are now. [He laughs.]

Was this their first three-way?

Yes.

Who got into it more, her or him?

Him.

How come?

Because I paid more attention to him!

What did you do?

Lots of oral sex.

You going down on...

...on him, and him going down on me.

Did you go down on her at all?

Yes.

Did you like it?

No.

Did HE go down on her?

Yes.

Did HE like it?

Yes.

Who did SHE go down on?

Both of us.

At the same time?

Yes.

Who did she seem to like blowing better, him or you?

Him.

What was wrong with you?

Nothing. I was more intent on kissing him.

Do you think they've had other three-ways since then?

Don't know.

What's the kinkiest thing the three of you did together?

Blindfold, feathers.

OK, the details....?

We all blindfolded each other at separate times and tickled each other with the feathers.

What's your favorite way of USING your dick?

What do you mean?

[F goes nuts with laughter as I explain.]

Sticking it in someone's mouth. Watching someone suck it.

What do you like about watching a guy suck your dick as opposed to just having him do it and how it feels?

The expressions he gets on his face.

Such as?

Him looking up at me. Just a glazed look in his eyes.

What does it mean to you that he has a glazed look?

That he's happy.

Why does him looking up at you turn you on?

I don't know, it just does.

What makes a dick pretty, or good-looking?

Its length, its texture.

Do you think you have a pretty dick?

But of course! [He laughs.]

Has anyone ever drawn or sketched your dick?

No.

Have you ever drawn or sketched your own dick?

Nope.

Who was the oldest person ever to see your dick?

My father.

The youngest person?

A 19-year-old.

When was the last time your Mom saw your dick?

I honestly don't remember that one.

So it would have had to have been....

Childhood. Many years ago.

Is your father cut or uncut?

I don't know.

So you've never seen it?

He died when I was 9.

Do you have any kids?

Nope.

Does your dick have a name?

No.

Has it EVER had a name, like when you were younger?

No.

Have you ever had the feeling that there is something wrong with your dick?

Lately? It's not being used enough! [He laughs.] Younger? No.

When you're wearing clothes, do you keep your dick inside underpants?

Yes.

Boxers, I guess? [We've just finished a photo session where I saw he was wearing boxer shorts.]

Yes.

Does it usually hang to the left or to the right?

Left.

How do you arrange it inside briefs?

Tuck it to the left, I guess.

Do you arrange it in a particular way inside boxers?

Yes. More comfortable on the left.

Think of the period of time in the gym between when you're totally naked in the shower and when you're totally clothed and ready to walk out the front door. Let's say that that's 20 minutes. For how many of those 20 minutes is your dick naked and visible to other guys in the locker room?

Ten, I'd say.

Has there ever been a period in your life of one year or more during which NO ONE other than you saw your dick?

Yes when I was 23 to 25.

So that was after your time in the YMCA, right?

Uh huh. [He laughs.]

How did it happen that no one saw it?

No partners.

When is the last time someone saw your dick (not counting today)?

4 months ago.

What was the occasion?

Possible partner.

When will be the next time?

I don't know.

What's your dick doing right now?

Sleeping.

In high school, how often did other boys see your dick?

Not very often.

How rarely was that?

Only an occasional partner or two.

Girls?

Never.

Nowadays, during an average week, how many people see your dick?

No one.

Of course, everybody knows that a lot of teenaged boys get hard at inappropriate times -- and in a way so that other people can see that they're hard. Did this ever happen to you?

No, not that I know of.

Tell me about the first time your dick ejaculated. What happened?

God that was so long ago! [He chuckles.] I don't remember; it was a long time ago.

What's the shortest length of time you've ever had between two orgasms?

Thirty minutes.

Guys I interview for Dick of the Week usually are exhibitionistic -- at least a little. Think back in your life to any times when you may have fantasized or thought about showing off your dick to someone else, on purpose. How old were you the FIRST time you had a thought or a fantasy like that?

Probably about 17.

What was the fantasy?

Going into a college gym and showering in there, even though I wasn't a student. Waiting for the other guys to come into the shower and seeing what they were doing.

The part about you not being a student, was that just a fact about your life or was it a component of the fantasy?

A fact about my life.

Did you ever carry it out?

No.

Has anyone other than you ever touched your dick in a sexual way in a church?

[F goes nuts with laughter. His answer to this question had been unique (to say the least), and perhaps he's recalling how surprised he was when I asked it of him -- or might have been hoping for a similarly far-out answer from Bradley.]

No.

At a Boy Scout event?

No. Never been a Boy Scout.

While your parents were nearby?

Yes, with [a relative from his generation of kids]. We had a fling -- but he denies it, and my parents don't believe it.

What was the fling?

Lots of oral sex.

How old were you?

Between the ages of 13 to 16.

Just once or a bunch of times?

Many times.

How old was he?

18 to 20, 21.

Today, do you think that was abusive?

Yes. The first couple of years, yeah. [He laughs, but not deeply.]

But the last couple of years...?

No. I enjoyed it. [He laughs.] Tacky, I know.

Do you consider yourself a nudist?

Hmmm... I've been to Black's Beach, so.... partially?

When you think back on your life, do you think you were a nudist your whole life, or did you only become a nudist at some particular age?

Probably most of my life.

So you remember as a kid enjoying being naked or wanting to be naked?

Uh huh [he nods]. I just didn't like having constricting clothes on me. But my parents always made me wear clothes.

Which would you prefer: To live in a world where everyone had to be naked all the time -- men and women -- or to live in a world where you had to be naked all the time but everyone else was clothed?

Um... where everybody would have to be naked.

Which would you prefer: To have a photo published in a magazine of just your dick next to your real name, or to have an anonymous photo published showing both your dick and your face?

An anonymous photo.

Why?

I don't know, just to keep the nasty people from coming to get me, I guess! [He laughs.]

What's the most embarrassing thing your dick ever did?

Once it fell out of my boxers in front of my grandmother. I was going from my bedroom to the bathroom and it fell out while I was walking down the hall.

What has your dick done that has made you the most proud?

Stayed its size. It hasn't shrunk yet!

What's the most outrageously exhibitionistic thing you've ever done?

Went to Black's Beach.

In your whole life, what event or situation made your dick the hardest it has ever been?

Being with that young guy who made my whole body quiver.

Was that the 19-year-old you mentioned?

Yes. That was when he was in the Army and his mom was the lesbian. And we were just lying on the living room floor in my apartment and he grabbed my crotch and things went from there. It was the most excited I'd ever been.

What was exciting about it?

The passion. The ecstasy that I felt. The very high level of intimacy.

Did you get into a relationship with him?

Secretly, yeah. By his choice.

Tell me about the first time your dick was photographed.

By me -- taking Polaroids. I was just being funny and taking pictures just to take pictures.

How old were you?

20.

How'd you get the camera?

I bought it. [A brief pause.] Not just specifically for that reason! [He laughs.]

Has your dick ever been published in a magazine?

No.

On the Internet?

No.

Have you ever danced naked?

No.

Have you ever exposed your dick in a non-visible way -- for example, by taking your bathing suit off underwater?

In the Jacuzzi, yeah.

Which one?

It was at one of my old apartments.

Who else was in it with you?

Just me.

Have you ever been naked in a bar?

No.

Have you ever been naked in public other than at a nude beach?

Just a bathhouse.

What's the largest number of people who have seen your dick all at the same time?

Five. At a bathhouse.

...within a 24-hour period?

That same five.

Tell me about the first time your dick accidentally became visible and might have been seen by someone you didn't intend to show it to.

That would be the grandmother incident.

When you're at a urinal in a public place -- like an airport -- how often do you do things specifically so that other guys nearby can see your dick?

Not very. Only if I get a vibe off the people next to me.

Has your dick ever been exposed to view against your will?

Yes. I was raped by a bunch of guys once. [Time constraints prevent us from discussing this further.]

What do you like the most about your dick?

Its size.

What do you like the most about having a dick?

That I have something to play with! [He laughs.]

What do you like the most about having a BIG dick?

It actually attracts more people, I think.

What do you like the least about your dick?

That it's not getting used enough!

What do you like the least about having a dick?

Nothing. [He laughs.]

What do you like the least about having a big dick?

Nothing.

Has your dick ever gotten you in trouble?

No.

Have you ever had an orgasm in a car while the car was moving?

Yes. [He laughs and covers his face.]

Were you driving?

Yes. I was with a friend of mine driving back from Seattle, and he just nonchalantly reached over and started doing stuff. It just happened.

What did you do at the moment of orgasm?

[As if the answer would be obvious:] I pulled over!

Have you ever had an orgasm on an airplane?

No.

...on a train or subway car?

No.

...on a boat?

No.

...underwater?

No.

...in your parents' bedroom?

No.

...at school?

No.

...at work?

Ummm... By myself? [I nod to indicate that it does not have to have been with a second person.] Yes I have. I got bored working graveyard shift one night, and went in the back where I could hear the door chime going off and did what I had to do!

Have you ever come in a place where, if you and I were to go there right now, you could show me your dried cum?

[He gets a really weird expression on his face, as if this is the most unbelievable question ever.] No!

Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are most ashamed.

Jacking off in a church, by myself.

Tell me more.

I was younger and went to the church late at night and pulled out all the punches right in front of God [he chuckles uncomfortably].

And you're ashamed of that because?

My religious upbringing.

Are you religious today, as an adult?

No. More spiritual than religious.

Do you still feel embarrassed about doing that?

Not today, no.

Did you do it more than once?

No.

How old were you?

17.

Were you religious at 17?

Yes. I was Catholic.

Why did you get the idea to do it?

I don't know; it just popped into my head.

Tell me about the one orgasm in your life of which you are the most proud.

With the 19-year-old. Because it lasted longer than I thought it would.

When you jerk off, how do you hold your dick in your hand?

[He shows me; see photo.]

What motion do you use?

Up and down. Play with the head a lot. An up and down swirl, I guess.

Do you feel like jerking off right now?

No.

Starting the clock at the end of this interview, how long will it be before you have an orgasm?

I don't know... tomorrow morning? Tonight? I don't know.

How do you plan to get that orgasm?

[With] Myself.

Anything else you'd like to say about dicks in general or your dick in particular?

About dicks in general: I LIIIIIKE 'em! [He laughs.] Oh my god, if my grandmother ever saw this...!

F: I don't think your grandmother is going to be going to Jim's Pen is Central!

Well, you never know!

Don't forget... she's already seen it! [They laugh.] Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

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